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anders
05/21/2005 09:05 AM
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Queen Lizardbreath link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> is presently in Canada, and last night was shown on TV attending a huge gala in Saskatchewan. Among the performers was Buffy Ste-Marie, who sang her “Universal Soldier” anti-war protest song, which squarely puts the blame for war on the soldiers who agree to fight, and appeals to them not to do so, as the only way to stop war. The naked truth usually being taboo, like George Galloway’s performance in Washington, her brave performance in front of the Royals link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> might have been seen as confrontational, as I’m sure it was intended to be. We sure need more like her, and George.

Afterwards, Queenie link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> passed along the line of performers, shaking everyone’s hand, wearing gloves so she wouldn’t catch cooties from any of the commoners. Buffy Ste-Marie not only shook her hand, but gave her an earful, in 5 seconds. What she said we don’t know, as the nervous CBC TV camera editor hit the panic button as soon as he saw Buffy begin speaking to her, changing the point of view so we couldn’t even try to lip-read what Buffy was saying to her. A shame, that such a coward was in a position of control.

Flashback: In 1964, as a student in residence at McGill in Montreal, I met an older student who had been a Canadian Naval Cadet. I don’t remember if he saw this first-hand, or if he learned of it from another sailor, but he told a story of an event that took place on the Royal link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> Yacht. As one of the justifications for the monarchy, the Royals link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> propagate the notion that they are better than everyone else, and this notion became the subject of long-running and earnest discussion amongst the crew.

Finally, someone came up with a bright idea-to capture a Royal Turd link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> to use as a specimen, to see if a Royal Turd link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> was any different from a common turd link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'>. One of the ship’s engineers volunteered his services, and after installing a valve to reroute the plumbing from the Royal Toilet link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> a lookout was posted. Down in the bowels of the ship, a large glass Mason jar was placed right under a pipe that had been opened up, awaiting delivery. Sure enough, after breakfast, a servant passed word that the Queen link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> had
entered the Royal Loo link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'>. The excitement among the crew was electric, and pretty soon, delivery was made, as a rather large and stately Royal Turd link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> plopped into the waiting glass jar.

The jar was capped, the pipe rejoined, and, as their duties allowed it, almost the entire crew, including officers, came down to inspect the Royal Turd link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'>. They passed by in single file, holding their hats in hand, which they had removed out of respect. Other than the Turd’s link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> bearing a slight resemblance to a profile of Princess Margaret link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> there was nothing out of the ordinary, no specks of gold, nothing magnificent about it at all. And so, the argument was settled. The Royals link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt='flush'> were evidently just like anybody else.
Royal Flush
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Imagine if there was a Royal Turd like litterally and when you advanced to lordship you had to hold it like a supository
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I´m sure glad they all doffed their hats for it!
anders
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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i wonder what it would be worth on ebay?flush
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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will you be the one to collect it for ebay, anders?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Ppsssssst, hey Anders...flip
anders
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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i could substitute one of my own flush but the game would soon be up when the lucky buyer noticed sparkly nuggets of gold and diamonds in itrimshot
cossack47
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I don`t know why you go on about the Queen; everybody I know realises that "Royalty" is bought and paid for by Sir Evelyn Rothschild whose name is always first on the list of any Royal invitations to Garden Parties and whatever.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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R O Y A L S ???? My god, what day and age are we living in?
anders
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I hear Rothschild lays eggs...
anders
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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RBH bump flush
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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victorian era notables
ate dyes and perfume
to color and scent this
by product they excreted
i think it killed them
off to. poop
anders
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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didn´t kill off the BUNDY or RBH line, alasrimshot
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I read years ago, long before I ever ran across any of the Reptilian Agenda stuff, that the key to understanding Elizabeth is to realize that for her there are two, and only two, types of people in the world and she sees nothing else. One is her family and the second is everybody else.

Many people see her behavior with the second group and ascribe it to some sort of democratic, egalitarian mind-set when the truth is something oppposite -- not a universal respect for others but a universal disdain camouflaged by good manners and an effective public relations/marketing enterprise that the family has had in place for several generations.
anders
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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not a universal respect for others but a universal disdain camouflaged by good manners and an effective public relations/marketing enterprise that the family has had in place for several generations.


you only have to look at her cold blooded behaviour after diana was murdered

she and her vivarium retreated to their nest in scotland and hid from the people

they were only persuaded to make a grudging statement by an outraged public


lizards
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Anders, my man! Glad to see you back. I was worried about you.

Yea, you still may be clinically insane, but you love a good pint. Anybody who loves a good pint simply CAN´T be all bad.
Shadow
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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We are NOT amused.
anders
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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clinically insane

i resemble that remark!cheers
Junior
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Why did they go to all that trouble to get the turd? They could have told her we want to see your turd so don´t flush after you go and we will all file in and view your poo. She seems pretty down to earth to me. I don´t think she´d mind.
Mrdjs7
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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"Down in the bowels of the ship,"

That is what I call........A real BOWEL movement.


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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I hear little Dag II laughing his arse off at Slane Castle, county Cork.
British leave Ireland before your arses get thrown out!!!
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