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BREAKING: 40% of Americans Think Jesus Will Return by 2050

 
Democritus
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BREAKING: 40% of Americans Think Jesus Will Return by 2050
Jesus will return by 2050, say 40% of Americans

More than 40 per cent of Americans believe Jesus Christ will return to Earth by 2050, according to a poll.

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Also this just in: 40% of Americans braindead sheeplebah
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Bullshit.

No one asked me, they didn't get all Americans. The poll is invalid.

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The Lord Jesus Christ will be ruling and reigning on this earth way before 2050...

Which is a great thing to happen for all of us..

The people in high places that believe that they can do anything they want to us will be brought to justice..

The earth in which He created will be cleaned up and healed for the 1000 years before He creates it anew..

No more wars.., His righteousness will prevail forever..

Joy, peace, and LOVE will be upon this earth..

I really look forward to our Lord and Savior openly ruling and reigning on this earth. I pray for Him to do so diligently.. and many scriptures back up His ruling and reigning in the midst of His enemies..

Never one to give timelines.. but very soon .. all the evidence is here.
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Warning this year. mej.com
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The Lord Jesus Christ will be ruling and reigning on this earth way before 2050...

Never one to give timelines.. but very soon .. all the evidence is here.
 Quoting: ljb 991404



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turdburglars the whole lot of them
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Now you understand why this country is in trouble. 40% are mind controlled.
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...and the 60% left, think they ARE god and don't need jesus anymore.
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He will be wearing a 2050 space suit and blast nonbelievers with his stun gun
Water always wins. :sun:
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He will be wearing a 2050 space suit and blast nonbelievers with his stun gun
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I should've known Jesus was a neo-con and not forgiving it's "enemies" and "non-believers".
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Oh, it's going to be a lot sooner than that.
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I really look forward to our Lord and Savior openly ruling and reigning on this earth. I pray for Him to do so diligently.. and many scriptures back up His ruling and reigning in the midst of His enemies..


 Quoting: ljb 991404


Oh He will rule alright.
But its not the person you think it is.
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This is the same 40% that can't find Iran on a map, and who are 'pretty sure' the Sun and the Moon are about the same distance from Earth.

Not-ay too bright-ray, if you catch my drift.
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Put OP down as a shill. NOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT A SHOCK!! Let me sit down.

This identical thread title was posted last night and I posted on it. Someones fishin... don't bite.
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Fail!

Religitards are out in force today...
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Re: BREAKING: 40% of Americans Think Jesus Will Return by 2050
The Lord Jesus Christ will be ruling and reigning on this earth way before 2050...

Never one to give timelines.. but very soon .. all the evidence is here.



[link to i228.photobucket.com]
 Quoting: Democritus



You don't know your scriptures, nor do you have a personal relationship with Him..

If you did, you would not be a scoffer.. start researching for yourself and you will be able to put it all together.

Let's see..

Political arena and the economic state.. Check
Signs from the Sun and the Heavens.. Check
Lawlessness shall abound.. Check
Famines, Pestilence, death in the earth and in the sea.. check
Jerusalem hot spot.. Israel surrounded by enemies.. check
(Not one country in the M.E. supports Israel)Hmm.. Not even around the world...Check
UFO/Aliens i.e. Fallen Angels and their demonic children (Nephillim).. Check

And here is the biggest one of all.. Our technology.. It was impossible to be able to track, mind control, spy, on every single person in the world. Our technology is so advanced there is nothing you say or do that your government does not know about. You are no longer in privacy nor safe in your own homes. Revelation 13 people.

The biggest lie and deception is the cover up and proof of Our Lord Jesus Christ as the King of kings and Lord of lords.

Time is short ... but the Holy Spirit is still working and seeking for those that truely want the truth and to be set free of the lies and deception.. His people are laboring in the very fires to help others know the truth..

Start getting the true answers to the questions and concerns about what is happening out there today.

Everyone knows something is going on, things are just not right. To lie and say.. ohhh this is normal are just b.s.ing themselves and not facing reality.

Satan is known as the destroyer.. are you watching the destruction..???
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LOL

Christ love is already here.

Love it up people. Be the Christ you are waiting for!

