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Something Just Went BEZERK in the Gulf of Mexico. The US Navy just sunk a French Submarine

 
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Bezerk Level 3 request denied. Intercept not successful .. .insufficient ordinance clearance and speed. Twilight Level Alert not expected. Status remaining at Midnight 48 hours with a 12 hour immediate stand-down in gulf of mexico. Terrible on Vector channel now. DEADLY EMBRACE 1 is till on surface at kilo lima foxtrot.. Embassy in semi lockdown now. My access is now restricted.(Girlfriend says KremPP is Furious in her opinion)



Very convenient OP, what about those pics we requested??? I guess we will never see the light of those. Pity


Arabella...you're the only one requesting pics....so don't go away mad, just GO AWAY!!!
Thank you

just leave her. whatever, let her, no reaction please
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+1
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.."
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This makes sense...

'British Hit Team Spy Killed After Top BP Critic Assassinated'

A troubling new Russian Federal Security Service (FSB) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that a British Secret Intelligence Service (SIS, also known as MI6) spy who was a part of the ‘hit team’ ordered to assassinate a top US oil expert, and critic of BP, Matthew Simmons [photo 3rd left] has himself been murdered.

According to this report, British spy Gareth Williams [photo 2nd left] returned to London on August 11th from the United States on a flight from Boston a little less than 36 hours after Simmons was “murder-suicided” in his Maine vacation home, was last seen alive in London on August 15th, and was discovered murdered and stuffed into a sports bag in the bathtub of his flat on August 23rd.
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So let me be sure I have this straight... Simmons committed suicide and stuffed himself in a sports bag?

lol... no, Simmons died in his hot tub at his home in Maine. The SIS agent Gareth Williams (MI6) was found dead, stuffed in a sports bag in a safe house in London, near where he worked. WDIM has made the connection between the two events.. as one event.
That's what I thought.:D It is hard to tell the way that was worded.

Maybe he was disguised as a sports bag when he murdered Simmons lol
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one would have thought that Williams would have realized he too was expendable...
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....also Apache is currently aquiring Mariner Energy, and Apache ALSO aquired quite a bit of BP's assets in thier effort to raise money. In addition Mariners stock has over 19000 puts on it as of YESTERDAY which is extremely high for that stock. So just who the hell is Apache corp run by and what the hell is going on? Are they so blatant that they short the stock again as they did with BP just before it blew?

Doesnt anyone else find this tidbit interesting, I find it downright fishy
 Quoting: flavapor


Well, sure! Just like A/P 1087246 indicated, after 911 shorts, it's SOP here in the US. Those who pay close attention to the market see an inexplicable short and almost automatically expect some disaster somewhere. By the same token, when a disaster happens, you can almost always go back and find the short in market transactions. Greed gets more overt every day - da bastids!
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getting back to the acolyte "go to orange" post, did anyone notice the picture he posted of a cat (preditory animal) looking thru a gun scope? Maybe this has some meaning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 964647

yes, I did notice that...and once again it slipped right by me...sheesh...you'd think a person would learn to catch all the little nuances...wouldn't you?? apologies, everyone I'm trying once again to CATCH UP with the thread...and responding as I do..
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I agree 10000% on that !
Thanks for the share :D

Not sure what's happening with this link...I'll try writing it.

I can't find my original articles on Arctic/Antarctic stuff as mentioned in previous post, however these may give a flavour...

Arctic Nuke Explosions
[link to www.Gas_oven.com]

If this doesn't work, I give up.
Its on Gas_oven...search for
9 DEEP SEA NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS
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some sites you cannot link here...but sometimes you can leave out certain parts, spell out other parts then write dot come and manage it or just hint by using the words or initials in a sentence..
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in between, give the screens a bit attention
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Another rig with problems?

[link to www.wwltv.com]

Happening right now, i guess we shall see.

The rig is owned by Mariner Energy. CNN reports that it was not an active well.

This rig is in the Gulf of Mexico, and is still burning.. according to.. [link to www.wdsu.com]

How does a non active well explode??????

