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Lesbianwife mustmurder
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I caught my wife making out with her best friend
So i finished work early and because you can see through my kitchen window as you walk to the front door, i witnessed my wife snogging her best friend through the window. I walked into the house and she seemed shocked i had returned home early but acted rather normal.I pretended like i saw nothing but the image has been burned into my mind. I feel like killing her, what the hell am i supposed to do now?, do i tell her i saw her?, do i make out with my best friend in front of her?, what do i do Glp?, what the hell do i do?
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So i finished work early and because you can see through my kitchen window as you walk to the front door, i witnessed my wife snogging her best friend through the window. I walked into the house and she seemed shocked i had returned home early but acted rather normal.I pretended like i saw nothing but the image has been burned into my mind. I feel like killing her, what the hell am i supposed to do now?, do i tell her i saw her?, do i make out with my best friend in front of her?, what do i do Glp?, what the hell do i do?
 Quoting: Lesbianwife mustmurder 853328

Sounds like the plot of a 70's british porn film!LOL!
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what do i do Glp?, what the hell do i do?
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Maybe tell us wether her best friend is a male or female?
Would shed a different light, maybe she is bisexual?
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So i finished work early and because you can see through my kitchen window as you walk to the front door, i witnessed my wife snogging her best friend through the window. I walked into the house and she seemed shocked i had returned home early but acted rather normal.I pretended like i saw nothing but the image has been burned into my mind. I feel like killing her, what the hell am i supposed to do now?, do i tell her i saw her?, do i make out with my best friend in front of her?, what do i do Glp?, what the hell do i do?
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This
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why would u make out with your best friend? don't get that part unless your a dyke too
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I absolutely hate her best friend for making out with my wife. Perhaps they have even had sex while i've been working my ass off keeping the finances coming in.
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So i finished work early and because you can see through my kitchen window as you walk to the front door, i witnessed my wife snogging her best friend through the window. I walked into the house and she seemed shocked i had returned home early but acted rather normal.I pretended like i saw nothing but the image has been burned into my mind. I feel like killing her, what the hell am i supposed to do now?, do i tell her i saw her?, do i make out with my best friend in front of her?, what do i do Glp?, what the hell do i do?
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here is some word of advice............ during the threesome, NEVER EVER kiss the other girl. Let your woman do all of the kissing. You are free game for everything else.


be cool, casually bring it up to your woman one night when you two are open for that kind of talk. One friday when you come home and they have been drinking, or you all go out together for a drink... just let that smoldering fire turn into your sexual inferno
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My advice: fuck a prostitute without a condom, get an STD and bring it home to your loving wife hiding
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what do i do Glp?, what the hell do i do?


Maybe tell us wether her best friend is a male or female?
Would shed a different light, maybe she is bisexual?
 Quoting: SomeGermanDude

Her best friend is female.
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sextroll alert.

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My advice: fuck a prostitute without a condom, get an STD and bring it home to your loving wife hiding
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One problem every other woman i fuck will get it to, what if i meet a nice girl?
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06/15/2010 07:56 AM
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That marriage is over. If she has a secret girlfriend she didn't want you to know about, they both probably have a secret boyfriend they don't want you to know about. She didn't expect you to come home so she wasn't trying to suprise you with her secret pleasure. She didn't ever want you to know.
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Kick her out take all her shit
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So i finished work early and because you can see through my kitchen window as you walk to the front door, i witnessed my wife snogging her best friend through the window. I walked into the house and she seemed shocked i had returned home early but acted rather normal.I pretended like i saw nothing but the image has been burned into my mind. I feel like killing her, what the hell am i supposed to do now?, do i tell her i saw her?, do i make out with my best friend in front of her?, what do i do Glp?, what the hell do i do?



here is some word of advice............ during the threesome, NEVER EVER kiss the other girl. Let your woman do all of the kissing. You are free game for everything else.


be cool, casually bring it up to your woman one night when you two are open for that kind of talk. One friday when you come home and they have been drinking, or you all go out together for a drink... just let that smoldering fire turn into your sexual inferno
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1000975


