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My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
When something like this happens you tell her to go f*ck herself and that you hope her entire family gets cancer and never look back.


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Fixed
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06/27/2010 09:53 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Stay with her. Cheat on her every possible time you can. Be as sweet as possible. When you have used her up and are bored give her the boot at the most perfect time.

Don't get all emotional about it. She knew she was gonna cheat on you before she left the house.

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Good advice here. Become a lowlife and use her as an excuse for your behavior.




























NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06/27/2010 09:53 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Just another person who can't keep their pants on after a few drinks. It's bound to happen again..Move on


Yeh it's so sad because she is such a lovely person with a really warm heart, it's just that when she gets drunk she doesn't know what she's doing.
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You mean WHO she is doing...

look cheating drug addicts == big ass trouble.

I'm just saying.
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06/27/2010 09:54 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She went with her brother to watch a football game at his friends house last friday. So they'd been drinking lots of beer and snorting lots of cocaine too. Anyway her brother goes home and she is left with his friend, so they ended up having sex.

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MORE than one. And she wasn't THAT drunk.
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06/27/2010 09:55 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Long but well worth it.

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06/27/2010 09:58 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Just don't marry the slut and every chance you get to cheat on her take it.
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06/27/2010 10:04 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She went with her brother to watch a football game at his friends house last friday. So they'd been drinking lots of beer and snorting lots of cocaine too. Anyway her brother goes home and she is left with his friend, so they ended up having sex.



MORE than one. And she wasn't THAT drunk.
 Quoting: Ho_Lee_Kao




She was that drunk...or drugged ohappy
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more than ever, I think we need a picture
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06/27/2010 10:06 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
more than ever, I think we need a picture
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Video. We need a video.
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06/27/2010 10:06 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Is she a CHAV, OP?
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06/27/2010 10:08 PM
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:6473madburger:

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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06/27/2010 10:08 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Drunk... the old excuse... LOL.
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06/27/2010 10:11 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
I don't get laid because I am drunk. How does that work?
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06/27/2010 10:15 PM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
OP

leave that bitch
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06/27/2010 10:16 PM

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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She went with her brother to watch a football game at his friends house last friday. So they'd been drinking lots of beer and snorting lots of cocaine too. Anyway her brother goes home and she is left with his friend, so they ended up having sex. She confessed to me on wednesday because she said she was eaten up with guilt and that it was a drunken mistake and it wont ever happen again. she said she loves me and the thought of losing me terrified her so much that she's giving up drink/drugs, and not going to ever be in that situation again.

What do you think?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017970


been there.

give her another chance.

dont talk about it again.

it meant nothing.
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
They always say they're going to give up the drinking/drugs after something like this happens. Do you think it ever will?
I can tell you from first hand experience it won't. Don't be a fool, you like your GF doing cocaine? That doesn't bother you either? Sounds like a real keeper to me.
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as long as shes doing coke with me its all OK
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
That's it friend. She went somewhere that no one should go if in a serious relationship.

She's a walking contradiction: she screws someone else, and claims she doesn't want to lose you.

Do what's right: GET RID OF HER, and find someone else who has better values. It's just as well you weren't married.. lol!
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06/28/2010 12:36 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
She won't keep her panties on no matter what she promises.

She'll get high again, she'll get stoned again, she'll get fucked by another guy again. Doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to calculate out this upcoming scenario.

Unless she is just a "hookup" for you it is time to move on ... and NOT look back. Definitely not one to allow yourself to have any feelings about.
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06/28/2010 12:45 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
You best beat the crap out of any woman that hits you first. Women are not immune and men and the government have given them way too much room to hit men without consequences.

Defend yourself, every person has the ability to kill someone and if a woman comes at me shes getting knocked the hell out in defense.


clappa

Men wonder why women turn them into punks, it's cause you let them. A woman hits a man, she better be prepared to get hit back like a man. Equal rights and all. If she's a real woman, she would be smart enough not to take it there in the first place.

Never hit them first, always hit them second or they will never respect you. Sorry, but it's true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 624751



Same goes the other way , No man will put his hands on me , last one that tried lost half his teeth and ended up with a broken jaw, its called a cast iron skillet! And I walked away with no charges " self defense ' :)
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06/28/2010 12:48 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Sell her soul to Satan, then sacrifice her to God.
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06/28/2010 12:51 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
knock her teeth in
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She has teeth?
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06/28/2010 12:52 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Same goes the other way , No man will put his hands on me , last one that tried lost half his teeth and ended up with a broken jaw, its called a cast iron skillet! And I walked away with no charges " self defense ' :)
 Quoting: COrizon


Good for you! If the dude tried to put a beatdown on you then he deserved what he got.

I'm talking about those women who want to hit a man then cower behind the ol tired ass "you can't hit me cause I'm a woman shit".

Those women deserve whatever beatdown comes their way.
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
open up the relationship and go explore
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Same goes the other way , No man will put his hands on me , last one that tried lost half his teeth and ended up with a broken jaw, its called a cast iron skillet! And I walked away with no charges " self defense ' :)


Good for you! If the dude tried to put a beatdown on you then he deserved what he got.

I'm talking about those women who want to hit a man then cower behind the ol tired ass "you can't hit me cause I'm a woman shit".

Those women deserve whatever beatdown comes their way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 624751

agreed 100%
NO person has the right to hit another person , and if hit every person has the right to defend themselves from harm, gender plays no role!
Remember, Remember 11 September
The Gun powder, Treason and Plot
I know of NO reason
why the gun powder treason
should ever be forgot.

"Don't tell me what you believe in. I'll observe how you behave and I will make my own determination."
Alex Trebek


There was a man upon the stair
When I looked back, he wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I think he's from the CIA.
~ Mad Magazine
Silicon Jock

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06/28/2010 01:24 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Kick her to the curb. NEXT!
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06/28/2010 01:25 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Same goes the other way , No man will put his hands on me , last one that tried lost half his teeth and ended up with a broken jaw, its called a cast iron skillet! And I walked away with no charges " self defense ' :)


Good for you! If the dude tried to put a beatdown on you then he deserved what he got.

I'm talking about those women who want to hit a man then cower behind the ol tired ass "you can't hit me cause I'm a woman shit".

Those women deserve whatever beatdown comes their way.

agreed 100%
NO person has the right to hit another person , and if hit every person has the right to defend themselves from harm, gender plays no role!
 Quoting: COrizon



No hitting, just kicking - to the curb. Figuratively of course. If you don't have the self esteem to stand up for yourself, then you deserve whatever heartache befalls you.
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06/28/2010 01:30 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Just another person who can't keep their pants on after a few drinks. It's bound to happen again..Move on


Yeh it's so sad because she is such a lovely person with a really warm heart, it's just that when she gets drunk she doesn't know what she's doing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017970

I guess I'm one of the few people who think everyone deserves a second chance. Shit happens when you drink/drug. It's not a great excuse because it really doesn't excuse anything. But sometimes people really do realize they have made a mistake and can change their ways. Proof will be in the pudding. So... I think OP if you really love her, give her another chance. She will owe you one if and when you ever mess up.
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06/28/2010 01:34 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
Long but well worth it.


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LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2010 01:43 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
send her over to my house I have a lot of drinks and I love a new pussy
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it dont sound to me that,that pussy is new
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2010 10:54 AM
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Re: My girlfriend cheated on me when she was drunk last Saturday...
At least she has been honest to you.

I would give her a second chance provided that she gives up alcohol and drugs, no questions asked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017598


Yes, thanks for this, this is what she is doing now. she is'nt a drug or alcohol addict, she just goes too far on the weekends sometimes (in more ways than one!).

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