Pressure blow a capped well. You will be seeing more of this

so the pressure is building up in the earths core and causing this. Kind of like shaking up a champagne bottle and the cork pops....... spock
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That sounds like a very good analogy to me..scary thought, isn't it??
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in between, give the screens a bit attention
 Quoting: owenmeany 979825

Looks like a brown hailstorm down there around the BOP.
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in between, give the screens a bit attention

Looks like a brown hailstorm down there around the BOP.
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bp took cap off and at another location they put cap on
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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in between, give the screens a bit attention

Looks like a brown hailstorm down there around the BOP.

bp took cap off and at another location they put cap on
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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my oponion: bp tries to harvest as much as possible at that well, A or B, I dont know
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possible Tipping Point Reached(360). DEADLY EMBRACE 1 has surfaced. SAS Assault craft retuning to British Vessel romeo 1hour 15 minutes. russian and german assets in gulf ordered to intercept. US Navy not following Missouri protocol as per paris codicil. Odessa Surface vessels to resume t-o-k-e-r-r-romp standby positions in Gulf of Mexico only. (Sniper Orange ready and activated as per briefing 09:43 Code name CAT..)
Bezerk level 3 confirmation request not yet approved.. there is still a crack in the Silence. Terrible reporting major and sudden change in viscosity ... Situation Unbearable. Awaiting Twilight Alert.



Again I will say that the pic in Acolytes post of the cat looking thru the gun scope was signifigant, more so in retrospect. I posted that a few pages back as AC. In addition another thread on here states that over 19000 puts placed on Mariner (rig that blew) which is very high for that stock

Reports have the ME rig exploding 9-9:30AM. I find it curious that the same mentioned SAS are returning from perhaps doing something like blowing up another rig maybe. The timing of Acolyte's 'meeting' post for 9-10 this morning with OP (assumed) is too much (for me) to ignore. The 'Orange' and sniper cat are mentioned by OP as well.


EXACTLY

....also Apache is currently aquiring Mariner Energy, and Apache ALSO aquired quite a bit of BP's assets in thier effort to raise money. In addition Mariners stock has over 19000 puts on it as of YESTERDAY which is extremely high for that stock. So just who the hell is Apache corp run by and what the hell is going on? Are they so blatant that they short the stock again as they did with BP just before it blew?

Doesnt anyone else find this tidbit interesting, I find it downright fishy
 Quoting: flavapor

YES most definitely...means things are bing plotted and planned...and others know it's going to happen..
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q4000 same as whats under that cap, bp has removed, then they try to kill with green stuff
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ya know, I live in central florida,Orlando area, and about a week back on this thread (I think) I read about the AU and the Algea, etc.. and the fact that if they got us to evacuate, they could claim all the gulf property, and the "riches" within the area. Well maybe there is something to this.

I know this sounds off thread, but I just got my tax bills on properties I own in the area, and yes the values are down, as expected from this economy by MY GOSH just how far down is amazing. At first I was happy cause my taxes also go down, but we are talking about over 50% difference in most cases, and that is not from the high, it is from last year.

So.. what if they are devaluing the gulf area so they can come in under eminant domain and purchase the property off of the tax assessor's claim of value, we would all be screwed. Does anyone else live in a gulf coast state that has a massive decrease in property value? I would also be curious to know what non gulf coast states values are for comparision.

One example is a triplex of one bdrm apts that would have sold during the high's for about 225k, of course it has lost value the past 2 years, but last year I was taxed on a 130k value, this year 40k. I purchased it in bad shape 21 yrs ago for 30k and put another 20k into it at that time.
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you guys familiar with UVB 76?

it's back on and sending out coded messages...

Thread: UVB 76 VOICE SPOKE JUST NOW UPDATE UVB 76 VOICES HEARD JUST NOW.

seems like ALL shit is going crazy today!
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you guys familiar with UVB 76?

it's back on and sending out coded messages...

Thread: UVB 76 VOICE SPOKE JUST NOW UPDATE UVB 76 VOICES HEARD JUST NOW.

seems like ALL shit is going crazy today!
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Check out this link
[link to i.imgur.com]
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you guys familiar with UVB 76?

it's back on and sending out coded messages...

