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WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME

 
CaptainZero
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WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
I walked in this bar down on the gulf.

Loaded with bikers and subversive types.

I really didnt want anything to drink.

Pretty barmaid comes up and says what would you like?

I just wanted to talk about the oil spill and all I got out was,

Well head

And all the bikers beat the shit outta me!

bastards.
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
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I walked in this bar down on the gulf.

Loaded with bikers and subversive types.

I really didnt want anything to drink.

Pretty barmaid comes up and says what would you like?

I just wanted to talk about the oil spill and all I got out was,

Well head

And all the bikers beat the shit outta me!

bastards.
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Show us your bruises, blue eye and missing teeth.
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
5a
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
peace
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Sounds like you got S-Crude!
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
You forgot to add that you took some shrooms before you entered.

When they demanded you leave, you said...

"whats the problem ?! Im a Fun Guy".


5a
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In all probability, the future is uncertain.
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
what the fuck did you expect? .... everyone there was morbid and sulking about the oil pollution

you walk in ever so merrily , you dont want to drink but want to make 'chit chat' and make people more morbid.... so they fucked you up

wanker!
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06/21/2010 02:07 PM
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Sounds like you got S-Crude!
 Quoting: slym 999878



lmao nice one SLICK
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
you left after the whoopin, but wanted to return [its the "thrill of danger" in you im guessing].

you bought a wig and teased your hair.

for extra disguise effect, you used various sailor knots in the hair to "fit in".

you re-entered the bar.

[link to static.becomegorgeous.com]


And the bartender says

"Arent you the fella that is a Fungi, and we beat the crap out of you ?"

"you reply, frayed not".

Last Edited by Max_OverDrive on 06/21/2010 02:10 PM
Based on Human Civilization-
If the past is unknown,then the present is unfounded.
In all probability, the future is uncertain.
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
you so todded
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
well op do u also stand on the edges of cliffs when wind is blowing real hard also. ?
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Maybe you should have said, "DiMaggio"?
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Lame attempt at a joke.
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Re: WALKED IN A BAR ON THE GULF, SAID TWO WORDS ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Every day you have posts of miraculous things you've done. Are you the resident GLP Attention Whore?

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