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All you lazy fat bastards should watch this. 95-year-old's workout puts others to shame!

 
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All you lazy fat bastards should watch this. 95-year-old's workout puts others to shame!
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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!
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Yeah, because everyone is genetically the same. rolleyes
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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!
 Quoting: AMAZING! 1019331


LOL, I went to the river with my kids yesterday and they terrorized some paki kids, stealing all their snorkle gear, the dads cigs, lighte and car keys.
The fat dad had a lawn chair in the water and just kept yelling "Hey, your kid took my lighter, you kid took my car keys, your kids are bothering my kid..."
What's worse is we had a 240+ lb female aunt with our kids who got up and raised hell, fat- yes, but not imobile and very fast... and this fat ass man was sitting in his chair telling us to help him when our kids attacked his kids, and so the fat aunt said to me "Why doesn't he get up off his lazy ass and do it himself...."
LOL
True story from yesterday.
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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!


LOL, I went to the river with my kids yesterday and they terrorized some paki kids, stealing all their snorkle gear, the dads cigs, lighte and car keys.
The fat dad had a lawn chair in the water and just kept yelling "Hey, your kid took my lighter, you kid took my car keys, your kids are bothering my kid..."
What's worse is we had a 240+ lb female aunt with our kids who got up and raised hell, fat- yes, but not imobile and very fast... and this fat ass man was sitting in his chair telling us to help him when our kids attacked his kids, and so the fat aunt said to me "Why doesn't he get up off his lazy ass and do it himself...."
LOL
True story from yesterday.
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Good to know you teach your kids proper morals and values that will last them a lifetime while they're in jail for theft one day...
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Yeah, because everyone is genetically the same. rolleyes
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Yeah, because being fat isn't genetic. There is no fat gene, just laziness.
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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!


LOL, I went to the river with my kids yesterday and they terrorized some paki kids, stealing all their snorkle gear, the dads cigs, lighte and car keys.
The fat dad had a lawn chair in the water and just kept yelling "Hey, your kid took my lighter, you kid took my car keys, your kids are bothering my kid..."
What's worse is we had a 240+ lb female aunt with our kids who got up and raised hell, fat- yes, but not imobile and very fast... and this fat ass man was sitting in his chair telling us to help him when our kids attacked his kids, and so the fat aunt said to me "Why doesn't he get up off his lazy ass and do it himself...."
LOL
True story from yesterday.
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Sorry, but your kids sound like they were raised by a pretty poor example of parenting.
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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!


LOL, I went to the river with my kids yesterday and they terrorized some paki kids, stealing all their snorkle gear, the dads cigs, lighte and car keys.
The fat dad had a lawn chair in the water and just kept yelling "Hey, your kid took my lighter, you kid took my car keys, your kids are bothering my kid..."
What's worse is we had a 240+ lb female aunt with our kids who got up and raised hell, fat- yes, but not imobile and very fast... and this fat ass man was sitting in his chair telling us to help him when our kids attacked his kids, and so the fat aunt said to me "Why doesn't he get up off his lazy ass and do it himself...."
LOL
True story from yesterday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017951



Wow,,,you must really be a dumb redneck,,,and proud of it.
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my grandpa just turned 90. he still walks 2.5 miles every morning. when i say walk, he basically walks as fast as i jog.

but ya. on a side note. i can do 20+ handstand pushups (against the wall). that is what this old man can't do. testosterone goes down gradually after about 40.

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1500 crunches each wrokout, i would of thought that would be a bit unnecessary?
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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!


LOL, I went to the river with my kids yesterday and they terrorized some paki kids, stealing all their snorkle gear, the dads cigs, lighte and car keys.
The fat dad had a lawn chair in the water and just kept yelling "Hey, your kid took my lighter, you kid took my car keys, your kids are bothering my kid..."
What's worse is we had a 240+ lb female aunt with our kids who got up and raised hell, fat- yes, but not imobile and very fast... and this fat ass man was sitting in his chair telling us to help him when our kids attacked his kids, and so the fat aunt said to me "Why doesn't he get up off his lazy ass and do it himself...."
LOL
True story from yesterday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017951


Good to know you teach your kids proper morals and values that will last them a lifetime while they're in jail for theft one day...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1019331


Your proud to tell this story? Strange.
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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!
 Quoting: AMAZING! 1019331


LOL, I went to the river with my kids yesterday and they terrorized some paki kids, stealing all their snorkle gear, the dads cigs, lighte and car keys.
The fat dad had a lawn chair in the water and just kept yelling "Hey, your kid took my lighter, you kid took my car keys, your kids are bothering my kid..."
What's worse is we had a 240+ lb female aunt with our kids who got up and raised hell, fat- yes, but not imobile and very fast... and this fat ass man was sitting in his chair telling us to help him when our kids attacked his kids, and so the fat aunt said to me "Why doesn't he get up off his lazy ass and do it himself...."
LOL
True story from yesterday.
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wanker
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had that been me i would have fucked up your kids, then you and the fat lady.


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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!
 Quoting: AMAZING! 1019331


LOL, I went to the river with my kids yesterday and they terrorized some paki kids, stealing all their snorkle gear, the dads cigs, lighte and car keys.
The fat dad had a lawn chair in the water and just kept yelling "Hey, your kid took my lighter, you kid took my car keys, your kids are bothering my kid..."
What's worse is we had a 240+ lb female aunt with our kids who got up and raised hell, fat- yes, but not imobile and very fast... and this fat ass man was sitting in his chair telling us to help him when our kids attacked his kids, and so the fat aunt said to me "Why doesn't he get up off his lazy ass and do it himself...."
LOL
True story from yesterday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017951
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do they really look like crunches or just body movements? LOL!

1500 crunches each wrokout, i would of thought that would be a bit unnecessary?
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awesome!
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lol thats awesome, had to show my brother
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95, AND HE DOES 1,500 CRUNCHES everytime he works out.
Born on May 10, 1915. You too can live that long if you get off your fat ass!
 Quoting: AMAZING! 1019331


LOL, I went to the river with my kids yesterday and they terrorized some paki kids, stealing all their snorkle gear, the dads cigs, lighte and car keys.
The fat dad had a lawn chair in the water and just kept yelling "Hey, your kid took my lighter, you kid took my car keys, your kids are bothering my kid..."
What's worse is we had a 240+ lb female aunt with our kids who got up and raised hell, fat- yes, but not imobile and very fast... and this fat ass man was sitting in his chair telling us to help him when our kids attacked his kids, and so the fat aunt said to me "Why doesn't he get up off his lazy ass and do it himself...."
LOL
True story from yesterday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1017951


you let your kids steal this guys stuff then called him a fat ass? you are not a good parent letting your kids bother other people, not at all. Until you walk in his shoes you should not judge any man, why would he disgused you that bad?
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as for the story, he sure has motivation, thats what working out is all motivation. I wish I had some
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I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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lol nice
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Awesome! I hope I am still working out when I'm his age!!

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