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IM THINKING OF SELLING MUD FROM MY BACKYARD AS ORGANIC WRINKLE REDUCER ON HOME SHOPPING

 
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06/30/2010 06:41 PM
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IM THINKING OF SELLING MUD FROM MY BACKYARD AS ORGANIC WRINKLE REDUCER ON HOME SHOPPING
Women will buy anything if you promise them it will get rid of wrinkles and you price it expensive. I even have a way to get them to accept that I ship it out in an old coffee can.

I will tell them I am running a green company and to do their part they will take delivery of my organic wrinkle reducer in an old coffee can.

I will say that reducing the blight on the enviornment and smoothing out their old wrinkley prune faces, one coffee can full at a time, is job #1 at my company.

At 4 easy pays of $39.99 they can't go wrong.
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06/30/2010 06:54 PM
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Re: IM THINKING OF SELLING MUD FROM MY BACKYARD AS ORGANIC WRINKLE REDUCER ON HOME SHOPPING
make it into pellets and dry it in the sun then powder it.
mud is full of bacteria and if you use it fresh it will produce a spectacular acne.
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06/30/2010 06:55 PM

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Re: IM THINKING OF SELLING MUD FROM MY BACKYARD AS ORGANIC WRINKLE REDUCER ON HOME SHOPPING
I was thinking about farting into jars and ebaying them for $50/a pop

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LOL
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