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I Caught An Employee Stealing. What Happened Next Was Shocking!!

 
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I had just hired a new guy 3 days ago to work the midnight shift. I got a call at 2:00 in the morning from my night shift girl saying that the new guy had to leave because he was sick and shit his pants. He had told her he would be right back after changing into different clothes, but she said he never came back.

Shortly after I showed up at the store, the new guy showed up. He seemed surprised and nervous to see me. He said he was still sick and left again.

Then, this morning, when I was counting the money I discovered that there was money missing. I looked at the cameras and watched him take the money. Then I watched on the cameras as a cop came into the store. Immediately after the cop left, Daniel left. I immediately noticed in the video that Daniel had a different pair of pants on when he came back.

I called him and told him that money was missing. He immediately said he was sorry and asked me if I was going to call the police. I said since it was only $40.00 I would not prosecute, if he returned to the store and paid the money back. I also informed him that it was on video and cameras don't lie. He then asked me, "IF I RETURN THE MONEY, CAN I HAVE MY JOB BACK"? I said no, you were caught stealing.

In all the years I've worked in retail, I have never had anyone confess to stealing, much less admit it before I even told them that they were a suspect and I them it on video.

I guess when he saw the cop, he shit his pants.
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That is shocking.
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remember the michael keaton movie - clean & sober? he embezzled, nutted up months later w/a promise to repay, and got pissed when they terminated him.
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It's almost like an incomprehension of action/reaction: consequences.
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Giving you 5 stars, OP...this is an interesting thread.
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It is customary in many countries to steal $40 after shitting your pants. I do have to commend your gift for spotting good character tough OP, hiring someone like him, he must have charmed the pants off of you before stealing them to shit in.
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It's almost like an incomprehension of action/reaction: consequences.
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When I talked to him he seemed like something just wasn't registering, like he wasn't all upstairs.
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I hear you OP, it is always disheartneng when an employee steals.

I remember watching my assistant manager steal while doing deposits and when I called her into my office all I had to do was pull out the form and then asked her if I needed to explain why she was being written up and terminated..she said no.
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You, sir, should be commended on your mercy and compassion.

Nice job!!

cheers
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When I talked to him he seemed like something just wasn't registering, like he wasn't all upstairs.
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He passed the application and interview process??

scratching
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why didn't you turn him over to the firing squad without a trial?
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You, sir, should be commended on your mercy and compassion.

Nice job!!

cheers
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Everybody deserves a second chance. A felony charge lasts forever. Maybe he learned his lesson and won't steal again.
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We are in the time where shit hits even more things than the fan
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it must have been the shitting of the pants that brought him to humility!!!
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I have employees.

And that means I've had them steal from me. But yours is different than any I've ever encountered:

A) Yes, he stole $40....
B) But, he clearly is not used to being a thief... otherwise, the cop's arrival would not have fazed him in the least.
C) In fact, he was sooo unhinged that he crapped his pants and had to go home. This most certainly proves he is not a polished thief.
D) He readily admitted to his transgression.

Others will disagree, but IMHO you should re-consider firing him.

My guess, based on his reaction to committing the crime, is that he ain't about to steal again. If he does, what's next? Crapped pants and puke??? Now that he has tried thievery he knows it isn't for him.

Shame, humiliation, degridation, guilt... it is all there.

Anyway - just something to consider.
'When Plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men,
they create for themselves, in the course of time,
a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.'
Frederic Bastiat, 'The Law'
1850

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I think you all are missing the big point!.....He shit himself!....






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When I talked to him he seemed like something just wasn't registering, like he wasn't all upstairs.


He passed the application and interview process??

scratching
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I checked his references, did a background check and then interviewed him. During the interview he did astoundingly well. The girls on the night shift both thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. After I caught him stealing, his demeanor took a strange turn.
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It is customary in many countries to steal $40 after shitting your pants.
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laugh
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I have employees.

And that means I've had them steal from me. But yours is different than any I've ever encountered:

A) Yes, he stole $40....
B) But, he clearly is not used to being a thief... otherwise, the cop's arrival would not have fazed him in the least.
C) In fact, he was sooo unhinged that he crapped his pants and had to go home. This most certainly proves he is not a polished thief.
D) He readily admitted to his transgression.

