President Obama will address the nation Tuesday evening about BP oil spill

Martial law, here we come!!!

Get out of the Gulf Coast states NOW! While you still can!

RE: "I have some, but the Obama hating crew needs to step up and start telling him what they want him to do, that will actually make some difference...

Because anyone can sit back and whine, but only a few actually present ideas and fewer still act on them."



Oh yeah, right. Sorta like they tried to do with the health care debacle? As if they intended to listen let alone comply on any level. Everything they have rammed thru has been behind closed doors and done behind our backs and before any notification was given the people. What on earth makes you believe this would be any different?

Talk about sheeple! Pot calling kettle black won't help anyone.

They don't respect our votes, our petitions, anything, so what part of "they don't care" haven't you noticed yet?

It's not about hating anyone, it's about the FACTS and what has been proven to be applicable in the past!

Only a fool would continue to believe that business as usual would include the Will of the People!!!!

Hello, this is your president.
I wanted to first address the good folks who patronize GLP before addressing the nation, because I know how your conspiratorial minds work, and you probably think this disaster is about you. You're so vain.
The oil spill is really about me. This disaster will give me the chance to lead in crisis. With a few years of community development experience under my belt before becoming president, I now have the chance to show my true managerial skills on a larger scale. We're talking about the village, folks, the global village. That's where my skills will be best utilized.
So listen children, I will manage this crisis by first declaring martial law, and secondly be seizing all assets under my authority. If you have a car, a house, a kid, any plankton floating around in your back yard, then I will need to use that to further my, uh, to further my desire to serve you.
Beginning this week, I will seize all ocean-front property along the Gulf Coast and eastern seaboard. Then I will mortgage all those properties through my good friends at Goldman Sacs. This will give me a bodacious line of credit to spend over the next three years of my presidency.
All cars that are not GM or Chrysler models, will be scrapped for metal. I intend to build one large steel wall around Washington DC. This is for my protection and the protection of the good people that you voted into office.
All in all folks, you really have nothing to worry or complain about. As the food sources become increasingly scarce, we will arrange for the daily dispersement of crumbs.
As always, your commander in chief,

BHO

(satire)

OKAY FUCKWIT.

1) SIEZE ALL BP ASSETS, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. BANK ACCOUNTS, BOATS, EQUIPMENT, EVERYTHING. IF THEY CAN DO IT WITHOUT DUE PROCESS FOR INDIVIDUALS AND JUSTIFY IT BASED ON "TERRORISM" WHEN SOME DICK HAS PUT GUNPOWDER IN HIS UNDERWEAR, THEN YOU SURE AS FUCK CAN JUSTIFY DOING IT TO A CORPORATION THAT HAS CAUSED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS MORE IN DAMAGE TO THE US, NOT TO MENTION THE ECOLOGICAL END OF THINGS. WHEN AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING LEFT OVER AFTER THIS IS PUT RIGHT- IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE- THEN THEY CAN FILE A CLAIM, UNTIL THEN, YOU'RE TREATED THE WAY WE TREEAT IRAN WHO AT LAST CHECK HAS YET TO DO A SINGLE FUCKING THING TO THE USA. WITH FRIENDS LIKE BP, WHO THE FUCK NEEDS ENEMIES?

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIRST ACT THE MOMENT THE RIG SUNK. DON'T TELL ME THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW THIS THING WAS GOING TO PROGRESS BECAUSE 25% OF THE FUCKWITS ON THIS FORUM WERE ABLE TO FIGURE THAT OUT AND WE DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES OF THE FEDGOV.

2) RENDITION EVERY SINGLE BP EXEC/HALLIBURTON EXEC, ETC AND WATER BOARD THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHICH ONE KNEW WHAT BECAUSE THIS WAS PREVENTABLE AND IT HAPPENED BECAUSE THEY DECIDED THAT THE RISK WAS WORTH IT. IF YOU CAN DROWN A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD BECAUSE HE HAPPENED TO BE IN A VILLAGE WHERE SOME ALLEGED TERRORISTS ONCE VISITED AND KEEP HIM IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT UNTIL HE'S IN HIS FUCKING TWENTIES, RUINING HIS LIFE AND TORTURING HIM FOR FUCK ALL, THEN YOU CAN DAMN SURE GET SOME GOOD INTEL FROM THE GLOBAL TERRORISTS WHO HAVE FUCKED THE GULF OF MEXICO FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

3) FIRE THAT FUCK JOB ADMIRAL THAD ALLEN WHO TWEETED THREE WEEKS AGO THAT THE TOP KILL WORKED. FIRE HIM AND THEN HANG HIM. THEN CUT THE BODY INTO PIECES AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS.

4) FIRE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ADMINISTRATION OF FEMA DOWN TO THEW LAST FUCKING JANITOR AND START OVER BECAUSE IF THIS ISN'T A FEDERAL EMERGENCY THAT NEEDS MANAGING THEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WOULD QUALIFY AND SO FAR THEY HAVE DONE FUCK ALL. THE FIRST GODDAMN RESEARCH VESSEL THE US PAID HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR IS ONLY NOW, EIGHT WEEKS INTO THIS DISASTER, ENROUTE. FIRE THEM ALL AND SIEZE THEIR ACCOUNTS FOR GOOD MEASURE.