Thread: UVB 76 VOICE SPOKE JUST NOW UPDATE UVB 76 VOICES HEARD JUST NOW.

seems like ALL shit is going crazy today!


Check out this link
[link to i.imgur.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1028404



Scary.
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Furter believe what you want.
I provided OP's statements and that how far I go for you.
I hope you find proof of what you are looking for.
Good luck.


@ AC Ireland
tnx :flower2:


I have missed something? Isn't it why we are here in the first place, to find out what the TRUTH is.

When I first came here I thought there might be something to what OP was saying, but I have tried to put in my 2 bits and seem to be dismissed left and right. And I have also seen you do it to others, it seems only you and your little click have the answers, so you think.

But I have not advanced into more knowledge after being here for a month, only need a decoder to decode your decoding. To me you really make no sense, but kudos for trying. Or are you trying to continue this thread and milk it for what it is worth? Is this your full time job?

If there is any truth to this tread then I must say that you and the little click have killed it. Why do I say that? Because you have stopped many from sharing there own thoughts and bring to the table fresh ideas. You have done that by dismissing all but your entourage. You have no one to blame but your large EGO.

One last thing, as anyone noticed the new popping ads that follows you as you scroll down, those are new. Someone is making so money on this tread other than Nexus and who knows who????
 Quoting: Live for Yahweh 1060540

Amen my Brother, You and any other poster that isn't part of the cliche are irrevelant to what you say,This is a story for the nexus dude to sell magazines or whatever he sells, This is for entertainment purposes only, I figured this out along time ago when the serecy with personal messages were sent behind our backs to the SPECIAL crew to keep the posts going, It's sad that the Netherlands perpetrate an evil hoax in a major crisis to get there jollies. Maybe one day we can repay the french in the same manner, MAY GOD BLESS YOUR SOULS, because I won't,
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you guys familiar with UVB 76?

it's back on and sending out coded messages...

Thread: UVB 76 VOICE SPOKE JUST NOW UPDATE UVB 76 VOICES HEARD JUST NOW.

seems like ALL shit is going crazy today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 864188
I saw that, the first two pages were interesting, than that thread went crazy with comical answers and suggestions.

Last Edited by flavapor on 09/02/2010 03:55 PM
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Get ready for this one:

"The U.S. today decreed the Gulf of Mexico should be made into the Southern National Petroleum Reserve and should fall under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Military. Much like the little known National Petroleum Reserve that occupies most of northern Alaska adjacent to the oil wells in Prudhoe Bay, the Southern Petroleum Reserve will serve as an ongoing source of oil in the case of a national emergency.
The entire entity formerly know as the “Gulf Of Mexico” now has a higher percentage of oil than water and can no longer be considered a body of water. The U.S. considers the Reserve as its possession, the justification being that the oil from the BP drilling belonged to the U.S., the oil now composes the Gulf, therefore the Gulf belongs to the U.S. much in the same logic that the oil under Iraq now belongs to the U.S.
Arguments questioning this sudden ownership have been raised by Mexico and Cuba, but the U.S. has firmly stated that if they want a cut then they need to go pollute their own ocean, a suggestion Mexico is seriously considering with its wells on the Pacific coast. Great Britain has also lodged a claim to the oil-soaked Gulf since BP is a British company, inciting a strong response from U.S. authorities.
American interests are threatening a second Revolutionary War if England should so much as suck up a drop of oil.
“Its ours!” shouted General Barnard Machisamo to reporters at a press conference. “They need to keep their limey paws off our oil! They already tried to take over the whole Mideast after World War II and look at what a mess that is now. Let them get their feet into the Gulf and we will have to fight the whole Battle Of New Orleans over again.” (For the many historical illiterate among us please just Google “Battle Of New Orleans” and don’t pester us with dippy questions.)
American battleships await off the Florida coast in case of a Falklands-style British invasion. ( Again, Google “Falklands War”). The U.S. Navy has announced that it will rid the new Reserve of any pesky marine life still surviving in the spillage so that they will not threaten the quality of the oil pouring into the area.
The rumors that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is siphoning oil out of the ocean could lead to World War III starting in the Western Hemisphere."
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link or you stink!
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Get ready for this one:

