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Did aliens bring weed to planet Earth? Archeologist uncovers disturbing evidence!

 
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Actually, you're the stupid idiot. You see? Do you think Weed or Marijuana evolved out of tiny microbes and became a plant? Which came first? The seed or the plant? The chicken or the egg?
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Wow. The level of stupidity reached by your post is unthinkable.


"Do you think Weed or Marijuana evolved out of tiny microbes and became a plant?"

Actually yes. Like any other plant. Is it to complicated for your mind to come around this?




"Which came first? The seed or the plant? The chicken or the egg?"

Because you can't answer this, the answer should be alien?

Then if it's the case who came first? The alien or the egg? I suppose other aliens created the first alien? Stupid.
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Spot on.. A+
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I believe that it does, works great to smoke while you're studying for a test.
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The truth is weed is from another planet even if some people do not want to accept the fact it is proven that the weed plant is the only plant on our planet that gives of a heat signature and that is why police and the feds use infered camras to finde them if you look at the anciant mians hidroglyfics you will finde it to be true its no lie just look it up.
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The truth is weed is from another planet
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bsflag The Aliens come here to get their weed its why they come here the only reason to get stoned then they leave.
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SO where do you get aliens from you stupid piece of shit.

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The Dogon tribe, an indigenous race about 60,000 years old located in Mali, claim that the "gods" came from Sirius B, and brought with them marijuana.

I'd go with the aboriginals any day.
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There is probably some truth to this. Since they altered the DNA of the species that was here and created what we see as the Modern Human that has now been proven there is no link to the neanderthal man since they have found preserved neanderthal man preserved and the DNA does not match modern man.

So if the Annunaki created Modern Man as a worker race they would naturally give them medicine to heal them as they would want a strong work force.

So far I can see two natural and proven medicines that are universally accessible.

1. Urine Therapy: that cures almost anything. By drinking your own urine. I got off anti-biotic and recurring sinus infections by doing this the RIGHT WAY. It has also cured cancer, viruses and many things. There is world conference on it every year by open minded doctors. It it became common knowledge it would kill Big Pharma. Urine is sterile and not a waste product. It's excess nutrients, hormones that are not needed at the particular moment. Almost like left overs on your plate that you are too full to eat. I have read several books on it. The best is "Your Bodies Own Perfect Medicine". Your body actually has the ability to analyze itself and make changes on what it find by ingesting urine.

1. Cannabis: It seems to heal just about everything when taken properly. Not just smoked to get high.
Watch: [link to www.youtube.com]

Visit: [link to phoenixtears.ca] for more info.

I have done a lot of research on both of the above and both have helped people universally. So if you need better health look into the above.

So yes I think that the Annunaki did put Cannabis here.
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[link to www.sciencedaily.com]

According to this article, marijuana actually promotes new brain cell growth! However, some researchers suspect that there isn't "one dose for all" type dose that can be prescribed to everybody. Some of these researchers believe that the correct amount of THC dosage varies for everyone based on their biological and physiological makeup. It is for this reason that some researchers believe that the magic dosage has eluded them for decades.
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The whole alien thing - I'm not going there, but the US GOV does own a patent (6630507) for using THC-Cannabinoids as Antioxidants and Neuroprotectants.
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Cannabis sativa is one of the first cultivated plants by mankind, for her endless bounties.


It might be one of the best examples of "co-evolution" too.

Thousands and thousands of years of careful hybridization to produce 12-18 foot tall fiber crops in comparison to the very floral-dominant shorter medicine and grain crops.
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[link to www.sciencedaily.com]

According to this article, marijuana actually promotes new brain cell growth! However, some researchers suspect that there isn't "one dose for all" type dose that can be prescribed to everybody. Some of these researchers believe that the correct amount of THC dosage varies for everyone based on their biological and physiological makeup. It is for this reason that some researchers believe that the magic dosage has eluded them for decades.
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The whole alien thing - I'm not going there, but the US GOV does own a patent (6630507) for using THC-Cannabinoids as Antioxidants and Neuroprotectants.
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I am posting the patent as a whole as patents are not copyrighted work...


Assignee: The United States of America as represented by the Department of Health and Human Services (Washington, DC)
United States Patent 6,630,507
Hampson , et al. October 7, 2003
Cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants

Abstract

Cannabinoids have been found to have antioxidant properties, unrelated to NMDA receptor antagonism. This new found property makes cannabinoids useful in the treatment and prophylaxis of wide variety of oxidation associated diseases, such as ischemic, age-related, inflammatory and autoimmune diseases. The cannabinoids are found to have particular application as neuroprotectants, for example in limiting neurological damage following ischemic insults, such as stroke and trauma, or in the treatment of neurodegenerative diseases, such as Alzheimer's disease, Parkinson's disease and HIV dementia. Nonpsychoactive cannabinoids, such as cannabidoil, are particularly advantageous to use because they avoid toxicity that is encountered with psychoactive cannabinoids at high doses useful in the method of the present invention. A particular disclosed class of cannabinoids useful as neuroprotective antioxidants is formula (I) wherein the R group is independently selected from the group consisting of H, CH.sub.3, and COCH.sub.3. ##STR1##


Inventors: Hampson; Aidan J. (Irvine, CA), Axelrod; Julius (Rockville, MD), Grimaldi; Maurizio (Bethesda, MD)

Appl. No.: 09/674,028
Filed: February 2, 2001
PCT Filed: April 21, 1999
PCT No.: PCT/US99/08769
PCT Pub. No.: WO99/53917
PCT Pub. Date: October 28, 1999
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SO where do you get aliens from you stupid piece of shit.

bsflag
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The Dogon tribe, an indigenous race about 60,000 years old located in Mali, claim that the "gods" came from Sirius B, and brought with them marijuana.