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The groom will not come for the bride until she is ready.

That ain't ever gonna happen dufus!

Things are getting worse and worse, and people are getting crazier by the second. Would you come back for this motley crew?

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Re: BREAKING: 40% of Americans Think Jesus Will Return by 2050
Jesus will return by 2050, say 40% of Americans


Also this just in: 40% of Americans braindead sheeplebah
 Quoting: Democritus


+1000
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The groom will not come for the bride until she is ready.

That ain't ever gonna happen dufus!

Things are getting worse and worse, and people are getting crazier by the second. Would you come back for this motley crew?

rockon
 Quoting: rancelot 240916


Joel 2:15-17

Blow the trumpet in Zion, sanctify a fast, call a solemn assembly: Gather the people, sancify the congregation, assemble the elders, gather the children, and those that suck the breasts: (infants), let the bridegroom go forth of his chamber, and the bride out of her closet.

Let the priests, the ministers of the LORD, weep between the porch and the altar, and let them say, Spare thy people, O LORD< and give not thine heritage to reproach, that the heathen should rule over them: wherefore should they say among the peole, Where is there God?

Matthew Chapter 25 1-13 Parable of the ten virgins.

Bridegroom first..then the bride..

See you do not know your scriptures..

Isaiah 34:16-17
Seek you out of the book of the LORD, and read: no one of these shall fail, none shall want her mate: for my mouth it has commanded, and his spirit it has gathered them. And he has cast the lot for them, and his hand has divided it unto them by line: they shall possess it for ever, from generation to generation shall they dwell therein.

Isaiah 28 9-13

Whom shall he teach knowledge? and whom shall he make to understand doctrine? them that are weaned from the milk, and drawn from the breasts.

For precept must be upon precept: line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little: for with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this people. To whom he said, This is the rest wherewith you may cause the weary to rest; and this is the refreshing: yet they would not hear.

But the word of the LORD was unto them precept upon precept, precept upon precept, line upon line, line uon line; here a little, and there a little; that they might go, and fall backward, and be broken, and sanred, and taken.

2nd Timothy 2:15-16
Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needs not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth. But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

2nd Timothy 3:16-17

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correctioin, for instruction in righteousness: that the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

Hebrews 4:12-13
For the word of God is quick and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in His sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of Him with whom we have to do.

1st John 2:27-28

But the anointing which you have received of Him abides in you, and you need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teaches you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it has taught you, you shall abide in Him.

And now, little children, abide in Him; that, when he shall appear, we may have confidence, and not be ashamed before Him at His coming.

1st Corinthians 2:4-5
And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstratation of the Spirit and of power: that your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.

1st Corinthians 2:12-13
Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God. Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teaches, but which the Holy Ghost teaches; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.

So.. stop allowing man to teach you the Word of God, and allow the author of the scriptures to teach you, the Holy Ghost.
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Jesus might mess up New Jerusalem Russ' plans.
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I thought Jesus was already here, after crossing the line from Mexico? Oh, not that Jesus...hahahaha ;)
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This is the same 40% that can't find Iran on a map, and who are 'pretty sure' the Sun and the Moon are about the same distance from Earth.

Not-ay too bright-ray, if you catch my drift.
 Quoting: Returner 997

+ the earth is flat
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this made me think of that song , " in the year 2525" one of the verses says

In the year 7510, if God's a-coming, He ought to make it by then


Remember, Remember 11 September
The Gun powder, Treason and Plot
I know of NO reason
why the gun powder treason
should ever be forgot.

"Don't tell me what you believe in. I'll observe how you behave and I will make my own determination."
Alex Trebek


There was a man upon the stair
When I looked back, he wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I think he's from the CIA.
~ Mad Magazine
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Re: BREAKING: 40% of Americans Think Jesus Will Return by 2050
Jesus will return by 2050, say 40% of Americans

More than 40 per cent of Americans believe Jesus Christ will return to Earth by 2050, according to a poll.

Read more: [link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

Also this just in: 40% of Americans braindead sheeplebah
 Quoting: Democritus

Look at the sky the return began years ago. Look at all the craft every clear night.
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the ones that think they are going to be raptured, remind of these people

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