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BREAKING: PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH IN JAPAN!

 
Harribar Recta
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BREAKING: PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH IN JAPAN!
6/14/2010 (TOKYO, JP) Mitsubishi Science Laboratory a subsidiary of Mitsubishi Industries has acheived a scientific breakthrough in "Penis Enlargement" technology. Last week, the Dr. Sato Wakamatsu the lead senior researcher officially presented its discovery to the Japanese Science Ministry for official approval.

Dr. Wakamatsu along with several of his colleagues at the lab are the first research team to successfully achieve scientifically documented growth rates using a 15 minute non-invasive laser procedure. According to still yet to be published research papers, test subjects were able to acheive an average of 15cm to 20cm growth literally hours after the procedure.

Here is a link to the article: [link to www.yomiuri.co.jp]
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06/14/2010 07:33 PM
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Get back to me when they have a cure for premature ejaculation, the size has never been a problem!
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06/14/2010 07:34 PM
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Only in Japan!! LMAO!! chuckle
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06/14/2010 07:38 PM
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Ah so. Big cock!!
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06/14/2010 07:38 PM
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that's 6 to 8 inches in growth. if i did that i'd almost be big enough to get oral from a frog.
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06/14/2010 07:45 PM
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bump
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06/14/2010 07:48 PM
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What the article really says -

[link to uk.babelfish.yahoo.com]

Kobayashi camp staff election violation, former combined Sapporo chairman appeals

 In the election violation incident due to the camp staff of beauty member of the house of representatives Chishiro Kobayashi of the Democratic party which is elected at the House of Representatives selection Hokkaido 5 Ku of the August last year (41), the counsel of wide harmony Defendant Yamamoto former combined Sapporo chairman who questions to Public Office Election Law violation (promise and campaigning outside the official campaign period of purchase) (61) on the 14th, penal servitude 2 year, supported 1 making clear decisions which sentence stay of execution 5 year, appealed the Sapporo high court decision which rejects appeal as dissatisfaction.
(2010 June 14th 21:13 Yomiuri Shimbun Company)

FAIL TROLL IS FAIL
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Penises and lazers.

Sounds like a winning combo!

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Anonymous Coward
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This research was started here in the U.S. but there were reports of the enlarged bone popping through the skin of the penis. They shut down the research and then it "popped up" again in Japan.
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06/14/2010 07:50 PM
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Re: BREAKING: PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH IN JAPAN!
6/14/2010 (TOKYO, JP) Mitsubishi Science Laboratory a subsidiary of Mitsubishi Industries has acheived a scientific breakthrough in "Penis Enlargement" technology. Last week, the Dr. Sato Wakamatsu the lead senior researcher officially presented its discovery to the Japanese Science Ministry for official approval.

Dr. Wakamatsu along with several of his colleagues at the lab are the first research team to successfully achieve scientifically documented growth rates using a 15 minute non-invasive laser procedure. According to still yet to be published research papers, test subjects were able to acheive an average of 15cm to 20cm growth literally hours after the procedure.

Here is a link to the article: [link to www.yomiuri.co.jp]
 Quoting: Harribar Recta 955903

let it be the japs to come up with a penis enlargement....it is all they can think about...
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Here is a link to the article: [link to www.yomiuri.co.jp]
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06/14/2010 08:05 PM
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The Wakamatsu 5000 !
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06/14/2010 08:07 PM
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Get back to me when they have a cure for premature ejaculation, the size has never been a problem!
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+1
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06/14/2010 08:16 PM
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I've ALREADY found out how to make my dick 12 inches long:
Fold it in half.
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06/14/2010 08:22 PM
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I'm only 6.5 inches.. but its as thick as a Red Bull can!
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06/14/2010 08:29 PM
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Re: BREAKING: PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH IN JAPAN!
6/14/2010 (TOKYO, JP) Mitsubishi Science Laboratory a subsidiary of Mitsubishi Industries has acheived a scientific breakthrough in "Penis Enlargement" technology. Last week, the Dr. Sato Wakamatsu the lead senior researcher officially presented its discovery to the Japanese Science Ministry for official approval.

