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Astrology! I want to learn - but where to start? Help!

 
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I'm overwhelmed. What are some really good books? I don't want to learn the bullshit Sunday paper Astrology. I want to learn REAL astrology!

Help!

Please and thank you :-)
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get this book called easy astrology guide
[link to www.amazon.com]

wow damn im going to have alot of work to do enlightening you people and saving you from your stupid black man president.
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Illegally download it or steal it if you can dont waste your money slaving for the system.
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Start with the basics....why it works....
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Start with the basics....why it works....
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My obsession with it is insane. I've no explanation for it, but suddenly I'm in a panic to gorge myself on Astrology information. I've no idea why but I'm compelled to read everything and anything on it. I've got so many tabs open - I'm overloading on info and I'm losing the ability to process it all. But there's an overwhelming sense of urgency to it. I fucking falling apart over this silly shit.
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Start with the basics....why it works....


My obsession with it is insane. I've no explanation for it, but suddenly I'm in a panic to gorge myself on Astrology information. I've no idea why but I'm compelled to read everything and anything on it. I've got so many tabs open - I'm overloading on info and I'm losing the ability to process it all. But there's an overwhelming sense of urgency to it. I fucking falling apart over this silly shit.
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You sound like me back in January 2007 with Numerology....

What is your sign ??
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Start with the basics....why it works....
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Yep..and once you have covered the basics..move on to ADVANCED..ONLY for the REALLY smart...and find out why its all a load of utter SHIT!

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Start with the basics....why it works....


My obsession with it is insane. I've no explanation for it, but suddenly I'm in a panic to gorge myself on Astrology information. I've no idea why but I'm compelled to read everything and anything on it. I've got so many tabs open - I'm overloading on info and I'm losing the ability to process it all. But there's an overwhelming sense of urgency to it. I fucking falling apart over this silly shit.


You sound like me back in January 2007 with Numerology....

What is your sign ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Sun in Aquarius. Moon in Libra with Libra rising. You?
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try these sites.

www.astro.com

www.mysticboard.com
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Start with the basics....why it works....


My obsession with it is insane. I've no explanation for it, but suddenly I'm in a panic to gorge myself on Astrology information. I've no idea why but I'm compelled to read everything and anything on it. I've got so many tabs open - I'm overloading on info and I'm losing the ability to process it all. But there's an overwhelming sense of urgency to it. I fucking falling apart over this silly shit.


You sound like me back in January 2007 with Numerology....

What is your sign ??


Sun in Aquarius. Moon in Libra with Libra rising. You?
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Sun also in Aquarius....Moon in Leo....
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astrology is LEGIT.

study REAL astrology.

i recommend starting with KABBALISTIC astrology, and going from there.


you'll be amazed =)
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Ah the old path, numerology, astrology, alchemy, palmistry,
Focus on the elements of the signs, and planets first.
Fire, Water, Earth, Air, then study some Greek mythology, then study Greek music theory.
At this point you will be prepared to undertake the mathematics of the subject.
Remember when discussing the signs, and music both are related to the gods of Greek mythology.
Favorable harmonious tones, or planet positions can be felt and heard when expressed with an instrument.
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I'm overwhelmed. What are some really good books? I don't want to learn the bullshit Sunday paper Astrology. I want to learn REAL astrology!

Help!

Please and thank you :-)
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Here's how it's done: Look at the sky, scribble some obscure lines playing a game of connect the dots, then make something up and say the sky told you
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moranic one given to me: When you type ".." you need to put three dots instead of two.



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astrology is LEGIT.

study REAL astrology.

i recommend starting with KABBALISTIC astrology, and going from there.


you'll be amazed =)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990734


AHHHH!!!! It's killing me!!! Mundane, Horary, Natal... My wife thinks I've got insane.

I'd probably not be able to study Kabbalah as I'm not Jewish.
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try these sites.

www.astro.com

www.mysticboard.com
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Thank you!
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Ah the old path, numerology, astrology, alchemy, palmistry,
Focus on the elements of the signs, and planets first.
Fire, Water, Earth, Air, then study some Greek mythology, then study Greek music theory.
At this point you will be prepared to undertake the mathematics of the subject.
Remember when discussing the signs, and music both are related to the gods of Greek mythology.
Favorable harmonious tones, or planet positions can be felt and heard when expressed with an instrument.
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Wonderful! Thank you so much :-)
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Ah the old path, numerology, astrology, alchemy, palmistry,
Focus on the elements of the signs, and planets first.
Fire, Water, Earth, Air, then study some Greek mythology, then study Greek music theory.
At this point you will be prepared to undertake the mathematics of the subject.
Remember when discussing the signs, and music both are related to the gods of Greek mythology.
Favorable harmonious tones, or planet positions can be felt and heard when expressed with an instrument.


Wonderful! Thank you so much :-)
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I hope it helps you to see how all things are interconnected.
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I'm overwhelmed. What are some really good books? I don't want to learn the bullshit Sunday paper Astrology. I want to learn REAL astrology!

