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I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.

 
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I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
My snake is getting fucking big, so feeding him rats just isn\'t cutting it anymore. We found a litter of kittens the other day in a bush by my yard. My snake loves the things, and we now only have one more left.

I\'ll feed him the last one in a couple weeks...in the mean time I\'ll fatten the kitten up.

What should I do to feed my snake after the kittens are gone? Can I just go to the pound and get more kittens for free?
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You know what they say about guys that keep big snakes.
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You know what they say about guys that keep big snakes.
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That they are trying to bait Britney Spears?
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What goes around, comes around.
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
My snake is getting fucking big, so feeding him rats just isn\'t cutting it anymore. We found a litter of kittens the other day in a bush by my yard. My snake loves the things, and we now only have one more left.

I\'ll feed him the last one in a couple weeks...in the mean time I\'ll fatten the kitten up.

What should I do to feed my snake after the kittens are gone? Can I just go to the pound and get more kittens for free?
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You're free food for your snake. First chop off your feet, then your legs, then your hands, then just lie there cuz by the time he's done with your extremities he'll be big enough to eat your nads, torso and head!
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
soak your little dick in warm chicken soup!

stick pre-soaked dick in cage!

best head job you ever had jed!!

enjoooooy yourself!
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You are just awful!
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I don't like cats but I would never feed one to my pythons. It's just not right.
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
My snake is getting fucking big, so feeding him rats just isn\'t cutting it anymore. We found a litter of kittens the other day in a bush by my yard. My snake loves the things, and we now only have one more left.

I\'ll feed him the last one in a couple weeks...in the mean time I\'ll fatten the kitten up.

What should I do to feed my snake after the kittens are gone? Can I just go to the pound and get more kittens for free?
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thats fucked up bro.
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
A Rabbit....



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soak your little dick in warm chicken soup!

stick pre-soaked dick in cage!

best head job you ever had jed!!

enjoooooy yourself!
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that fuckin' snake'll swallow every drop!!

vooten vooten squirt red state style!!!
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I can't wait to hear the damn thing got out and strangled your worthless ass... That'll make my day!
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A Rabbit....



What about Squirrel ?


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5 Stars for the rabbit snake video
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
My snake is getting fucking big, so feeding him rats just isn\'t cutting it anymore. We found a litter of kittens the other day in a bush by my yard. My snake loves the things, and we now only have one more left.

I\'ll feed him the last one in a couple weeks...in the mean time I\'ll fatten the kitten up.

What should I do to feed my snake after the kittens are gone? Can I just go to the pound and get more kittens for free?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590653


You should starve the snake a little more and then take off your clothes and step into the enclosure with it. You would spare some kittens and probably give the snake a case of indigestion but the world would be safe for kittens once more.
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
I can't wait to hear the damn thing got out and strangled your worthless ass... That'll make my day!
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THE FUNNY THING IS, pythons will size up their owners and starve themselves until they get what they want, they must be put down

her owner, if you dont want to put down your pet, stop feeding him bigger pray, although now it may be too late if you reduce his food he will have to resort to his animal instincts to survive, which means anyone or any animal

your probably gonna loose him
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
do you want some more?
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
My snake is getting fucking big, so feeding him rats just isn\'t cutting it anymore. We found a litter of kittens the other day in a bush by my yard. My snake loves the things, and we now only have one more left.

I\'ll feed him the last one in a couple weeks...in the mean time I\'ll fatten the kitten up.

What should I do to feed my snake after the kittens are gone? Can I just go to the pound and get more kittens for free?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590653


I HOPE YOUR SNAKE DECIDES TO KILL ITS SELF BY EATING SHIT LIKE YOU.
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
Plenty of rats by food store dumpsters.
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
you like snakes?
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
do you want some more?
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Yes, I\'d love more! Where do you live?

And to all you haters...what\'s the diff between feeding him kittens, rats, bunnies, or whatever?