I'd go with the aboriginals any day.
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yep!
hf
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SO where do you get aliens from you stupid piece of shit.

bsflag
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Shit, I bet you`re mothers proud of you.
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Yes. They also put the THC receptor in your brain. They also invented everything ever for the sake of everything ever.
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I'm not sure about the notion of ganjabis promoting actual brain cell growth... I think it might act as a catalyst for the neural pathways. It definitely opens up your blood vessels (I'm a martyr to red-eye). It's like a lube for your mind. Damn, weed is sexy...

Anyhoo, I support the idea that it may have been brought from "elsewhere" (no, not the middle east tounge )... I just find it hard to believe that even in this supremely vast universe something so perfect could exist spontaneously.
Soo... What if it was a synthesised crop? Look at the actual physiology of the plant. Full vegetative maturity in one year. Massive amounts of biomass. Very, VERY good carbon dioxide intake to oxygen output. It's edible. All sorts of stuff can be made from it, like money (which is made of something like linen, not paper) or clothes. It can grow just about anywhere. Not to mention the astonishing physical and mental effects. Which are alright, you know? I don't know about you, but i'm calling all out bred-for-a-purpose on this one. It beats paracetamol any day.

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No man see Weed lowers blood sugar ok?
See you know how that isn't good for you?Causes cell damage if it happens to much?Like diabetes?MmmmHmmmm?
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Raises my blood sugar 8 points?
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It grows wild in space idgits.
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"The marijuana plant is not indigenous to Earth. The marijuana plant was a “gift” from the Christed E.T.’s long ago to help Earthlings “experience” God and enlightened transcendental states of consciousness quickly and easily. Years of meditation and holistic living are by far the better and more lasting way to “experience” God and enlightened transcendental states of consciousness, but occasional use of marijuana to “experience” for the first time, or remind yourself, what God and enlightened transcendental states of consciousness feel like, does more good than harm and is wholly endorsed by The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy. For reasons that will make perfect sense to you now, The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance are the hidden sinister force behind the stamp out pot movement!"

From: [link to www.thegreatwhitelodge.org]
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SO where do you get aliens from you stupid piece of shit.

bsflag
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Haha. This made me laugh.
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Maybe God the Alien sent weed to comfort us through the hard times.
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Actually, you're the stupid idiot. You see? Do you think Weed or Marijuana evolved out of tiny microbes and became a plant? Which came first? The seed or the plant? The chicken or the egg?

This planet was seeded by an alien species which came here to mine for Crystals not Gold. Gold was just an element that was necessary in the mining of the Crystals.
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OP, not only marijuana, but also all other plants!
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Actually, you're the stupid idiot. You see? Do you think Weed or Marijuana evolved out of tiny microbes and became a plant? Which came first? The seed or the plant? The chicken or the egg?

This planet was seeded by an alien species which came here to mine for Crystals not Gold. Gold was just an element that was necessary in the mining of the Crystals.
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Acapulco Gold was necessary for mining of the Crystals.

Dude!

jerkit
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No man see Weed lowers blood sugar ok?
See you know how that isn't good for you?Causes cell damage if it happens to much?Like diabetes?MmmmHmmmm?
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Bull shit ... I have been smoking pot for 35 years. My blodd sugar is great. I am 50.

Another thing, I went back to school last year, my gpa is 4.0. I have to LOL when people say it fucks you up.
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We just launched it, did the aliens want moar?

[link to www.theweedblog.com]

I am a huge science nerd. I love astronomy, physics, etc. So I was very happy to learn that some people have officially sent the first marijuana plant, seeds, and joint into space.
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SO where do you get aliens from you stupid piece of shit.

bsflag
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he said aliens to get people here
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The Anunnaki did teach people in the art of herbology. However, it never says they brought any specific plants to earth. The plants were already here I would imagine.
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Yes there are accounts of Anunnaki bringing cannabis and grapes from the home world for making elixirs.
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You are so fuckin stuppid but then again most Amerikan are anyway..

.. Marijuana come from the sea over 300 millions years ago.
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You are so fuckin stuppid but then again most Amerikan are anyway..

.. Marijuana come from the sea over 300 millions years ago.
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no your stupid, it comes from my dealer ,, p;shh comes from the sea , how we luagh out loud at that one.
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[link to www.sciencedaily.com]

According to this article, marijuana actually promotes new brain cell growth! However, some researchers suspect that there isn't "one dose for all" type dose that can be prescribed to everybody. Some of these researchers believe that the correct amount of THC dosage varies for everyone based on their biological and physiological makeup. It is for this reason that some researchers believe that the magic dosage has eluded them for decades.
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This actually makes a lot of sense. They have to do the same thing with all kinds of medicines.

Very good find OP!
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weed aint the only one with infared signature.poke salad does too.poke grows all over the southeast.it has big hand size leaves so its a nightmare to search through for flir.
also the wet spot around the plant is colder than the rest.so they look for cold spots.thats why its best to cover bottom with debri for cammo.no raw earth exposed.

im just a twenty year guerilla grower so i may jot know what im talking about.
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you know that tribe in africa that knows about sirius and the double star system? I believe they also say marijuana came from there.
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The Dogon tribe. Sirius, the dog star (binary). The travelers were supposedly from that star system and evolved from amphibians and had to live in and around water.

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