Others will disagree, but IMHO you should re-consider firing him.

My guess, based on his reaction to committing the crime, is that he ain't about to steal again. If he does, what's next? Crapped pants and puke??? Now that he has tried thievery he knows it isn't for him.

Shame, humiliation, degridation, guilt... it is all there.

Anyway - just something to consider.
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I agree, hire him back. give him a promotion and an raise.

this guy has potential!!!
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I have employees.

And that means I've had them steal from me. But yours is different than any I've ever encountered:

A) Yes, he stole $40....
B) But, he clearly is not used to being a thief... otherwise, the cop's arrival would not have fazed him in the least.
C) In fact, he was sooo unhinged that he crapped his pants and had to go home. This most certainly proves he is not a polished thief.
D) He readily admitted to his transgression.

Others will disagree, but IMHO you should re-consider firing him.

My guess, based on his reaction to committing the crime, is that he ain't about to steal again. If he does, what's next? Crapped pants and puke??? Now that he has tried thievery he knows it isn't for him.

Shame, humiliation, degridation, guilt... it is all there.

Anyway - just something to consider.
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My District Manager wouldn't allow it. She believes once a thief, always a thief. She has seen so much theft in her years in management that she is very disgusted.
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I have employees.

And that means I've had them steal from me. But yours is different than any I've ever encountered:

A) Yes, he stole $40....
B) But, he clearly is not used to being a thief... otherwise, the cop's arrival would not have fazed him in the least.
C) In fact, he was sooo unhinged that he crapped his pants and had to go home. This most certainly proves he is not a polished thief.
D) He readily admitted to his transgression.

Others will disagree, but IMHO you should re-consider firing him.

My guess, based on his reaction to committing the crime, is that he ain't about to steal again. If he does, what's next? Crapped pants and puke??? Now that he has tried thievery he knows it isn't for him.

Shame, humiliation, degridation, guilt... it is all there.

Anyway - just something to consider.
 Quoting: Seamus

Maybe that is why he had the audacity to ask for his job back, cuz all through his life his actions had no lasting effect on people(most likely the parents).
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My District Manager wouldn't allow it. She believes once a thief, always a thief. She has seen so much theft in her years in management that she is very disgusted.
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I with the DM! I mean, he didn't get charged, so let him find work elsewhere and "possibly" provide shortages on someone else's report.
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You don't own a store at Niagara Falls do you?
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When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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I have employees.

And that means I've had them steal from me. But yours is different than any I've ever encountered:

A) Yes, he stole $40....
B) But, he clearly is not used to being a thief... otherwise, the cop's arrival would not have fazed him in the least.
C) In fact, he was sooo unhinged that he crapped his pants and had to go home. This most certainly proves he is not a polished thief.
D) He readily admitted to his transgression.

Others will disagree, but IMHO you should re-consider firing him.

My guess, based on his reaction to committing the crime, is that he ain't about to steal again. If he does, what's next? Crapped pants and puke??? Now that he has tried thievery he knows it isn't for him.

Shame, humiliation, degridation, guilt... it is all there.

Anyway - just something to consider.


My District Manager wouldn't allow it. She believes once a thief, always a thief. She has seen so much theft in her years in management that she is very disgusted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994218



she is probably the crook and has to use this case to try and hide behind it. Remember the saying, who ever smelt it delt it.
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I have employees.

And that means I've had them steal from me. But yours is different than any I've ever encountered:

A) Yes, he stole $40....
B) But, he clearly is not used to being a thief... otherwise, the cop's arrival would not have fazed him in the least.
C) In fact, he was sooo unhinged that he crapped his pants and had to go home. This most certainly proves he is not a polished thief.
D) He readily admitted to his transgression.

Others will disagree, but IMHO you should re-consider firing him.

My guess, based on his reaction to committing the crime, is that he ain't about to steal again. If he does, what's next? Crapped pants and puke??? Now that he has tried thievery he knows it isn't for him.

Shame, humiliation, degridation, guilt... it is all there.

