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My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...

 
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My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She went with her brother to watch a football game at his friends house last friday. So they'd been drinking lots of beer and snorting lots of cocaine too. Anyway her brother goes home and she is left with his friend, so they ended up having sex. She confessed to me on wednesday because she said she was eaten up with guilt and that it was a drunken mistake and it wont ever happen again. she said she loves me and the thought of losing me terrified her so much that she's giving up drink/drugs, and not going to ever be in that situation again.

What do you think?
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06/27/2010 08:13 PM

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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
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they don't play football in England
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
do you like creampies?
SLAM THAT CLAM
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06/27/2010 08:14 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
i used to say those lies too then stopped lying to myself and everything got better sorry dude move on peace
you're a dick mr. hand
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06/27/2010 08:15 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
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they don't play football in England
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Judging by today's performance, you're right - they don't play. BUT I was referring to what you Americans call Soccer.
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06/27/2010 08:15 PM
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06/27/2010 08:16 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She must go of course
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06/27/2010 08:16 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Man she was great! She said I was much bigger than you and she loved it.

jk
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06/27/2010 08:17 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
I'm having a party next weekend. She has an open invite
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06/27/2010 08:17 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Man she was great! She said I was much bigger than you and she loved it.

jk
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LOL
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they don't play football in England


Judging by today's performance, you're right - they don't play. BUT I was referring to what you Americans call Soccer.
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what we refer to as soccer is SOCCER !!!!!
6473madburger

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06/27/2010 08:17 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Just another person who can't keep their pants on after a few drinks. It's bound to happen again..Move on
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06/27/2010 08:18 PM
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You picked a real winner! Hold on to her for as long as you can... you probably deserve each other.
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Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2010 08:19 PM
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knock her teeth in
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06/27/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Judging by today's performance, you're right - they don't play. BUT I was referring to what you Americans call Soccer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017970


The word "soccer" was invented in England. SO GROW UP, IT'S CALLED SOCCER.
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06/27/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Really.... You came here for advice?
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06/27/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You wont ever trust her for real again, if you are smart. And well, that will ruin any future relationship. It could go on for awhile, even years and be good, but she has shown you she can't be trusted, and that will eventually lead you into bad paranoid jealous possessive mind sets. Your relationship can recover and be fine if you both actually love each other, and you can trust her. If you still feel you should give her trust, good luck. Just don't try to fuck some other girl to get her back. Most likely your relationship will become unhealthy, my advice is to move on before it gets ugly.
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06/27/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Just another person who can't keep their pants on after a few drinks. It's bound to happen again..Move on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017891


+1
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06/27/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Stay with her. Cheat on her every possible time you can. Be as sweet as possible. When you have used her up and are bored give her the boot at the most perfect time.

Don't get all emotional about it. She knew she was gonna cheat on you before she left the house.
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06/27/2010 08:20 PM
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move on, let her chase her lover.
And they say the Communists lost,LOL
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06/27/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Man she was great! She said I was much bigger than you and she loved it.

jk


LOL
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I heard she snorted cocain off of the dudes cock, then swallowed his load while moaning his name.
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06/27/2010 08:21 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Wow, what a novel scenario. Beat her soundly and then lock her into a chastity belt -- all orifices covered. Force her to watch NASCAR reruns until she vomits, and then insist that she meet with "the defiler" and, having coaxed him back into bed, "Lorena'd (Bobbitt) his tool. Once she presents this prize to you, advise her that all will be partially forgiven.
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06/27/2010 08:21 PM
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It really is!

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06/27/2010 08:22 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Kick the other guys ass and then tell her to get the f*** out!
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06/27/2010 08:22 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Just another person who can't keep their pants on after a few drinks. It's bound to happen again..Move on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017891


Yeh it's so sad because she is such a lovely person with a really warm heart, it's just that when she gets drunk she doesn't know what she's doing.
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06/27/2010 08:22 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
I would say if you think she is not sexually attracted to you anymore then move on. Otherwise she'll shag some other guy when she's drunk and high again that happens to turn her on
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06/27/2010 08:22 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
fuck her sister
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06/27/2010 08:24 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You wont ever trust her for real again, if you are smart. And well, that will ruin any future relationship. It could go on for awhile, even years and be good, but she has shown you she can't be trusted, and that will eventually lead you into bad paranoid jealous possessive mind sets. Your relationship can recover and be fine if you both actually love each other, and you can trust her. If you still feel you should give her trust, good luck. Just don't try to fuck some other girl to get her back. Most likely your relationship will become unhealthy, my advice is to move on before it gets ugly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017977


Thanx
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She went with her brother to watch a football game at his friends house last friday. So they'd been drinking lots of beer and snorting lots of cocaine too. Anyway her brother goes home and she is left with his friend, so they ended up having sex. She confessed to me on wednesday because she said she was eaten up with guilt and that it was a drunken mistake and it wont ever happen again. she said she loves me and the thought of losing me terrified her so much that she's giving up drink/drugs, and not going to ever be in that situation again.

What do you think?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017970


Dump her. Slut once she'll be a slut again. It'll teach her. The only bad part about teaching her this lesson is that she'll be faithful to the next guy. Sucks I know but those are the rules we play by. Have some self respect.
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06/27/2010 08:26 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She's a loose, alcoholic, drug abuser and you want to stay with her why?
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06/27/2010 08:26 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
I would say if you think she is not sexually attracted to you anymore then move on. Otherwise she'll shag some other guy when she's drunk and high again that happens to turn her on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 887977


Well we live quite a distance apart at the moment, but when we're together the sex is dynamite, so I don't think it's lack of sexual attraction that's the problem. She just has an insatiably high sex drive and when she gets really drunk she ends up getting fucked by someone she doesn't even like.

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