"The U.S. today decreed the Gulf of Mexico should be made into the Southern National Petroleum Reserve and should fall under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Military. Much like the little known National Petroleum Reserve that occupies most of northern Alaska adjacent to the oil wells in Prudhoe Bay, the Southern Petroleum Reserve will serve as an ongoing source of oil in the case of a national emergency.
The entire entity formerly know as the “Gulf Of Mexico” now has a higher percentage of oil than water and can no longer be considered a body of water. The U.S. considers the Reserve as its possession, the justification being that the oil from the BP drilling belonged to the U.S., the oil now composes the Gulf, therefore the Gulf belongs to the U.S. much in the same logic that the oil under Iraq now belongs to the U.S.
Arguments questioning this sudden ownership have been raised by Mexico and Cuba, but the U.S. has firmly stated that if they want a cut then they need to go pollute their own ocean, a suggestion Mexico is seriously considering with its wells on the Pacific coast. Great Britain has also lodged a claim to the oil-soaked Gulf since BP is a British company, inciting a strong response from U.S. authorities.
American interests are threatening a second Revolutionary War if England should so much as suck up a drop of oil.
“Its ours!” shouted General Barnard Machisamo to reporters at a press conference. “They need to keep their limey paws off our oil! They already tried to take over the whole Mideast after World War II and look at what a mess that is now. Let them get their feet into the Gulf and we will have to fight the whole Battle Of New Orleans over again.” (For the many historical illiterate among us please just Google “Battle Of New Orleans” and don’t pester us with dippy questions.)
American battleships await off the Florida coast in case of a Falklands-style British invasion. ( Again, Google “Falklands War”). The U.S. Navy has announced that it will rid the new Reserve of any pesky marine life still surviving in the spillage so that they will not threaten the quality of the oil pouring into the area.
The rumors that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is siphoning oil out of the ocean could lead to World War III starting in the Western Hemisphere."

link or you stink!
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That was determined to be a spoof a few pages back
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you guys familiar with UVB 76?

it's back on and sending out coded messages...

Thread: UVB 76 VOICE SPOKE JUST NOW UPDATE UVB 76 VOICES HEARD JUST NOW.

seems like ALL shit is going crazy today!


Check out this link
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OP mentions that KremPP is furious. A connection maybe?
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Get ready for this one:

"The U.S. today decreed the Gulf of Mexico should be made into the Southern National Petroleum Reserve and should fall under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Military. Much like the little known National Petroleum Reserve that occupies most of northern Alaska adjacent to the oil wells in Prudhoe Bay, the Southern Petroleum Reserve will serve as an ongoing source of oil in the case of a national emergency.
The entire entity formerly know as the “Gulf Of Mexico” now has a higher percentage of oil than water and can no longer be considered a body of water. The U.S. considers the Reserve as its possession, the justification being that the oil from the BP drilling belonged to the U.S., the oil now composes the Gulf, therefore the Gulf belongs to the U.S. much in the same logic that the oil under Iraq now belongs to the U.S.
Arguments questioning this sudden ownership have been raised by Mexico and Cuba, but the U.S. has firmly stated that if they want a cut then they need to go pollute their own ocean, a suggestion Mexico is seriously considering with its wells on the Pacific coast. Great Britain has also lodged a claim to the oil-soaked Gulf since BP is a British company, inciting a strong response from U.S. authorities.
American interests are threatening a second Revolutionary War if England should so much as suck up a drop of oil.
“Its ours!” shouted General Barnard Machisamo to reporters at a press conference. “They need to keep their limey paws off our oil! They already tried to take over the whole Mideast after World War II and look at what a mess that is now. Let them get their feet into the Gulf and we will have to fight the whole Battle Of New Orleans over again.” (For the many historical illiterate among us please just Google “Battle Of New Orleans” and don’t pester us with dippy questions.)
American battleships await off the Florida coast in case of a Falklands-style British invasion. ( Again, Google “Falklands War”). The U.S. Navy has announced that it will rid the new Reserve of any pesky marine life still surviving in the spillage so that they will not threaten the quality of the oil pouring into the area.
The rumors that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is siphoning oil out of the ocean could lead to World War III starting in the Western Hemisphere."

link or you stink!

