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My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...

 
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You are lucky!!!! Not a problem at all
Thank G-d she isnt your wife and you have kids..

your problem is easily solved
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This is true
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She went with her brother to watch a football game at his friends house last friday. So they'd been drinking lots of beer and snorting lots of cocaine too. Anyway her brother goes home and she is left with his friend, so they ended up having sex. She confessed to me on wednesday because she said she was eaten up with guilt and that it was a drunken mistake and it wont ever happen again. she said she loves me and the thought of losing me terrified her so much that she's giving up drink/drugs, and not going to ever be in that situation again.

What do you think?
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Remember, alcohol only lowers inhibitions..... Which means, of course, that she REALLY did want to have sex with him... The alcohol only lowered those little filters and walls in the brain that tells her she shouldnt...heh. dump the whore. She'll just do it again...and again.
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You'd be settled instantly in your place.


Nerdrage, FTW!

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White, and very muscular. How the hell does what I say make me a damn black man? Defense to any gender should be practiced and endorsed, period.


Wow, very muscular AND an Internet Hardman!!! What is your record in winning these Internet Fistycuffs?
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All men on the internet are very muscular.

Welcome to the internet, where men are men and for the most part, women are men too.

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Orby that was freakin awesome!!!!!! 5a
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White, and very muscular. How the hell does what I say make me a damn black man? Defense to any gender should be practiced and endorsed, period.


Wow, very muscular AND an Internet Hardman!!! What is your record in winning these Internet Fistycuffs?


All men on the internet are very muscular.

Welcome to the internet, where men are men and for the most part, women are men too.
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I am very fat and I fart a LOT.
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06/27/2010 09:18 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
At least she has been honest to you.

I would give her a second chance provided that she gives up alcohol and drugs, no questions asked.
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
White, and very muscular. How the hell does what I say make me a damn black man? Defense to any gender should be practiced and endorsed, period.


Wow, very muscular AND an Internet Hardman!!! What is your record in winning these Internet Fistycuffs?


All men on the internet are very muscular.

Welcome to the internet, where men are men and for the most part, women are men too.
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Most women are men lmao
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Just another person who can't keep their pants on after a few drinks. It's bound to happen again..Move on


Yeh it's so sad because she is such a lovely person with a really warm heart, it's just that when she gets drunk she doesn't know what she's doing.
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Keep her around just to fuck her in the ass. Then, when she stops swallowing, dump the cunt.
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bananasexThis is how a white man plays guitar!!!
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06/27/2010 09:21 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Just another person who can't keep their pants on after a few drinks. It's bound to happen again..Move on


Yeh it's so sad because she is such a lovely person with a really warm heart, it's just that when she gets drunk she doesn't know what she's doing.
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No dude, it's just that when she gets drunk she likes to get fucked..... And sorry, but she knows what she's doing!
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06/27/2010 09:21 PM
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Dating a drunk, coke addict and you're surprised she cheated on you. Get a brain and try again.
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Orby that was freakin awesome!!!!!! 5a
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No shit. What was up with the remote up the ass thing?
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Every time you have sex with her now, you will be thinking of him, and she will be thinking of him. Will you enjoy the threesome?
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is your girlfriends name Emily cuz I can confirm this is a true story!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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What do I think?

I think your girl friend fucked many many guys before you.
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
At least she has been honest to you.

I would give her a second chance provided that she gives up alcohol and drugs, no questions asked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017598


She was honest enough to confess but lacked the integrity and character to keep from banging another man....lol! Yeah sure, a real keeper! lol!!!! Run far away from this bitch, OP, and don't look back. You'll hate yourself when it happens again...and it will happen again, but this time she won't be as honest. She'll keep it to her self and it will become a part of her.
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You are in the best possible postion any man can be in.
Don't let angry or jealousy, get the better of the situation, which you don't seem to upset.

First it will be her responsibility to find another girl for a 3way and you will take videos. second she must go back to guy and make video(anal), so you two can watch it together, while doing her.

Trust me this is the only option, I have had 100's of woman and some weird relationships. Woman come and go, so make the best of it, while your still single.
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You are in the best possible postion any man can be in.
Don't let angry or jealousy, get the better of the situation, which you don't seem to upset.

First it will be her responsibility to find another girl for a 3way and you will take videos. second she must go back to guy and make video(anal), so you two can watch it together, while doing her.

Trust me this is the only option, I have had 100's of woman and some weird relationships. Woman come and go, so make the best of it, while your still single.
 Quoting: Agent M. Ahmadinejad




Dude I gotta admit, this is some GENIUS shit...
Never thought I'd learn from the iranian holocaust denier but wow shit happens... bananasex
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You'd be settled instantly in your place.


Nerdrage, FTW!