4) STOP FLYING AROUND THE GLOBE TO ATTEND SPORTING EVENTS YOU SELF CENTERED, EGOMANIACAL, LOATHSOME RETCH. HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT AND WHAT'S RECKLESS AND IMMATURE BEHAVIOR FOR AN ADULT IN A TIME OF CRISIS? YOU HAVE TIME TO BE SERENADED BY PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY BUT YOU HAVE YET TO SUMMON THE CEO OF BP TO THE OVAL OFFICE? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE OR ARE YOU STUPID?

5) RESIGN. BECAUSE AFTER WHAT AN IMBECILE LIKE MYSELF WAS ABLE TO PIECE TOGETHER IN A FEW MINUTES SEEMS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO THE HOLDER OF THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND, THEN MOTHER FUCKER, YOU ARE IN WAAAAYYYYYY OVER YOUR FUCKING HEAD.

Long legged Mac Daddy will be leading straight from the prompter.

Dingle Barry is a man of the people, he will save us, you just watch and see.

OKAY FUCKWIT.

1) SIEZE ALL BP ASSETS, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. BANK ACCOUNTS, BOATS, EQUIPMENT, EVERYTHING. IF THEY CAN DO IT WITHOUT DUE PROCESS FOR INDIVIDUALS AND JUSTIFY IT BASED ON "TERRORISM" WHEN SOME DICK HAS PUT GUNPOWDER IN HIS UNDERWEAR, THEN YOU SURE AS FUCK CAN JUSTIFY DOING IT TO A CORPORATION THAT HAS CAUSED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS MORE IN DAMAGE TO THE US, NOT TO MENTION THE ECOLOGICAL END OF THINGS. WHEN AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING LEFT OVER AFTER THIS IS PUT RIGHT- IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE- THEN THEY CAN FILE A CLAIM, UNTIL THEN, YOU'RE TREATED THE WAY WE TREEAT IRAN WHO AT LAST CHECK HAS YET TO DO A SINGLE FUCKING THING TO THE USA. WITH FRIENDS LIKE BP, WHO THE FUCK NEEDS ENEMIES?

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIRST ACT THE MOMENT THE RIG SUNK. DON'T TELL ME THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW THIS THING WAS GOING TO PROGRESS BECAUSE 25% OF THE FUCKWITS ON THIS FORUM WERE ABLE TO FIGURE THAT OUT AND WE DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES OF THE FEDGOV.

2) RENDITION EVERY SINGLE BP EXEC/HALLIBURTON EXEC, ETC AND WATER BOARD THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHICH ONE KNEW WHAT BECAUSE THIS WAS PREVENTABLE AND IT HAPPENED BECAUSE THEY DECIDED THAT THE RISK WAS WORTH IT. IF YOU CAN DROWN A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD BECAUSE HE HAPPENED TO BE IN A VILLAGE WHERE SOME ALLEGED TERRORISTS ONCE VISITED AND KEEP HIM IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT UNTIL HE'S IN HIS FUCKING TWENTIES, RUINING HIS LIFE AND TORTURING HIM FOR FUCK ALL, THEN YOU CAN DAMN SURE GET SOME GOOD INTEL FROM THE GLOBAL TERRORISTS WHO HAVE FUCKED THE GULF OF MEXICO FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

3) FIRE THAT FUCK JOB ADMIRAL THAD ALLEN WHO TWEETED THREE WEEKS AGO THAT THE TOP KILL WORKED. FIRE HIM AND THEN HANG HIM. THEN CUT THE BODY INTO PIECES AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS.

4) FIRE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ADMINISTRATION OF FEMA DOWN TO THEW LAST FUCKING JANITOR AND START OVER BECAUSE IF THIS ISN'T A FEDERAL EMERGENCY THAT NEEDS MANAGING THEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WOULD QUALIFY AND SO FAR THEY HAVE DONE FUCK ALL. THE FIRST GODDAMN RESEARCH VESSEL THE US PAID HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR IS ONLY NOW, EIGHT WEEKS INTO THIS DISASTER, ENROUTE. FIRE THEM ALL AND SIEZE THEIR ACCOUNTS FOR GOOD MEASURE.

4) STOP FLYING AROUND THE GLOBE TO ATTEND SPORTING EVENTS YOU SELF CENTERED, EGOMANIACAL, LOATHSOME RETCH. HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT AND WHAT'S RECKLESS AND IMMATURE BEHAVIOR FOR AN ADULT IN A TIME OF CRISIS? YOU HAVE TIME TO BE SERENADED BY PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY BUT YOU HAVE YET TO SUMMON THE CEO OF BP TO THE OVAL OFFICE? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE OR ARE YOU STUPID?

5) RESIGN. BECAUSE AFTER WHAT AN IMBECILE LIKE MYSELF WAS ABLE TO PIECE TOGETHER IN A FEW MINUTES SEEMS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO THE HOLDER OF THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND, THEN MOTHER FUCKER, YOU ARE IN WAAAAYYYYYY OVER YOUR FUCKING HEAD.


Your CAP key stuck?

Sorry I can't read an all caps post. No really can't. My bad eyesight prevents it since the words just get jumbled together.

OH ... and screaming all the time makes it seem like we are the spouse that divorced your ass because of your inability to communicate at any level lower than a scream.

Thank you.

Novel idea, how about the American people address Obama that night.

"Let me be clear..."

it will be a long winded bla bla bla about nothing, saying its soon to be under control and we are working with BP to do everything possible. he will talk for a long time and say nothing.

Obama is about as useful as tits on a bull.