The finest chick you ever had sex with..how did it happen?

Wow, you are such a loser. I don't think I would admit that I was so ugly the finest chick I could bang would be one I paid for.

A runners body, with tight tan and black hair down to the butt. She and I spent the best day on the beach of my entire life. Sad that I will never ever be able to fuck a girl like here again.. She was the best. As the pacific ocean crashed in on our body's laying there embracing and kissing, I looked around and the beach was empty. I lifted her minidress to find a well groomed pussy with little hair and a G-string. I ran my hands across her unbelievably sexy fine ass and slowly pulled off the gstring. She ran her hands down my shorts and pulled my throbbing hard cock from my jeans. I was sooooooooooooo hot. I was soooo ready to fuck her. We did it on the beach while rocking back and forth kissing. We didnt finish however and went back to her apartment after washing off sand in the shower together and fucked all night long and all sorts of positions. I had made the mistake to fall in love with this women. When she left me devistated, It tooks months to get over and to this day as a married man, I miss her more than my wife. I try to be 'content' with what god has given me but wonder why it couldn't have been 'her'.. Love songs are written about such things.

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great comeback

dirk diggler?

She tied me up, took me away, and held me for ransom.

Then she hurt me , beat me, and made me write bad checks.

Apparently your "throbbing cock" was a bit too small for her taste. Hot women do have the tendency to fuck all night when you spike their drinks with GHB. Once they sober up and realize they've been sucking a vienna sausage all night, the magic tends to fade. I'm sure she only laughs when she thinks of you. I feel sorry for your wife.

You people are so creative.

many years ago , in a bar filed with to much smoke and tequila there was a girl who stole my breath and made my knees weak :) I went home with her , stayed a few months and then passed on by the town ....

"Apparently your "throbbing cock" was a bit too small for her taste. Hot women do have the tendency to fuck all night when you spike their drinks with GHB. Once they sober up and realize they've been sucking a vienna sausage all night, the magic tends to fade. I'm sure she only laughs when she thinks of you. I feel sorry for your wife."

-YOU SOUND JEALOUS AND SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED.. I can and do give my wife great sex. I went out on a limb to give this thread some spice and you went and flushed it down the toilet. I suppose thats the way you are with all your affairs and the reason I'm having such great sex.

So, you are bi?

I was a night club in the lounge area and there was the hottest chick I ever layed my eyes on dressed in a form fitting dress that was so short you could practically see her ass cheeks. It seemed transparent because her nipples were hard and popping through this really silky fabric. She had the tightest bubble butt and huge round, hard tits, tiny waist. She was so wasted and probably on ecstasy. I found myself standing right next to her. she started feeling my arms up so I started feeling her up. I had seen people having sex in there before, so I started making out with her and grinding her on the couch and people started to move away so I took my shirt off, I don't know why, and just didn't stop from there. I unbuttoned my pants, pulled her dress up and banged her for a good hour. I just made all that up. lol.

Oh I'm sorry the OP asked how did it happen, not how was it.. OK let me try again.

She was giving me a bath, and she was very sure I was 'clean' down there. This caused a reaction that gave her the idea, there was a green light to try and get me to stick it into her hole. But she was not clear so I'd pop it back and forth left to right in her naval, she got me to try lower but I did not feel anything. I liked the belly button hole better.

No. I'm not jealous. I'm quite happy with my husband of 6 years nine" joystick. I just like to talk shit. Forgive me for throwing salt on your spice.

This thread has gotten MEGA-STUPID, real quick.

I thought chloroform was clever....

EX EX EX EX Girlfriend.
We were introduced by a friend of mine.
She went back to austria, she used to be a dancer there.
Damn sex was good, and her ass was like heaven on legs.

I go bate now.. PEACE!

all I can say is I think I made the right choice becoming a pro-musician

I stopped because musicians are such character flawed pain in the ass people to work with


you just reminded me why I must get back into it......

Your mom OP... I just picked her up at her usual spot. Paid her 50 bucks for the whole thing.

I only paid 40 bucks, she sucks some good OP!

I've fucked a bunch of fine bitches. Typically we get naked and fuck.... That's how it happens.

The finest chick? I sneaked into the farm at midnight...

I lol'd

Whut is "sex"?

It happened and here I am decades later still married to her.

Good story Dirk and thanks for being honest. Most guys know that feeling (in Hot Tub Time Machine, its what they call "the white buffalo") and you're wise to vent here where the Mrs. won't read it.

As for my story, it begins (and yes it really happened) when I met her at a coffee shop in West Virginia. I was in my mid 20's and there for a work project and she... I'm smiling just thinking about her... she had just been she released from reform school (that is, juvenile prison) on her 18th birthday. Actually a very sweet classy girl, as teenage car thieves go. It was hard not to notice she was also an absurdly good looking brunette, I dunno, young Cindy Crawford genre. She wound up going back to school and is today, I'd imagine, a kickass wife and mother in the Virginia suburbs.

What stands out in my memory is when I'd take her out to a restaurant, every guy in the room, regardless if they had a date or not, would stare at her longingly as we walked across the dining room. If that's not an ego boost for a man, nothing in this world is.

Thanks a lot Dirk, now I feel compelled to go watch Summer of '42 (the ultimate white buffalo movie). LOL
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I was very young, she was a baby sitter. I woke and she was on top of me. I was scared to death. 9yrs old just starting to go through puberty

And now shes ugly as fuck, who would have thought