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BREAKING: PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH IN JAPAN!

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2010 10:46 AM
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I think this is for growing whale penis, they do have bones.

whale penis is highly sought after, an extra 6 inches would go far.
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10/21/2010 10:46 AM
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What the article really says -

[link to uk.babelfish.yahoo.com]

Kobayashi camp staff election violation, former combined Sapporo chairman appeals

 In the election violation incident due to the camp staff of beauty member of the house of representatives Chishiro Kobayashi of the Democratic party which is elected at the House of Representatives selection Hokkaido 5 Ku of the August last year (41), the counsel of wide harmony Defendant Yamamoto former combined Sapporo chairman who questions to Public Office Election Law violation (promise and campaigning outside the official campaign period of purchase) (61) on the 14th, penal servitude 2 year, supported 1 making clear decisions which sentence stay of execution 5 year, appealed the Sapporo high court decision which rejects appeal as dissatisfaction.
(2010 June 14th 21:13 Yomiuri Shimbun Company)

FAIL TROLL IS FAIL

Well that's got me convinced!

"penile servitude"!
"erection viorations"!
"Sapporo beer"!

sign me up prease!
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And "stay of execution" means longer lasting power.
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At this point in my life, it would be like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building.
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10/21/2010 10:48 AM
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Have my lazer pen on mine right, it's fucking working.

OH shit it's getting to big LIKE A ROLL OF CARPET, shut the light off, OUCH.
CALL SOMEBODY.
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10/22/2010 03:56 AM
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fully interested; how can i contact any doctor or medical center that uses this wonderful penis enlargement technology?
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10/22/2010 03:58 AM
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bsflag

the guy's troll
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10/22/2010 03:59 AM
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Another example of jobs being exported...

Japan should fix their hair problem first.
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11/06/2012 07:41 AM
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Has this break through been released. who do we contact for it
youknowthis
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11/12/2012 05:07 PM
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I wouldn't want any length that I couldn't put in a vagina. How horrible to have to hold some back.
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11/12/2012 05:15 PM

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im long enough dammit, what i need is more girth



Last Edited by EVIL_BEAN_KID on 11/12/2012 05:23 PM
SLAM THAT CLAM
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11/12/2012 06:42 PM
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Now they can have three legs.
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11/12/2012 07:00 PM

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sounds like Godzilla will have a new weapon.
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Penises and lazers.

Sounds like a winning combo!

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11/12/2012 07:27 PM
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Errr I think we have a decimal point error on the scale of ten point magnitude here. It's probably 2 cm max which is 0.79 inches. Pretty insignificant don't you think?
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05/12/2013 06:53 AM
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medc
Ah so. Big cock!!
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05/12/2013 06:58 AM
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GOOD...maybe they will quit killing all the exotic wildlife being used for aphrodisiacs and inadequately short dicks.. 5a
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05/12/2013 07:10 AM
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Dr. Sato Wakamatsu

this is excellent news for the Japs

a 15-20 cm increase should increase the average to 16-21 cm
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05/12/2013 07:12 AM
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Dr. Sato Wakamatsu

this is excellent news for the Japs

a 15-20 cm increase should increase the average to 16-21 cm
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baby finger.. banana2
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05/12/2013 08:20 AM
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Traction works. Just like braces. Hang a heavy weight from your dink and in about a year it becomes a dong.
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06/01/2013 03:26 AM
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Any side effects?
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06/01/2013 10:48 AM
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pre-op: semi-stiff

post-op: less than semi-stiff

fail
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11/24/2013 01:29 PM
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The above article is very intresting.this article was published 3 years ago and coudnt find any othe articles refering to this. If this article is true , then why there is no contineution for this research.what is the outcome and the results they achieved? Penis enlargement is a big business now a days.lots of men's are realy waiting for a real, safe, fast way to enlarge there penise.by far this is the only one science base enlargement method I have read on the internet,(jelqing, pills, devices, hypnosis, stem cell method are not proven by a recognized science lab).so I believe , since there are no approvel from the Japanese goverment after about 3 years of this research.. I probably think this article is fake.
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11/24/2013 01:44 PM
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Besides it hasn't got anything to do with size. It is the driving force, comfort, feeling and motion that is operating it.
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Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2013 01:50 PM
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now the breakthrough happens..just when i dont give a f..about sex
Johny
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02/07/2014 09:29 AM
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We are in 2014. Why no approval of the research since its initial submission to Japanese govt many (may be 4 yrs)bump years ago? Wish this was true, and it would have been publised and sited by many.
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02/07/2014 09:35 AM
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Only in Japan!! LMAO!! chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 748710


You had to figure the Japs would be the first to figure this out.

BTW, 15-20cm? What Japanese woman would want a man with an 8 inch sugically-enhanced penis extension? Seems like it would be pretty tough for the average Japanese vagina to handle a 10 inch penis.


 Quoting: Rev-bo


Geez, you guys are stupid...babies still come out of there no matter the nationality...most vaginas can stretch to fit almost any size...
Anonymous Coward
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02/07/2014 09:56 AM
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that's 6 to 8 inches in growth. if i did that i'd almost be big enough to get oral from a frog.
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well "we" should have



Reckon they be inventing a wallet enlargement technique soon so we can cover all the bases?
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We are in 2014. Why no approval of the research since its initial submission to Japanese govt many (may be 4 yrs)bump years ago? Wish this was true, and it would have been publised and sited by many.
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The real question here is, how the hell did you find this 4 years old thread and what were you searching for???
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