Dr. Wakamatsu along with several of his colleagues at the lab are the first research team to successfully achieve scientifically documented growth rates using a 15 minute non-invasive laser procedure. According to still yet to be published research papers, test subjects were able to acheive an average of 15cm to 20cm growth literally hours after the procedure.

Here is a link to the article: [link to www.yomiuri.co.jp]
 Quoting: Harribar Recta 955903


Somebody's watched Goldfinger one too many times.
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06/14/2010 08:33 PM
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What the article really says -

[link to uk.babelfish.yahoo.com]

Kobayashi camp staff election violation, former combined Sapporo chairman appeals

 In the election violation incident due to the camp staff of beauty member of the house of representatives Chishiro Kobayashi of the Democratic party which is elected at the House of Representatives selection Hokkaido 5 Ku of the August last year (41), the counsel of wide harmony Defendant Yamamoto former combined Sapporo chairman who questions to Public Office Election Law violation (promise and campaigning outside the official campaign period of purchase) (61) on the 14th, penal servitude 2 year, supported 1 making clear decisions which sentence stay of execution 5 year, appealed the Sapporo high court decision which rejects appeal as dissatisfaction.
(2010 June 14th 21:13 Yomiuri Shimbun Company)

FAIL TROLL IS FAIL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003251

Well that's got me convinced!

"penile servitude"!
"erection viorations"!
"Sapporo beer"!

sign me up prease!
somedude1

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06/14/2010 08:37 PM
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no one cares about your units size....please!
HEBGB
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06/14/2010 08:42 PM
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This research was started here in the U.S. but there were reports of the enlarged bone popping through the skin of the penis. They shut down the research and then it "popped up" again in Japan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 964305



There is no bone in your fucking penis.
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 08:44 PM
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WHY ISNT THIS PINNED??

This is the most important thing on this whole site, why isn't it on a permanent pin already?
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06/14/2010 09:49 PM
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Re: BREAKING: PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH IN JAPAN!
This research was started here in the U.S. but there were reports of the enlarged bone popping through the skin of the penis. They shut down the research and then it "popped up" again in Japan.



There is no bone in your fucking penis.
 Quoting: HEBGB 964530


Sorry you've got a softie. Maybe Viagra?
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 09:58 PM
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if you have a bone in your penis you have a serious problem,lol.....lol.....
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06/14/2010 09:59 PM
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Girls, did I mention I am visiting Japan soon!
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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06/15/2010 03:29 AM
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Hey, Yankee boys!

Big man, big cock.

Small man, ALL COCK!

5a
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06/15/2010 04:04 AM
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it used to be this kind of thing was invented in the US.
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06/15/2010 04:06 AM
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Just want we need bigger dicks than the ones already screwing up the world...
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Re: BREAKING: PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH IN JAPAN!
6/14/2010 (TOKYO, JP) Mitsubishi Science Laboratory a subsidiary of Mitsubishi Industries has acheived a scientific breakthrough in "Penis Enlargement" technology. Last week, the Dr. Sato Wakamatsu the lead senior researcher officially presented its discovery to the Japanese Science Ministry for official approval.

Dr. Wakamatsu along with several of his colleagues at the lab are the first research team to successfully achieve scientifically documented growth rates using a 15 minute non-invasive laser procedure. According to still yet to be published research papers, test subjects were able to acheive an average of 15cm to 20cm growth literally hours after the procedure.

Here is a link to the article: [link to www.yomiuri.co.jp]
 Quoting: Harribar Recta 955903
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10/21/2010 10:34 AM
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If the stupid fuckers stopped eating soy products they would not need surgery

soy shrinky wangy lol
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10/21/2010 10:34 AM
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WHY ISNT THIS PINNED??

This is the most important thing on this whole site, why isn't it on a permanent pin already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 710812

because it´s BS?
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Only in Japan!! LMAO!! chuckle
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You had to figure the Japs would be the first to figure this out.

BTW, 15-20cm? What Japanese woman would want a man with an 8 inch sugically-enhanced penis extension? Seems like it would be pretty tough for the average Japanese vagina to handle a 10 inch penis.



Last Edited by Revbo™ on 10/21/2010 10:38 AM
Rev. 21:4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.
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sounds like Godzilla will have a new weapon.

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