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40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050

 
maryjaneshusband
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40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
Americans are largely optimistic about the future, according to the poll from the Pew Research Center For The People and The Press/Smithsonian Magazine.

By mid century, 71 per cent believe cancer will be cured, 66 per cent say artificial limbs will work better than real ones and 81 per cent believe computers will be able to converse like humans.

But Americans are also braced for a major energy crisis and a warming planet, according to the survey. More than half, or 58 per cent, fear another world war in the next 40 years and 53 per cent expect a terrorist attack against the United States using a nuclear weapon.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
He's already back, it is just that the people are not aware of it. He might be that homeless person that babbles to "god". You have been warned. You might pass by Jesus tomorrow or even yesterday.
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
He's already back, it is just that the people are not aware of it. He might be that homeless person that babbles to "god". You have been warned. You might pass by Jesus tomorrow or even yesterday.
 Quoting: NoWhereMan


I'll keep my eyes peeled
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
NO ONE knows the DAY nor the hour.....not even the Angels in Heaven.....
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
Of course, people are always looking for the future to be better. They see life as "bad" right now, so they think maybe in the future it will be better.

It's always good to hope, but don't hold your breath.
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
I'll keep my eyes peeled
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You have already missed him.
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
=> 40% of US is dumb
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
Jesus is already here. The religious pass by in their SUV's and make faces at him since he is homeless. He is in North Carolina right now.
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
NO ONE knows the DAY nor the hour.....not even the Angels in Heaven.....
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Monkeys understand context better then retarded people like you. Have you ever even read the bible?
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Jesus is already here. The religious pass by in their SUV's and make faces at him since he is homeless. He is in North Carolina right now.
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lol
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
I'll keep my eyes peeled


You have already missed him.
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Well shit...I'll keep lookin anyway.
I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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Well shit...I'll keep lookin anyway.
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yeah sure, let me know how that turns out for you. mmm-kay?
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Well shit...I'll keep lookin anyway.


yeah sure, let me know how that turns out for you. mmm-kay?
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Will do...
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
I don't believe ONE WOrd of that poll.

The true number would probably be 98 %. Fact.

40 % is a blatant, out and out lie.
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
I don't believe ONE WOrd of that poll.

The true number would probably be 98 %. Fact.

40 % is a blatant, out and out lie.
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98 is a bit high. The U.S. is becoming more and more Godless by the day.
I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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Re: 40% of Americans say Jesus will come back by 2050
MUSLIMS BELIVE IN COMING OF JESUS 2

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