OKAY FUCKWIT.

1) SIEZE ALL BP ASSETS, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. BANK ACCOUNTS, BOATS, EQUIPMENT, EVERYTHING. IF THEY CAN DO IT WITHOUT DUE PROCESS FOR INDIVIDUALS AND JUSTIFY IT BASED ON "TERRORISM" WHEN SOME DICK HAS PUT GUNPOWDER IN HIS UNDERWEAR, THEN YOU SURE AS FUCK CAN JUSTIFY DOING IT TO A CORPORATION THAT HAS CAUSED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS MORE IN DAMAGE TO THE US, NOT TO MENTION THE ECOLOGICAL END OF THINGS. WHEN AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING LEFT OVER AFTER THIS IS PUT RIGHT- IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE- THEN THEY CAN FILE A CLAIM, UNTIL THEN, YOU'RE TREATED THE WAY WE TREEAT IRAN WHO AT LAST CHECK HAS YET TO DO A SINGLE FUCKING THING TO THE USA. WITH FRIENDS LIKE BP, WHO THE FUCK NEEDS ENEMIES?

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIRST ACT THE MOMENT THE RIG SUNK. DON'T TELL ME THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW THIS THING WAS GOING TO PROGRESS BECAUSE 25% OF THE FUCKWITS ON THIS FORUM WERE ABLE TO FIGURE THAT OUT AND WE DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES OF THE FEDGOV.

2) RENDITION EVERY SINGLE BP EXEC/HALLIBURTON EXEC, ETC AND WATER BOARD THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHICH ONE KNEW WHAT BECAUSE THIS WAS PREVENTABLE AND IT HAPPENED BECAUSE THEY DECIDED THAT THE RISK WAS WORTH IT. IF YOU CAN DROWN A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD BECAUSE HE HAPPENED TO BE IN A VILLAGE WHERE SOME ALLEGED TERRORISTS ONCE VISITED AND KEEP HIM IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT UNTIL HE'S IN HIS FUCKING TWENTIES, RUINING HIS LIFE AND TORTURING HIM FOR FUCK ALL, THEN YOU CAN DAMN SURE GET SOME GOOD INTEL FROM THE GLOBAL TERRORISTS WHO HAVE FUCKED THE GULF OF MEXICO FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

3) FIRE THAT FUCK JOB ADMIRAL THAD ALLEN WHO TWEETED THREE WEEKS AGO THAT THE TOP KILL WORKED. FIRE HIM AND THEN HANG HIM. THEN CUT THE BODY INTO PIECES AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS.

4) FIRE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ADMINISTRATION OF FEMA DOWN TO THEW LAST FUCKING JANITOR AND START OVER BECAUSE IF THIS ISN'T A FEDERAL EMERGENCY THAT NEEDS MANAGING THEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WOULD QUALIFY AND SO FAR THEY HAVE DONE FUCK ALL. THE FIRST GODDAMN RESEARCH VESSEL THE US PAID HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR IS ONLY NOW, EIGHT WEEKS INTO THIS DISASTER, ENROUTE. FIRE THEM ALL AND SIEZE THEIR ACCOUNTS FOR GOOD MEASURE.

4) STOP FLYING AROUND THE GLOBE TO ATTEND SPORTING EVENTS YOU SELF CENTERED, EGOMANIACAL, LOATHSOME RETCH. HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT AND WHAT'S RECKLESS AND IMMATURE BEHAVIOR FOR AN ADULT IN A TIME OF CRISIS? YOU HAVE TIME TO BE SERENADED BY PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY BUT YOU HAVE YET TO SUMMON THE CEO OF BP TO THE OVAL OFFICE? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE OR ARE YOU STUPID?

5) RESIGN. BECAUSE AFTER WHAT AN IMBECILE LIKE MYSELF WAS ABLE TO PIECE TOGETHER IN A FEW MINUTES SEEMS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO THE HOLDER OF THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND, THEN MOTHER FUCKER, YOU ARE IN WAAAAYYYYYY OVER YOUR FUCKING HEAD.