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Rapture Closer than you think?

 
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For those who want the cliff notes of this thread:

"There is a rapture"

"There is no rapture"

"Idiot"

"Dummy"

"(Bible verse quote)"

"(alternate Bible verse quote)"


.....repeat for about 80 pages......


Hope I saved you all some time! chuckle
 Quoting: B.Kingfisher


Thats Funny!
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Re: Rapture Closer than you think?
For those who want the cliff notes of this thread:

"There is a rapture"

"There is no rapture"

"Idiot"

"Dummy"

"(Bible verse quote)"

"(alternate Bible verse quote)"


.....repeat for about 80 pages......


Hope I saved you all some time! chuckle

laugh

Well said.

I am a Christian who usually avoid these theads like the plague.

I hate proof texting that goes on for miles.

I promise to leave soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003393


hee hee.

"proof texting that goes on for miles" chuckle
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Re: Rapture Closer than you think?
Whatever, you probably think the aliens are here to help us evolve into a great vibration. What a crock of Doodle DOO sockpuppet



No. That's just another load of bullshit. The rapture dressed up for the new-agers.
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Full Circle = New Ager= Sherry Shriner's Sister
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Re: Rapture Closer than you think?
Psalm 91
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Now if only those that claim to "live" by the book would read it! eah?

Not even P91 is the clearly written I was talking about.

Christ-Stains with to believe their animalisitc lies so they project their fears and escapisims upon a religion of lies.
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Here this from a Christian.

The rapture is false doctrine;mis interpretation.

The Rich, self serving Christians of this world invented it because they simply cannot live with the fact they will die or have to go through the Tribulation like everyone else.

The rapture is fools play. It does not exist. These Christians will be shocked when they find themselves faced with the Tribulation hour like everyone else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1002061

These Christians have sat on their church pew and listened to the preacher read a couple of verses and than get off onto something else for the next 30 minutes. These Christians have never gotten into the meat of the word. They are in for a rude awakening.
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QFT


It's written very clearly that the true "people of God" will walk among those in the world end sheltered as a sign to the rest.



Psalm 91

What about the true Christians of Africa that a brutally murdered?? does not Psalm 91 apply to them or is this perhaps a misinterpretation ??
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Well, are you going to answer my question?

What about these Christians? does Psalm 91 not apply to them?
what has happened here?? in your interpretation they should be "sheltered" right?
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You mean the START OF THE TRIBULATION CLOSER than we think?

There is NO rapture - the church WILL be here during the tribulation, and suffer persecution.

Going to the guilontene is obviously not fun, but just remember, it's our ticket to eternal life(assuming our sins are covered by the Blood of the Lamb).

For the record, while I think the tribulation will largely focus on Israel and the ME, America WILL fall prior to that(and it's doing that right now), and Christians WILL face persecution(i.e. those FEMA camps).

So if a FEMA bus comes by your house, don't start denying the Lord Jesus Christ thinking you can save your skin for now, and be 'raptured' later. Things are going to get MUCH worse after that - FAMINE, wars, civil unrest, getting kicked out your home into the hot summer streets, bringing you into big desperation.

FEMA is very wicked, but again, that'll be your ticket to eternal life right there - don't turn that chance down.
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What about the true Christians of Africa that a brutally murdered?? does not Psalm 91 apply to them or is this perhaps a misinterpretation ??
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"Christians" have nothing to do with being GOD's Chosen. Christianity is a religion built upon lies.
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You mean the START OF THE TRIBULATION CLOSER than we think?
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The start of tribulation is so close it is already past. It was about May2009.
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Re: Rapture Closer than you think?
For those who want the cliff notes of this thread:

"There is a rapture"

"There is no rapture"

"Idiot"

"Dummy"

"(Bible verse quote)"

"(alternate Bible verse quote)"


.....repeat for about 80 pages......


Hope I saved you all some time! chuckle

laugh

Well said.

I am a Christian who usually avoid these theads like the plague.

I hate proof texting that goes on for miles.

I promise to leave soon.


hee hee.

"proof texting that goes on for miles" chuckle
 Quoting: B.Kingfisher

cheers
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'crock of Doodle DOO'

That was funny. lol
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Re: Rapture Closer than you think?
For those who want the cliff notes of this thread:

"There is a rapture"

"There is no rapture"

"Idiot"

"Dummy"

"(Bible verse quote)"

"(alternate Bible verse quote)"


.....repeat for about 80 pages......