If anything, the rats are smarter than kittens, and deserve to live more.

The kittens are food, I\'m not torturing them, in fact, I\'m taking good care of them until they\'re time is up (I will admit, it is entertaining to watch them get eaten though)
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
whats the difference between a cat and a rat seriously, both are either just as unacceptable or acceptable, cat fuckers are here just have their panties in a knot
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
My snake is getting fucking big, so feeding him rats just isn\'t cutting it anymore. We found a litter of kittens the other day in a bush by my yard. My snake loves the things, and we now only have one more left.

I\'ll feed him the last one in a couple weeks...in the mean time I\'ll fatten the kitten up.

What should I do to feed my snake after the kittens are gone? Can I just go to the pound and get more kittens for free?


I HOPE YOUR SNAKE DECIDES TO KILL ITS SELF BY EATING SHIT LIKE YOU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1002155



Relax this OP is just full of shit starting a dumbass thread trying to poke some fun at ppl.

He no more feeds cats to snakes then you do. Just trying to get your panties in a bunch and it looks like he did.
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my cat eats fresh hatched baby chicks.....
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
My snake is getting fucking big, so feeding him rats just isn\'t cutting it anymore. We found a litter of kittens the other day in a bush by my yard. My snake loves the things, and we now only have one more left.

I\'ll feed him the last one in a couple weeks...in the mean time I\'ll fatten the kitten up.

What should I do to feed my snake after the kittens are gone? Can I just go to the pound and get more kittens for free?


I HOPE YOUR SNAKE DECIDES TO KILL ITS SELF BY EATING SHIT LIKE YOU.



Relax this OP is just full of shit starting a dumbass thread trying to poke some fun at ppl.

He no more feeds cats to snakes then you do. Just trying to get your panties in a bunch and it looks like he did.
 Quoting: MadGame



yep
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
do you want some more?

Yes, I\'d love more! Where do you live?

And to all you haters...what\'s the diff between feeding him kittens, rats, bunnies, or whatever?

If anything, the rats are smarter than kittens, and deserve to live more.

The kittens are food, I\'m not torturing them, in fact, I\'m taking good care of them until they\'re time is up (I will admit, it is entertaining to watch them get eaten though)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590653



People shouldn't own wild animals. They always fuck up 100% of the time and harm others. You should be fed to lions. It's just food.
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
do you want some more?

Yes, I\'d love more! Where do you live?

And to all you haters...what\'s the diff between feeding him kittens, rats, bunnies, or whatever?

If anything, the rats are smarter than kittens, and deserve to live more.

The kittens are food, I\'m not torturing them, in fact, I\'m taking good care of them until they\'re time is up (I will admit, it is entertaining to watch them get eaten though)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590653


prob not close enough for you to get the kittens. we've had to cull 18 of them from 4 different litters so far this year- we live rurally and people always dump their cats on our road. got to keep the population down. cats as as bad as rats and rabbits.
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bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag

Nothing to see here folks ... just a stupid dumb fuck troll tryin to start shit.
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
My snake is getting fucking big, so feeding him rats just isn\'t cutting it anymore. We found a litter of kittens the other day in a bush by my yard. My snake loves the things, and we now only have one more left.

I\'ll feed him the last one in a couple weeks...in the mean time I\'ll fatten the kitten up.

What should I do to feed my snake after the kittens are gone? Can I just go to the pound and get more kittens for free?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590653


Congratulations you just showed how sick and disillusion you truly are inside.

Damn ugly!
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Re: I just fed two 3 week old kittens to my 7 1/2 foot python.
do you want some more?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 491785

Yes, I\'d love more! Where do you live?

And to all you haters...what\'s the diff between feeding him kittens, rats, bunnies, or whatever?

If anything, the rats are smarter than kittens, and deserve to live more.

The kittens are food, I\'m not torturing them, in fact, I\'m taking good care of them until they\'re time is up (I will admit, it is entertaining to watch them get eaten though)

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