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Holy shit....Hitler urinated in goat's mouth

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/19/2010 09:59 PM
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Holy shit....Hitler urinated in goat's mouth
"According to German newspaper reports, an eight-year-old Adolf Hitler made a bet with a friend that he could pee into a goat's mouth. The goat ended up biting the future Fuhrer's penis, injuring him permanently..."
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06/19/2010 10:00 PM
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Re: Holy shit....Hitler urinated in goat's mouth
so he was merely depicting a proper erection to inform others about his early childhood fate?

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06/19/2010 10:01 PM
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Re: Holy shit....Hitler urinated in goat's mouth
Is that how he lost that one ball of his?
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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06/19/2010 10:33 PM
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Re: Holy shit....Hitler urinated in goat's mouth
"According to German newspaper reports, an eight-year-old Adolf Hitler made a bet with a friend that he could pee into a goat's mouth. The goat ended up biting the future Fuhrer's penis, injuring him permanently..."
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Where have you quoted this from?

Also, it would be good to see any scans, microfische or newspaper names, otherwise it is just likely to be another urban myth or anti-hitler propaganda.
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06/19/2010 10:45 PM

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[link to www.epinions.com]

“According to several of Hitler’s childhood friends, Adolf once captured a billy goat and wedged a piece of wood in its mouth, then proceeding to urinate into the goat’s open mouth (unfortunately for him, though, the goat was still able to bite, causing some injury).” (Redlich, 18) If nothing else, this story serves as a chilling example of unstable behaviour. At worst, this event establishes Hitler as a neurotic and deranged person.
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06/19/2010 10:46 PM

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LMAO

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The Hitler Myths abound: Hitler was Jewish with a Rothschild ancestor; Hitler had only one testicle; Hitler had two testicles, but one was bitten off by a goat; Hitler once lived in Liverpool, England; Hitler was insane; Hitler contracted syphilis from a French prostitute during WW1; Hitler took Golden Showers on alternate Thursdays; Hitler knew nothing about the Holocaust and would have disapproved had he known; Hitler's "real" name was Schicklgruber; Scientists have cloned Hitler's lip, and it's growing a mustache; Hitler never wanted war but was forced into it by an "International Jewish/Marxist/Capitalist Conspiracy"; Hitler was a homosexual; Hitler escaped his presumed death in the bunker and is at this very moment playing cards with Elvis and some mildly nervous Arab fellows; and so on. Most of us have heard at least a few of these, and possibly believed a few as well.
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06/19/2010 10:50 PM
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Don't let Netanyahu hear this or he will try to copy him.
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06/20/2010 02:04 AM
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Re: Holy shit....Hitler urinated in goat's mouth
"According to German newspaper reports, an eight-year-old Adolf Hitler made a bet with a friend that he could pee into a goat's mouth. The goat ended up biting the future Fuhrer's penis, injuring him permanently..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1008385


Hahahahahaah!!!! THAT explains A LOT!!