That was determined to be a spoof a few pages back
 Quoting: flavapor

yesterday. sorry, i should have vetted the source before i posted this....my bad another do
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Get ready for this one:

"The U.S. today decreed the Gulf of Mexico should be made into the Southern National Petroleum Reserve and should fall under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Military. Much like the little known National Petroleum Reserve that occupies most of northern Alaska adjacent to the oil wells in Prudhoe Bay, the Southern Petroleum Reserve will serve as an ongoing source of oil in the case of a national emergency.
The entire entity formerly know as the “Gulf Of Mexico” now has a higher percentage of oil than water and can no longer be considered a body of water. The U.S. considers the Reserve as its possession, the justification being that the oil from the BP drilling belonged to the U.S., the oil now composes the Gulf, therefore the Gulf belongs to the U.S. much in the same logic that the oil under Iraq now belongs to the U.S.
Arguments questioning this sudden ownership have been raised by Mexico and Cuba, but the U.S. has firmly stated that if they want a cut then they need to go pollute their own ocean, a suggestion Mexico is seriously considering with its wells on the Pacific coast. Great Britain has also lodged a claim to the oil-soaked Gulf since BP is a British company, inciting a strong response from U.S. authorities.
American interests are threatening a second Revolutionary War if England should so much as suck up a drop of oil.
“Its ours!” shouted General Barnard Machisamo to reporters at a press conference. “They need to keep their limey paws off our oil! They already tried to take over the whole Mideast after World War II and look at what a mess that is now. Let them get their feet into the Gulf and we will have to fight the whole Battle Of New Orleans over again.” (For the many historical illiterate among us please just Google “Battle Of New Orleans” and don’t pester us with dippy questions.)
American battleships await off the Florida coast in case of a Falklands-style British invasion. ( Again, Google “Falklands War”). The U.S. Navy has announced that it will rid the new Reserve of any pesky marine life still surviving in the spillage so that they will not threaten the quality of the oil pouring into the area.
The rumors that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is siphoning oil out of the ocean could lead to World War III starting in the Western Hemisphere."

link or you stink!
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we have covered that already :))
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Folks: When you read something from The Onion you are supposed to laugh. Try it, go hahahaha and then forget it. Do not get upset, it is a joke.
Get ready for this one:

"The U.S. today decreed the Gulf of Mexico should be made into the Southern National Petroleum Reserve and should fall under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Military. Much like the little known National Petroleum Reserve that occupies most of northern Alaska adjacent to the oil wells in Prudhoe Bay, the Southern Petroleum Reserve will serve as an ongoing source of oil in the case of a national emergency.
The entire entity formerly know as the “Gulf Of Mexico” now has a higher percentage of oil than water and can no longer be considered a body of water. The U.S. considers the Reserve as its possession, the justification being that the oil from the BP drilling belonged to the U.S., the oil now composes the Gulf, therefore the Gulf belongs to the U.S. much in the same logic that the oil under Iraq now belongs to the U.S.
Arguments questioning this sudden ownership have been raised by Mexico and Cuba, but the U.S. has firmly stated that if they want a cut then they need to go pollute their own ocean, a suggestion Mexico is seriously considering with its wells on the Pacific coast. Great Britain has also lodged a claim to the oil-soaked Gulf since BP is a British company, inciting a strong response from U.S. authorities.
American interests are threatening a second Revolutionary War if England should so much as suck up a drop of oil.
“Its ours!” shouted General Barnard Machisamo to reporters at a press conference. “They need to keep their limey paws off our oil! They already tried to take over the whole Mideast after World War II and look at what a mess that is now. Let them get their feet into the Gulf and we will have to fight the whole Battle Of New Orleans over again.” (For the many historical illiterate among us please just Google “Battle Of New Orleans” and don’t pester us with dippy questions.)
American battleships await off the Florida coast in case of a Falklands-style British invasion. ( Again, Google “Falklands War”). The U.S. Navy has announced that it will rid the new Reserve of any pesky marine life still surviving in the spillage so that they will not threaten the quality of the oil pouring into the area.
The rumors that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is siphoning oil out of the ocean could lead to World War III starting in the Western Hemisphere."

link or you stink!

