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President Obama will address the nation Tuesday evening about BP oil spill

 
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This dumb motherfucker needs to quit showing his ugly mug on tv and fix the god damn problem.
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If he goes on tv enough, the problem will go away.
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06/13/2010 11:33 AM
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We need less TALK and more ACTION!!!

Everyone, BP, the Government, the States, are all standing around looking at each other saying "Do something! No, YOU do something!" and nothing gets done, meanwhile, the Gulf and millions of people are going down the toilet.
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I wonder if Obama will take this opportunity to declare martial law? Or will he wait?
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That comes after the first hurricane. When all freshwater is contaminated 100 miles inland.
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"Let me be clear..."
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The virtue of courage is a prerequisite for the practice of all other virtues, because otherwise one is virtuous only when virtue has no cost. There are times when something needs to be done, and yet we know that if we step up and do this needful thing, we will pay a heavy personal price. -C.S. Lewis
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Long legged Mac Daddy will be leading straight from the prompter.
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Lol. The speech writer's trick here is to make it all about Obama so that the oil spill itself becomes a secondary issue to the greatness of "The One" himself and how much the Kenyan Kid has done ever since the disaster started.
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White House: Obama did plug up that hole yet?

Obama: Yea I just did her this morning odance
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06/13/2010 11:41 AM

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The teleprompter is telling me to communicate to you to remain calm all is well.

Well let me make this very clear. Paul McCartney is the eggman! coo coo cachoo!

This so called oil spill is yellow custard from a dead dog's eye. Yes there is a dead dog on the ocean floor.

I have contacted Lucy, she is currently over the gulf with diamonds.
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06/13/2010 11:41 AM
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Obama should resign on Tuesday. The Feds have totally mishandled this spill, as they do everything else.
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06/13/2010 11:43 AM
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He's going to have to try and calm people down.

I heare more talk show hosts saying ELE for the gulf and the well casing's broke.

74 year old marina owner got beat bloody by two Alabama State Fisheries thugs for not closing his pier quick enough.

Lousiana Shrimp King Dean Blanchard saying about Tony Blair:

“He took away everything I love most in the world. I am going to hunt that son of a bitch down like a ‘coon.”
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What's the point? Everything that comes out of the guy's mouth is a lie or at best a half-truth.

Remember during the healthcare debate when he kept saying that if Americans liked their current healthcare plan they'd be able to keep it? Well, that's not exactly true..

[link to WWW.washingtonpost.Com]

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Lousiana Shrimp King Dean Blanchard saying about Tony Blair:

“He took away everything I love most in the world. I am going to hunt that son of a bitch down like a ‘coon.”

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 975367


correction: Tony Hayward BP CEO
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You know I could fix the problem...

i could go to the gulf, dive down in the water, and plug the oil spill with my d**k
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06/13/2010 11:48 AM
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I wonder if he is going to announce who's butt he is going to kick?

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What would you like Obama to do? I'm not talking about asking him to resign and give up, just because things are hard...

But if you blame him for not "doing anything" then, perhaps you could suggest something reasonable that he COULD possibly do?

Let's take "Nuke the well" off the table for now. That would be fought long and hard and we all know it and if it worked, then some will claim " He acted to soon, we would have fixed it now all the fish is radio-activeded!" But any other suggestions?

I have some, but the Obama hating crew needs to step up and start telling him what they want him to do, that will actually make some difference...

Because anyone can sit back and whine, but only a few actually present ideas and fewer still act on them.

It is perhaps the best definition of a "sheep" that they are people that do not have ideas to right wrongs, and simply follow what they are told.

So, lead on with some great ideas that might actually work and we will see how easy it is. Who knows, if it is good enough, maybe it will even be applied?
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06/13/2010 11:51 AM
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it will be a long winded bla bla bla about nothing, saying its soon to be under control and we are working with BP to do everything possible. he will talk for a long time and say nothing.
 Quoting: wolverine



lala Goofy Thum
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Forgive me, as I do not reside within your shores, but from past history and current actions or lack of

im expecting a short speech

something like

"BPs doing a bang up job america! and im doing all I can to assist these good people"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1001887



It's amazing how far a $72,000 presidential campaign donation from an oil company goes these days. Not to mention his chief of staff living in an apartment in DC that BP is paying for.

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What would you like Obama to do? I'm not talking about asking him to resign and give up, just because things are hard...

But if you blame him for not "doing anything" then, perhaps you could suggest something reasonable that he COULD possibly do?

Let's take "Nuke the well" off the table for now. That would be fought long and hard and we all know it and if it worked, then some will claim " He acted to soon, we would have fixed it now all the fish is radio-activeded!" But any other suggestions?

I have some, but the Obama hating crew needs to step up and start telling him what they want him to do, that will actually make some difference...

Because anyone can sit back and whine, but only a few actually present ideas and fewer still act on them.

It is perhaps the best definition of a "sheep" that they are people that do not have ideas to right wrongs, and simply follow what they are told.

So, lead on with some great ideas that might actually work and we will see how easy it is. Who knows, if it is good enough, maybe it will even be applied?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 759915


They've already demonstrated that they want to do this thing in-house, and have refused help from abroad. There have been plenty of suggestions put out there, all of which have been ignored for the status quo.
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He will first say that he gave BP 48 hours, they could not come up with anything, so they are planning the evacuation now and that details of the evacuation will be sent by the weeks end to the effected areas. Military personnel will be sent to help aid in the evacuation process, many will be sent to areas in Detroit where empty homes and business's can be made to house those "displaced" by this unfortunate situation. hf
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or the clean up will create many jobs!
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Forgive me, as I do not reside within your shores, but from past history and current actions or lack of

im expecting a short speech

something like

"BPs doing a bang up job america! and im doing all I can to assist these good people"



It's amazing how far a $72,000 presidential campaign donation from an oil company goes these days. Not to mention his chief of staff living in an apartment in DC that BP is paying for.
 Quoting: SUM TING WONG




"Not to mention his chief of staff living in an apartment in DC that BP is paying for."


Yes, if the folks figure this mack daddy's mack is freeballin'
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Here is EXACTLY what will happen:

1. Obama will "own up" to the disaster.

2. Promise things will "change"

3. Weeks and Months will go by with ZERO change actually happening

4. Obama will still hold his weekly parties.

5. An entire American ecosystem will be destroyed


6. He'll ask for money
 Quoting: LA-LA-LA


Don't forget! He will announce the formation of Gulf Coast Relief Charity to be run by Bill Clinton and Poppy Bush! Text your donations to DEADGULF now, folks!
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shouldnt the idiot have done that about a month ago....fuck is he an epic fail..
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btw Bush can suck my balls too!
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Remember, Vice Idiot Biden said O would be tested in his first year or so in office. This is his Katrina. Funny he knew all along this would happen.
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06/13/2010 12:10 PM
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Fuck that communist
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probably say hes on top of this from day 1. no worries. too much information is bad. oh, by the way, i need 50 million more dollars. or maybe, jus maybe, he will loose his temper. oh wait, he already did all that.
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"blessed are those who expect nothing- for they shall not be disappointed"

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The speech is nothing more than damage control and I believe obama will be thumping his chest claiming to be in control of the situation and is holding BP’s feet to the fire and all is on the road to being well.
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Nuke the fucking well already and seal it up.

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