Hope I saved you all some time! chuckle
 Quoting: B.Kingfisher

+1945839483049580
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Re: Rapture Closer than you think?
Here this from a Christian.

The rapture is false doctrine;mis interpretation.

The Rich, self serving Christians of this world invented it because they simply cannot live with the fact they will die or have to go through the Tribulation like everyone else.

The rapture is fools play. It does not exist. These Christians will be shocked when they find themselves faced with the Tribulation hour like everyone else.

These Christians have sat on their church pew and listened to the preacher read a couple of verses and than get off onto something else for the next 30 minutes. These Christians have never gotten into the meat of the word. They are in for a rude awakening.
 Quoting: panngree

No, you are in for a rude awakening if you believe in the rapture mis interpretation bs.

You will have to go thru the tribulation like everyone else. Being a Christian does NOT make you special!!
This is new age bs.

I choose to be a Christian because I love the LOrd Jesus Christ and keep his words. I would DIE for the word of Jesus is need be.

So, stop with your self righteous asswipe I am better than everyone else because I am CHrisitian.
WOULD YOU be willing to give your life for JESUS!!!!!???

This is what the word of Christ is about! not saving your miserable ass on this planet BUt dying for the LORd.
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Re: Rapture Closer than you think?
Psalm 91
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Notice it says to those who dwell or abide ... sounds very similar to those who "abide in Christ" no? Read 1st John chapter 2 for a quick rundown on what it means to abide in Christ. lol. :)

Meditate on this for a while too:

(1 Peter 4:1) Since therefore Christ suffered in the flesh, arm yourselves with the same way of thinking, for whoever has suffered in the flesh has ceased from sin,
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QFT


It's written very clearly that the true "people of God" will walk among those in the world end sheltered as a sign to the rest.



Psalm 91

What about the true Christians of Africa that a brutally murdered?? does not Psalm 91 apply to them or is this perhaps a misinterpretation ??

Well, are you going to answer my question?

What about these Christians? does Psalm 91 not apply to them?
what has happened here?? in your interpretation they should be "sheltered" right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1002061

I guess you dont want to answer.

Why DO YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF AS BETTER than these??

God is not in the business of saving us in this earthly life.

To die for God is to gain life.

It is false doctrine to believe that by just being Christian you will not have hardship and possibly lose your earthly life.
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Re: Rapture Closer than you think?
You mean the START OF THE TRIBULATION CLOSER than we think?


The start of tribulation is so close it is already past. It was about May2009.
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Or 1/1/2006 - that EU Doc with Israel Javier Solana brokered.

the 3 1/2 year mark starts next month - I believe the antichrist's reign itself is only 3 1/2 years.

So my thinking with Daniel 9:27 is that this EU Doc with Javier Solana was what kicked up "the covenant confirmed with many", and the abomination of the desolation will be the midway point with the AC going into that 3rd Temple.

However, if next month passes and the AC doesn't emerge, then this DOC was much ado about nothing. But nonetheless, it wasn't like Solana pulled this off just to have fun and booster his ego.
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I am all for a good Theological discussion. Reasoning together for the purpose of edification. Encouraging one another.

BUT, I draw the line at intermittent BUT lengthy cut and paste, combined with random poo-slinging. Scrolling eternally only to end up on the one line tiny post below that says "Christurds" accompanied the simile shooting the finger at me over and over, or the one with the butt in my face.

Now mind you the cut and paste crew seems to be strangely absent thus far, but,

......I can assure they will emerge from the shadows veeeeery soooon.
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What about the true Christians of Africa that a brutally murdered?? does not Psalm 91 apply to them or is this perhaps a misinterpretation ??


"Christians" have nothing to do with being GOD's Chosen. Christianity is a religion built upon lies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972534

Correction please.

There are those new age Christians who are being falsely taught that they will not have pain and agony in this life but will gain riches beyond compare if they follow Christ.

This is new age antichrist teachings.

NOt all Christians believe they are special just because they are Christians.

Christianity is simply following CHrist ...not to save your life here on earth and to live in riches....
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You mean the START OF THE TRIBULATION CLOSER than we think?


The start of tribulation is so close it is already past. It was about May2009.
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I agree with you.

I dont know about the date, specifically, but we are now in the beginning of the Tribulation.