I feel betrayed more than anything, the lust would just turn to anger and her getting thrown from my bedroom window.
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Damn...LOL

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very disappointing that she would hide such awesomeness from you
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That marriage is over. If she has a secret girlfriend she didn't want you to know about, they both probably have a secret boyfriend they don't want you to know about. She didn't expect you to come home so she wasn't trying to suprise you with her secret pleasure. She didn't ever want you to know.
 Quoting: The Wise Old Owl 1002787

It's annoying that it is with another woman, if it was with another bloke i could have kicked his ass. Not i feel helpless to get revenge.
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If he didn't feel a punch in his gut with what I just said, he is a lying troll!
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Kick her out take all her shit
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I've been thinking about it but i still love her and scared of losing her.
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I absolutely hate her best friend for making out with my wife. Perhaps they have even had sex while i've been working my ass off keeping the finances coming in.
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So, let me get this right. Your wife, who I am assuming you love very much, broke the vows you took, lied to you behind your back, actually likes women instead of men, and is in bed while you are at work with another person....and you arent mad at your wife!?!? Rather, you are mad at your wife's best friend? That's kinda strange.
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found out a coworker is splitting from her husband b/c she has a girlfriend. Needless to say I was VERY surprised b/c she is flirty as fuck w/ me. I knew for a while her marriage was in the shitter (husband IS a loser) but I would have voted she'd be banging a dude.

Kinda sucks b/c she is a milf. I think she's Bi though, the way she acts around me you'd think she wanted it bad. Crazy confusing shit.

scratching

Sorry to hear about ur misfortune bro. Cheating is LAME-O.

Last Edited by Project_Deimos on 06/15/2010 08:05 AM
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First calm down. Then talk to her.
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found out a coworker is splitting from her husband b/c she has a girlfriend. Needless to say I was VERY surprised b/c she is flirty as fuck w/ me. I knew for a while her marriage was in the shitter (husband IS a loser) but I would have voted she'd be banging a dude.

Kinda sucks b/c she is a milf. I think she's Bi though, the way she acts around me you'd think she wanted it bad. Crazy confusing shit.

scratching

Sorry to hear about ur misfortune bro. Cheating is LAME-O.
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She's into headgames. Big time. Stay far, far away from chicks like that.
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found out a coworker is splitting from her husband b/c she has a girlfriend. Needless to say I was VERY surprised b/c she is flirty as fuck w/ me. I knew for a while her marriage was in the shitter (husband IS a loser) but I would have voted she'd be banging a dude.

Kinda sucks b/c she is a milf. I think she's Bi though, the way she acts around me you'd think she wanted it bad. Crazy confusing shit.

scratching

Sorry to hear about ur misfortune bro. Cheating is LAME-O.


She's into headgames. Big time. Stay far, far away from chicks like that.
 Quoting: Jessica6



Oh I know man - I'm not stupid. She has left a wake of destruction in her past. Just providing some perspective how they behave when NOT "around their man".

I feel really bad for OP - really I do.

Last Edited by Project_Deimos on 06/15/2010 08:08 AM
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So i finished work early and because you can see through my kitchen window as you walk to the front door, i witnessed my wife snogging her best friend through the window. I walked into the house and she seemed shocked i had returned home early but acted rather normal.I pretended like i saw nothing but the image has been burned into my mind. I feel like killing her, what the hell am i supposed to do now?, do i tell her i saw her?, do i make out with my best friend in front of her?, what do i do Glp?, what the hell do i do?
 Quoting: Lesbianwife mustmurder 853328


quit be a pussy and work on the 3 some angle. you have it made. what does the other chick look like?
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will you grow a sack of nuts and get out of the 1950's. As long as its not a dick inside her and you have a chance to have some fun... take advantage of it. she is not going to leave you for another woman.

find out if she did it because she does not love you anymore. if it was just something that happend.....take my advice...

never ever kiss the other woman during the threesome. watch them do it while you have your way with the both of them

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