Anyway - just something to consider.


My District Manager wouldn't allow it. She believes once a thief, always a thief. She has seen so much theft in her years in management that she is very disgusted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994218


That makes 2 of us.

But she has to admit, there is something highly unusual about this guy.

Since it is a corporation though, with different managerial levels, I know you have no choice.
'When Plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men,
they create for themselves, in the course of time,
a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.'
Frederic Bastiat, 'The Law'
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"The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."
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"The bold effort the present bank has made to control the Government, the distress it has wantonly produced ... are but premonitions of the fate that awaits the American People should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution (The Bank of the United States), or the establishment of another like it." Andrew Jackson (December 2, 1834)
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It is customary in many countries to steal $40 after shitting your pants. I do have to commend your gift for spotting good character tough OP, hiring someone like him, he must have charmed the pants off of you before stealing them to shit in.
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Temptations are growing stronger.
Humans can rarely resist temptation.
The Spirit gave him a true wake up call when the cop walked in straight afterwards - no doubt it was the spiritual aspect that caused his bowels to loosen.
He is stubborn though - asking for his job back - wow, just wow.
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I work in construction and recently had to fire an employee who was supposed to be in charge, but only dropped off his guys to work and left the job site for the day. A few days later, the guy came to my shop while I was away and stole some things. Well, I had a hidden camera activated by motion, and when I called him and confronted him with my evidence, he went into total denial. I told him I had pix and that if he returned my stuff, I wouldn't press charges.

I gave the idiot a chance and he still wouldn't fess up or make amends. Not even an apology. So, I was forced to make a formal police report and press charges.

What the hell is wrong with people these days? Not only are they malicious, but they are just plain stupid.
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Did he vomit with fear when he saw the cop?
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I work in construction and recently had to fire an employee who was supposed to be in charge, but only dropped off his guys to work and left the job site for the day. A few days later, the guy came to my shop while I was away and stole some things. Well, I had a hidden camera activated by motion, and when I called him and confronted him with my evidence, he went into total denial. I told him I had pix and that if he returned my stuff, I wouldn't press charges.

I gave the idiot a chance and he still wouldn't fess up or make amends. Not even an apology. So, I was forced to make a formal police report and press charges.

What the hell is wrong with people these days? Not only are they malicious, but they are just plain stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 779573


Good - I wish you luck and hopefully you live in a county with a DA's office who takes such crimes seriously.... it is unlikely you do... but perhaps they will actually prosecute the piece of shit.

BTW, this clown of yours I would have fired in a heartbeat. The moment I learned he was 'dropping off' men he was supposed to be supervising.

He wasn't an illegal alien, by chance, was he?
'When Plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men,
they create for themselves, in the course of time,
a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.'
Frederic Bastiat, 'The Law'
1850

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"The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."
JohnSwinton, 1830-1901, Former chief-of-staff New York Times
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"The bold effort the present bank has made to control the Government, the distress it has wantonly produced ... are but premonitions of the fate that awaits the American People should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution (The Bank of the United States), or the establishment of another like it." Andrew Jackson (December 2, 1834)
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I work in construction and recently had to fire an employee who was supposed to be in charge, but only dropped off his guys to work and left the job site for the day. A few days later, the guy came to my shop while I was away and stole some things. Well, I had a hidden camera activated by motion, and when I called him and confronted him with my evidence, he went into total denial. I told him I had pix and that if he returned my stuff, I wouldn't press charges.

I gave the idiot a chance and he still wouldn't fess up or make amends. Not even an apology. So, I was forced to make a formal police report and press charges.

What the hell is wrong with people these days? Not only are they malicious, but they are just plain stupid.


Good - I wish you luck and hopefully you live in a county with a DA's office who takes such crimes seriously.... it is unlikely you do... but perhaps they will actually prosecute the piece of shit.

BTW, this clown of yours I would have fired in a heartbeat. The moment I learned he was 'dropping off' men he was supposed to be supervising.

He wasn't an illegal alien, by chance, was he?
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I don't hire illegals. I'm a tea party nut. :-)

The DA here is a clean up guy. He won't shirk his duty.

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