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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
you think you scare us with your F words? It takes much more will power to resist ever saying them.
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Yes, you are terrified. But if I am mind controlled, I don't know any better right?

Wait for it, I am going to not say FUCK in capital letters one hundred times until you die of fright at my will power.









I'm not scared, I am just better than you. Who are you really? Is your name Devlin?



































You dead yet?
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
So what do middlemen preach these days? Is it something about how God took on the form of a man and was crucified by middlemen?

That would be real convenient.

Imagine if you could also get them to believe that you are not the same middlemen as your parents generation. That you are the middleman that would SAVE God if he visited today.

Just not if he cussed and wasn't nice to blasphemers.
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01/04/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
By the way, I may speak for God, because of the following:

1. People told me I am God
2. People want me to speak for God
3. I do it nicely, except for when I don't
4. When I don't do it nicely, it's only because I need a nice lady
5. Fuck you
 Quoting: Shrike


You speak for god...who is (the) God that you speak for?
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01/04/2012 10:52 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
You know how a child is really cute when he thinks he's tricking you, and he steals maybe a dollar from your hand, or your pen as you're trying to write something?

And you let it go because they're young and cute?

What about when they're 90 years old with wrinkly faces, snaggleteeth, beady glaring eyes, and they tell you to shut the fuck up as they lift your wallet.

Is that still cute?

sheep

Is it cuter if they REALLY BELIEVE they should do it. Because someone told them to do it. Someone ELSE. That isn't them. MANY someone elses?

Or is that just fucking stupid.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
So what do middlemen preach these days? Is it something about how God took on the form of a man and was crucified by middlemen?

That would be real convenient.

Imagine if you could also get them to believe that you are not the same middlemen as your parents generation. That you are the middleman that would SAVE God if he visited today.

Just not if he cussed and wasn't nice to blasphemers.
 Quoting: Shrike


I would say god probably has a right hand man. I mean if there is a god, and he needed help with something he couldn't control. Do you think there are somethings that are out of gods hands, even though he is god? What if god didn't realize he was god? like just another ant on the hill, trying to make his way in life.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
By the way, I may speak for God, because of the following:

1. People told me I am God
2. People want me to speak for God
3. I do it nicely, except for when I don't
4. When I don't do it nicely, it's only because I need a nice lady
5. Fuck you
 Quoting: Shrike


You speak for god...who is (the) God that you speak for?
 Quoting: Astræa 2823719


Myself. Pretty simple huh.

Sometimes my dad wants a say, and then he gets the floor.
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Oh sorry Ac...you know sometimes I'm like who are they speaking too on here. lol I think Astrea is a guy then again I could be wrong.


 Quoting: ~Angels~


Yes, this is correct, here I am I human male...
 Quoting: Astræa 2823719


Essentially 'God' is more 'Goddess'...if that makes sense...
 Quoting: Astræa 2823719


No, none whatsoever.

5a

^Not my God!^
 Quoting: Lioness 8292873


That is sad - especially if you are a girl.

no...not your god? I wonder who your god is?
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
You enjoy being the school yard bully?
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
By the way, I may speak for God, because of the following:

1. People told me I am God
2. People want me to speak for God
3. I do it nicely, except for when I don't
4. When I don't do it nicely, it's only because I need a nice lady
5. Fuck you
 Quoting: Shrike


You speak for god...who is (the) God that you speak for?
 Quoting: Astræa 2823719


Myself. Pretty simple huh.

Sometimes my dad wants a say, and then he gets the floor.
 Quoting: Shrike


lol!

you are funny.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
So what do middlemen preach these days? Is it something about how God took on the form of a man and was crucified by middlemen?

That would be real convenient.

Imagine if you could also get them to believe that you are not the same middlemen as your parents generation. That you are the middleman that would SAVE God if he visited today.

Just not if he cussed and wasn't nice to blasphemers.
 Quoting: Shrike


I would say god probably has a right hand man. I mean if there is a god, and he needed help with something he couldn't control. Do you think there are somethings that are out of gods hands, even though he is god? What if god didn't realize he was god? like just another ant on the hill, trying to make his way in life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7391678


Being a ten-dimensional God myself, I don't pretend to know what ants want or think. If you preach for ants, say so.

Even when I impersonate ants, I tell them what I'm doing.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
You enjoy being the school yard bully?
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You're just head bitch, and I'm calling you on it. The guy who smacks the bully and calls him a bitch is usually the hero.

And if you're using my name to bully, you're just another bitch.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
You know how a child is really cute when he thinks he's tricking you, and he steals maybe a dollar from your hand, or your pen as you're trying to write something?

And you let it go because they're young and cute?

What about when they're 90 years old with wrinkly faces, snaggleteeth, beady glaring eyes, and they tell you to shut the fuck up as they lift your wallet.

Is that still cute?

sheep

Is it cuter if they REALLY BELIEVE they should do it. Because someone told them to do it. Someone ELSE. That isn't them. MANY someone elses?

Or is that just fucking stupid.
 Quoting: Shrike


I would say that, yea I know what you mean. Sometimes as I have seen a middle aged man could act like a four year old and a four year old could impress someone as if they were a 30 year old.
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01/04/2012 10:57 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
or a 90 year old is what I meant.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
Now bitch about that, and have fun with your ants. You don't even have enough argument to be entertaining. As you noticed, I'm resorting to cuss words out of boredom and appropriateness.

Flock off.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
go away loser
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01/04/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
or a 90 year old is what I meant.
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Advice for you before I go, when you claim to speak for God, let him cuss if he wants, and at least be able to say what you mean.

God, you're dumb.
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01/04/2012 10:59 PM
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go away loser
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That you God? Love you too ;]
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I never said I spoke for god. people told me I did.. I won't go into it.

hf
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damned

ok you say you don't speak for him

but you say people told you that you do...

and yet ive been watching you blabber yippity yappen all over the place..... saying all kinds of doo hooky bull shit

just who are you


wait I know.........

you think you are the nobody or something

eh what ever......

no one speaks for god NO ONE
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I cant wait till your kind is gone.
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01/04/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I cant wait till your kind is gone.
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shrike dyke
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01/04/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I am just discussing.. not arguing..
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01/04/2012 11:02 PM
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I cant wait till your kind is gone.
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shrike dyke
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Hey, you accidentally made a rhyme.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I am just discussing.. not arguing..
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you seem like a cool guy
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I cant wait till your kind is gone.
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shrike dyke
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Hey, you accidentally made a rhyme.
 Quoting: Shrike


not accidentally,
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01/04/2012 11:03 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I never said I spoke for god. people told me I did.. I won't go into it.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7391678




damned

ok you say you don't speak for him

but you say people told you that you do...

and yet ive been watching you blabber yippity yappen all over the place..... saying all kinds of doo hooky bull shit

just who are you


wait I know.........

you think you are the nobody or something

eh what ever......

no one speaks for god NO ONE
 Quoting: gogo


I will go away now. Maybe you haven't seen what happened to me. It's not like I dropped acid and proclaimed myself the second coming of christ.
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01/04/2012 23:00

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I can rhyme too, check it out. These numbers are sympatico.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
why go away just because of her?
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I am just discussing.. not arguing..
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you seem like a cool guy
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Both of you seem like the same retarded guy.

Hey look I made a retard!
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01/04/2012 11:05 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I am a woman
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Do two retards make a right?





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