That was determined to be a spoof a few pages back
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ya know, I live in central florida,Orlando area, and about a week back on this thread (I think) I read about the AU and the Algea, etc.. and the fact that if they got us to evacuate, they could claim all the gulf property, and the "riches" within the area. Well maybe there is something to this.

I know this sounds off thread, but I just got my tax bills on properties I own in the area, and yes the values are down, as expected from this economy by MY GOSH just how far down is amazing. At first I was happy cause my taxes also go down, but we are talking about over 50% difference in most cases, and that is not from the high, it is from last year.

So.. what if they are devaluing the gulf area so they can come in under eminant domain and purchase the property off of the tax assessor's claim of value, we would all be screwed. Does anyone else live in a gulf coast state that has a massive decrease in property value? I would also be curious to know what non gulf coast states values are for comparision.

One example is a triplex of one bdrm apts that would have sold during the high's for about 225k, of course it has lost value the past 2 years, but last year I was taxed on a 130k value, this year 40k. I purchased it in bad shape 21 yrs ago for 30k and put another 20k into it at that time.
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Re: Something Just Went BEZERK in the Gulf of Mexico. The US Navy just sunk a French Submarine
ya know, I live in central florida,Orlando area, and about a week back on this thread (I think) I read about the AU and the Algea, etc.. and the fact that if they got us to evacuate, they could claim all the gulf property, and the "riches" within the area. Well maybe there is something to this.

I know this sounds off thread, but I just got my tax bills on properties I own in the area, and yes the values are down, as expected from this economy by MY GOSH just how far down is amazing. At first I was happy cause my taxes also go down, but we are talking about over 50% difference in most cases, and that is not from the high, it is from last year.

So.. what if they are devaluing the gulf area so they can come in under eminant domain and purchase the property off of the tax assessor's claim of value, we would all be screwed. Does anyone else live in a gulf coast state that has a massive decrease in property value? I would also be curious to know what non gulf coast states values are for comparision.

One example is a triplex of one bdrm apts that would have sold during the high's for about 225k, of course it has lost value the past 2 years, but last year I was taxed on a 130k value, this year 40k. I purchased it in bad shape 21 yrs ago for 30k and put another 20k into it at that time.
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ya know, I live in central florida,Orlando area, and about a week back on this thread (I think) I read about the AU and the Algea, etc.. and the fact that if they got us to evacuate, they could claim all the gulf property, and the "riches" within the area. Well maybe there is something to this.

I know this sounds off thread, but I just got my tax bills on properties I own in the area, and yes the values are down, as expected from this economy by MY GOSH just how far down is amazing. At first I was happy cause my taxes also go down, but we are talking about over 50% difference in most cases, and that is not from the high, it is from last year.

So.. what if they are devaluing the gulf area so they can come in under eminant domain and purchase the property off of the tax assessor's claim of value, we would all be screwed. Does anyone else live in a gulf coast state that has a massive decrease in property value? I would also be curious to know what non gulf coast states values are for comparision.

One example is a triplex of one bdrm apts that would have sold during the high's for about 225k, of course it has lost value the past 2 years, but last year I was taxed on a 130k value, this year 40k. I purchased it in bad shape 21 yrs ago for 30k and put another 20k into it at that time.
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The above was on my "consider this possibility" list as well flavapor. A land grab of sorts.


hf Apologies for the double and now triple posting . Don't quite know what happened there.
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Re: Something Just Went BEZERK in the Gulf of Mexico. The US Navy just sunk a French Submarine
you guys familiar with UVB 76?

it's back on and sending out coded messages...

Thread: UVB 76 VOICE SPOKE JUST NOW UPDATE UVB 76 VOICES HEARD JUST NOW.

seems like ALL shit is going crazy today!


Check out this link
[link to i.imgur.com]

OP mentions that KremPP is furious. A connection maybe?
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