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US Coast Guard GAVE BP 48 hours TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

 
Agent M. Ahmadinejad

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Bring in the Russians.

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BP can only pay for the clean up costs if they collect the oil from this deposit.

They have already spent the money from their sold yet unpumped oil.

There are those who would say we should just close the well with a well placed tactical charge.


That option will not allow BP to recover their property to be able to finance the clean up effort.

Their ability to clean the spill is paired with their ability to gather, process, and deliver their already sold oil.

I think they are doing the banana in the tail pipe trick.
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kim they will send BP a strongly-worded letter.
Water always wins. :sun:
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Here is a quote from an AC who posted on SHRs new thread:

this analysis seems to be correct to me.

next atop intervention wells.
after that- who knows- if the rumour that the boys from LANL were there two weeks ago are true- that is truly ominous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 998166


LANL - Los Alamos

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48 hours or what?
 Quoting: Vi

48 hours or more
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Why the fuck are they not using the oil eating bacteria that leaves no toxicity!?!
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"The Coast Guard acted stupidly" Barry
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When there's a flood, a fire, a drought, an earthquake etc, there's dozens of countries lining up to help. When the Kursk was blown up (now there's a conspiracy theory!), the UK offered experts and submersibles IIRC.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT NOW?

That alone raises suspicion!
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06/12/2010 03:41 PM
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48 hours or what?
 Quoting: Vi



Barry's gonna kick some ass!
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06/12/2010 03:42 PM
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48 hours or what?


or...or...we'll hold our breath until you do what we say!!

It's already been established that the Coast Guard works for BP. This is just a fictional play for the benefit of the masses
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Yup.
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The US Coast Guard ...

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When there's a flood, a fire, a drought, an earthquake etc, there's dozens of countries lining up to help. When the Kursk was blown up (now there's a conspiracy theory!), the UK offered experts and submersibles IIRC.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT NOW?

That alone raises suspicion!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 863042

b.p. and its subcontractor that would be the united states government has refused all international aid or help
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[link to www.marketwatch.com]

The U.S. Coast Guard said Saturday it gave BP 48 hours to come up with a way to hasten plans to increase its oil-capturing capacity at the Deepwater Horizon spill, after BP said it could take up to a month to bring in additional equipment.

I saw pics of the top hat being built and there were guys sitting around, smiling and chit chattin.

BP and all service companies supplying BP with additional equipment should be moving at breakneck speed.

You expect union workers to work hard?? HA! That's classic.
 Quoting: falchion6

LOL like non union workers work any harder or faster. They might even be slower since you'd have to go back and forth fixing all the mistakes and fuck ups. But hey they'd make less doing it.
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48 hours or what?

they will call them names
tomato
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and fart in their general direction...
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The rest of the world is looking at this, & wondering why the American citizens are not up in arms about this. Why are they not taking to the streets en masse. Eerily quite from a nation of people who normally like to have their voices heard.

Have they put tranquilizers in your drinking water?
 Quoting: Angela



not only have they tampered with the water, but the very air we breathe is layered with microscopic mood-altering chemicals. don't you worry for now, though. we will be rushing north by the millions with quite an appetite once the grid collapses so you can help us then.
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if BP can't stop it no-one can.
understand that nobody else is more qualified or capable.
no other options
its a timeline to nuke it!
you'll see.
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I keep wondering where are these truck driving, gun toting, small non white intimidating red necks we have all come to know, sequestered away in militia forts as they are and ready to defend America in the blink of an eye, when you need them.

The rest of the world is looking at this, & wondering why the American citizens are not up in arms about this. Why are they not taking to the streets en masse. Eerily quite from a nation of people who normally like to have their voices heard.

Have they put tranquilizers in your drinking water?
 Quoting: Angela
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48 hours or what?
 Quoting: Vi


Exactly. Empty posturing - once again - by our witless government!!
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06/12/2010 04:11 PM
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It's zero's job to tell BP to get it together. Guess he got a big campaign contribution from them.
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lmao what a joke
or what?
or what?

IT DOESN'T MATTER
there is no what
nothing can be done



I think other countries should step in by force and stop this nonsense, because they are under threat too, and since they actually CARE about their people, they might actually bother to fix it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657

Jones Act
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after 48 hours all BP execs will have to take a "time out" in a corner
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48 hours or what?

They will say NI!
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Bring Me A Shrubbery!
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06/12/2010 04:18 PM
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Didn't our illustrious Commander in Chief say he was running the show during his last Press Conference??
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The reason why BP isn't doing anything is because there is no point! It's out of control! The ocean floor has been breached and leaking uncontrollably.

And will do so for the next 30 years!

BP isn't doing anything cuz nothing they can do would make a difference!
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48 hours or what?

They will say NI!



Bring Me A Shrubbery!

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One that looks nice and not too expensive.

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I saw guys in black tee-shirts (contracted by BP) GIVING ORDERS to the Coast Guard.

This was a boat that pulled up to tell reporters to stay away or be arrested. When questioned the Coast Guard guy simply said those were the orders FROM BP.

THAT is how things have been run down there.
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48 hours or we will be Really Really Mad...
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I don't think BP is afraid of the Coast Guard. BP will just hire Blackwater and send the CG back home.
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I survived a gale,alone on a 29 ft sloop even after the tiller arm broke off in my hand.

I as a sane mariner practice triple redundancy. If the pipe and vice grips I responded with did not work I had a back up for that scenario as well.

I was working alone and survived a potentially fatal event with triple redundancy. All my systems operated on triple redundancy. Triple redundancy is THE law of survival at sea.

B.P. hellbenton seem to have failed to realize triple redundancy even now as they dig TWO relief wells.

This is not a presidential election.. This is potentially the greatest man made disaster ever.2 will not do it, History tells that smaller wells have taken more than this. Triple redundancy calls for 16 if four have done it in the past.

5 at 100 million apiece is a good start.
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Obummer will be there on Monday. Just more idiotic lip service... BP is in charge of Coast Guard, not the other way around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 847197

+1 on your 3rd sentence...

+1,000 on the nickname "Obummer". I think I like that more than "Oilbama"...lol

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