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This reminds me of that liquid metal terminator that was in the boiling steel. LOL
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You wont ever trust her for real again, if you are smart. And well, that will ruin any future relationship. It could go on for awhile, even years and be good, but she has shown you she can't be trusted, and that will eventually lead you into bad paranoid jealous possessive mind sets. Your relationship can recover and be fine if you both actually love each other, and you can trust her. If you still feel you should give her trust, good luck. Just don't try to fuck some other girl to get her back. Most likely your relationship will become unhealthy, my advice is to move on before it gets ugly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017977

Dude this excuse women use "I was drunk" is no fucking excuse at all. When you love someone you don't put yourself in those situations. I hate to be cold man, but you have to move on.
Let it be known, that the so called elitist’s liberties are not the grants of princes or parliaments. That many of our rights are inherent and essential. Agreed on as maxims and established as preliminaries even before government existed. We have a right to them, derived from our maker. Our forefathers have earned liberty at the expense of their ease, their estates, their pleasures, and their blood. Liberty is not built on the doctrine that a few NOBLES have the right to inherit the earth. It stands on this principal that the meanest and the lowest of people are by the unalterable, indefeasible laws of god and nature as well entitled to the benefit of the air to breath, light to see, food to eat, or clothes to wear as the nobles, or even a king. That is liberty, and liberty will reign in America!
Rough quote from John Adams

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i used to say those lies too then stopped lying to myself and everything got better sorry dude move on peace
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sucks... move on man
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You'd be settled instantly in your place.


Nerdrage, FTW!

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This reminds me of that liquid metal terminator that was in the boiling steel. LOL
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Hahahaha I remember this shit, the guy had his call of duty xbox live account canceled haha suicide
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You are in the best possible postion any man can be in.
Don't let angry or jealousy, get the better of the situation, which you don't seem to upset.

First it will be her responsibility to find another girl for a 3way and you will take videos. second she must go back to guy and make video(anal), so you two can watch it together, while doing her.

Trust me this is the only option, I have had 100's of woman and some weird relationships. Woman come and go, so make the best of it, while your still single.




Dude I gotta admit, this is some GENIUS shit...
Never thought I'd learn from the iranian holocaust denier but wow shit happens... bananasex
 Quoting: NWOWILLFALL


I take back what I said DO THIS.
Let it be known, that the so called elitist’s liberties are not the grants of princes or parliaments. That many of our rights are inherent and essential. Agreed on as maxims and established as preliminaries even before government existed. We have a right to them, derived from our maker. Our forefathers have earned liberty at the expense of their ease, their estates, their pleasures, and their blood. Liberty is not built on the doctrine that a few NOBLES have the right to inherit the earth. It stands on this principal that the meanest and the lowest of people are by the unalterable, indefeasible laws of god and nature as well entitled to the benefit of the air to breath, light to see, food to eat, or clothes to wear as the nobles, or even a king. That is liberty, and liberty will reign in America!
Rough quote from John Adams

“I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.” -Thomas Jefferson
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You are in the best possible postion any man can be in.
Don't let angry or jealousy, get the better of the situation, which you don't seem to upset.

First it will be her responsibility to find another girl for a 3way and you will take videos. second she must go back to guy and make video(anal), so you two can watch it together, while doing her.

Trust me this is the only option, I have had 100's of woman and some weird relationships. Woman come and go, so make the best of it, while your still single.




Dude I gotta admit, this is some GENIUS shit...
Never thought I'd learn from the iranian holocaust denier but wow shit happens... bananasex


I take back what I said DO THIS.
 Quoting: MainstreetAmerican


Oh, and post pics or it never happened.
Let it be known, that the so called elitist’s liberties are not the grants of princes or parliaments. That many of our rights are inherent and essential. Agreed on as maxims and established as preliminaries even before government existed. We have a right to them, derived from our maker. Our forefathers have earned liberty at the expense of their ease, their estates, their pleasures, and their blood. Liberty is not built on the doctrine that a few NOBLES have the right to inherit the earth. It stands on this principal that the meanest and the lowest of people are by the unalterable, indefeasible laws of god and nature as well entitled to the benefit of the air to breath, light to see, food to eat, or clothes to wear as the nobles, or even a king. That is liberty, and liberty will reign in America!
Rough quote from John Adams

“I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.” -Thomas Jefferson
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You are in the best possible postion any man can be in.
Don't let angry or jealousy, get the better of the situation, which you don't seem to upset.

First it will be her responsibility to find another girl for a 3way and you will take videos. second she must go back to guy and make video(anal), so you two can watch it together, while doing her.

Trust me this is the only option, I have had 100's of woman and some weird relationships. Woman come and go, so make the best of it, while your still single.




Dude I gotta admit, this is some GENIUS shit...
Never thought I'd learn from the iranian holocaust denier but wow shit happens... bananasex
 Quoting: NWOWILLFALL



I just got back at her by having a threesome with her sister and her brothers girlfriend. true story
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Do not say anything...repeat do not say anything to her....

just walk away...that hurts more than anything.

REPEAT JUST WALK AWAY....
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You are in the best possible postion any man can be in.
Don't let angry or jealousy, get the better of the situation, which you don't seem to upset.

First it will be her responsibility to find another girl for a 3way and you will take videos. second she must go back to guy and make video(anal), so you two can watch it together, while doing her.

Trust me this is the only option, I have had 100's of woman and some weird relationships. Woman come and go, so make the best of it, while your still single.




Dude I gotta admit, this is some GENIUS shit...
Never thought I'd learn from the iranian holocaust denier but wow shit happens... bananasex


I take back what I said DO THIS.


Oh, and post pics or it never happened.
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