Help!

Please and thank you :-)


Here's how it's done: Look at the sky, scribble some obscure lines playing a game of connect the dots, then make something up and say the sky told you
 Quoting: nomind



ah no....

Real Astrogy has to do with the position of the stars and how the energy from them effects us....
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astrology is LEGIT.

study REAL astrology.

i recommend starting with KABBALISTIC astrology, and going from there.


you'll be amazed =)


AHHHH!!!! It's killing me!!! Mundane, Horary, Natal... My wife thinks I've got insane.

I'd probably not be able to study Kabbalah as I'm not Jewish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 982910



you don't have to be jewish to understand how the kabbala works.

www.astro.com is a GREAT SITE!
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astrology is LEGIT.

study REAL astrology.

i recommend starting with KABBALISTIC astrology, and going from there.


you'll be amazed =)


AHHHH!!!! It's killing me!!! Mundane, Horary, Natal... My wife thinks I've got insane.

I'd probably not be able to study Kabbalah as I'm not Jewish.



you don't have to be jewish to understand how the kabbala works.

www.astro.com is a GREAT SITE!
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Okay thank you so much - I will look into this also. So much to learn so little time.
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SUBSCRIBE TO HOROSCOPE GUIDE BY KAPPA PUBLISHING. Youll have to look it up. Its the best
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SUBSCRIBE TO HOROSCOPE GUIDE BY KAPPA PUBLISHING. Youll have to look it up. Its the best
 Quoting: THRONE OF THE GOLDEN SUN

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Here's how it's done: Look at the sky, scribble some obscure lines playing a game of connect the dots, then make something up and say the sky told you



ah no....

Real Astrogy has to do with the position of the stars and how the energy from them effects us....
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Yes.. that's what I said.. make something up after looking at the sky.. :p
My Interesting Karma messages:

- "You are an idiot. This post proves it."
-"GLP MEMBERS BEWARE!!! THIS IS A GOVERNMENT SHILL."
- Most
moranic one given to me: When you type ".." you need to put three dots instead of two.



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Here's how it's done: Look at the sky, scribble some obscure lines playing a game of connect the dots, then make something up and say the sky told you



ah no....

Real Astrogy has to do with the position of the stars and how the energy from them effects us....


Yes.. that's what I said.. make something up after looking at the sky.. :p
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Light....all about the light....
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Astrology for Dummies will give you the basics. Then read anything you can get your hands on by Liz Greene. Very esoteric and intelligent woman.
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I was just like you are when I first started studying astrology! Obsessed and overwhelmed. There is really so much to the topic. Once you get used to one way of doing it, you find out whole new approaches and concepts and cultural histories are out there. It can be exhausting to try to learn it all.

One book that really helped me learn the structure and organization in a way that served as a great foundation was
A HANDBOOK FOR THE HUMANISTIC ASTROLOGER by Michael Meyer. It gives a very orderly yet inspiring approach to the basics. Here is a link: [link to www.khaldea.com] (He also has a great monthly calendar you can print showing the current aspects.)

You will find that there are many different 'angles' to this topic and you can tailor your study to fit your interests. For instance, you may be attracted to helping people (natal astrology), or analyzing political situations (mundane) or studying other cultures (the Hindu tradition, Mayan, etc.) I was always crazy about ancient history as well as astrology and have found myself gravitating over the years to the history of astrology.

Good luck with your studies. The internet is great but also a handicap because of Too Much Info. When I get really serious about learning something, personally, I have to sit down with a book. Astrology is a great treasure and you will have a great time.
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You guys are great!

I'd thought I'd just be trolled and flamed, and here you all are with love and support.

Thank you :-)

Now... how do I talk my wife into letting me buy Astrology software!?!? Nah... I'd better wait on that one ;-)

Thank you all again!
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Start with the basics....why it works....


My obsession with it is insane. I've no explanation for it, but suddenly I'm in a panic to gorge myself on Astrology information. I've no idea why but I'm compelled to read everything and anything on it. I've got so many tabs open - I'm overloading on info and I'm losing the ability to process it all. But there's an overwhelming sense of urgency to it. I fucking falling apart over this silly shit.
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It's total bullshit, and a waste of time.
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Start with the basics....why it works....


My obsession with it is insane. I've no explanation for it, but suddenly I'm in a panic to gorge myself on Astrology information. I've no idea why but I'm compelled to read everything and anything on it. I've got so many tabs open - I'm overloading on info and I'm losing the ability to process it all. But there's an overwhelming sense of urgency to it. I fucking falling apart over this silly shit.


It's total bullshit, and a waste of time.
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If you wanna start with the basics OP, that's all you really need to know.
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Keys of Solomon? Christopher Knight.

I think thats the title, research by Freemasons using instruments proving the radio waves and energy emitted by the planets is science.

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