Yes.
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[link to www.2010rapture.org]
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The Rapture is escapist false christinzed doctrine.
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Correct 100% ..so many christian's are being spoon fed by their church that a rapture will take place.. its not true..we all will go into the tribulation. People are confused with what this so called Rapture..which of course is not even in the bible.

Its amazing how so many of us believe we'll be zapped away before the tribulations but they are in for one big rude awakening. Those of us that know the truth will be better prepared in whats about to take place. Its only starting now ...

You people that believe in the rapture are believing in an occult doctrine which was created by satan himself...i mean no disrespect at all, i myself was brainwashed with this false doctrine.. but fortunately i foudn the truth thanks to my mother. Im not perfect..i have serious problems with sin in my own life but im starting to make that "real" change now the more and more i see events unfold one after another.

So you guys that believe in the rapture...you all will go into complete shock when you see that there is no rapture. Only AFTER the final war between good and evil will we be taken out of the chaos.

Do i think people that believe in the rapture will go to hell? No..i dont but it also depends how much BS your being fed by your church. I stopped going to church a long time ago because 90% of churches get funding from the government...in this agreement that most churches have with the government.. it clearly shows that the government requires what can and can not be preached to thier congragation. So if your in one of these churches that i speak of.. you really need to be careful and look into seeing if your church is one of these that im talking about.

Satan has complete dominion over the church of today and is putting people into his grips in trance that is very hard to break out of.

Here is an example - I bet my last dollar there are people reading my reply and are getting angry at what im saying..this is exactly what i mean when i say Satan has you in a trance you cant even realize and will not can not be open minded enough to seek the truth about this. Your too set in your own ways.

I will say this.. the pastor of such churches has a special place in hell when its their time..they are leading the multitude into hell..in the very church you all call Gods Place

Ever have a catholic attack you with rage from speaking the truth? Ever have a so called christian attack you in rage from speaking the truth? Thats a prime example of how good satan has so many fooled and under his dominion. That rage and anger is nothing of god what so ever
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My beef with the rapture is that it pulls Christians from discovering the true event . . . the most glorious event scripture has to offer . . .

So while religion has you focused on "The Going Of The Saints"

I'll stick with "The Coming Of The Lord!!!"
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I dont know about the date, specifically, but we are now in the beginning of the Tribulation.
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Correction: the Tribulation starts later this year, after the rapture.
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I am all for a good Theological discussion. Reasoning together for the purpose of edification. Encouraging one another.

BUT, I draw the line at intermittent BUT lengthy cut and paste, combined with random poo-slinging. Scrolling eternally only to end up on the one line tiny post below that says "Christurds" accompanied the simile shooting the finger at me over and over, or the one with the butt in my face.

Now mind you the cut and paste crew seems to be strangely absent thus far, but,

......I can assure they will emerge from the shadows veeeeery soooon.
 Quoting: B.Kingfisher

popcorn
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I dont know about the date, specifically, but we are now in the beginning of the Tribulation.


Correction: the Tribulation starts later this year, after the rapture.
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there is no rapture.

WHat then?
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there is no rapture.

WHat then?
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There is no rapture for YOU, because you are a 'scoffer'.
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LOL. Moving right into the "Where are we in the tribulation" issue.

"The tribulation has begun you Christian in name only"

"The sixth trumpet just blew numbnuts"

"We are in the third bowl stupid"

"God told me the tribulation will begin on: (fill in date here)"



What's next?

"America is Babylon"

OR

"The BP oil spill is Wormwood"

(oh, wait, I think someone already started a thread on that. I'm going there.)
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there is no rapture.

WHat then?


There is no rapture for YOU, because you are a 'scoffer'.
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How dare you.

I love the Lord and have been a true Christian since I was 15.
You will burn in hell because you only focus on one thing...saving your sorry ass...and could care less about anything but yourself and do not really love the Lord Jesus Christ!!!
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No one is coming to save you, not Jesus, not Aliens, YOU are the one you've been waiting for. NOW IS THE TIME TO WAKE UP!!!
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there is no rapture.

WHat then?


There is no rapture for YOU, because you are a 'scoffer'.

How dare you.

I love the Lord and have been a true Christian since I was 15.
You will burn in hell because you only focus on one thing...saving your sorry ass...and could care less about anything but yourself and do not really love the Lord Jesus Christ!!!
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There!!! calling names and being self righteous works both ways doesnt it!!!

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