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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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if God made an offer, then all he is doing is lingering the pain that's continues in this world - somehow, i don't believe this, why is God allowing these crooks peace time to continue enjoying their millions when the rest of us are etched with anger, hatred, pain, enough is enough now, the world is too overdue for complete and utter change - come on God, here the cries and screams of your children who need your help more than ever before.
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What has anyone today ever given God besides an honorable mention? Their churches are for themselves, their stories for their agendas.

And who has been blessed more than those who have everything to lose? What does God have to lose other than an untrained dogma that pees on his couch and chews up the remote control?

Time to learn where you end and God begins.
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Faith + Grace + Loyalty of Job
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if God made an offer, then all he is doing is lingering the pain that's continues in this world - somehow, i don't believe this, why is God allowing these crooks peace time to continue enjoying their millions when the rest of us are etched with anger, hatred, pain, enough is enough now, the world is too overdue for complete and utter change - come on God, here the cries and screams of your children who need your help more than ever before.
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What has anyone today ever given God besides an honorable mention? Their churches are for themselves, their stories for their agendas.

And who has been blessed more than those who have everything to lose? What does God have to lose other than an untrained dogma that pees on his couch and chews up the remote control?

Time to learn where you end and God begins.
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mmmmmm
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Dune:

Like the tests of Paul in the Head Witches' Pain Box

Illusory

We are in a quantum Illusion
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You will be able to laugh about it later

If you get real

And survive : )
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You have more help than you can imagine

But loyalty is a must, and selflessness, and the most heartfelt courageous devotion you can muster...
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Temptations?

I'm not even gonna go there : )

Hey --

Be of Good Cheer --

He overcame the World for Us
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Dune:

Like the tests of Paul in the Head Witches' Pain Box

Illusory

We are in a quantum Illusion
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ohyeah



Love your energy 642.


hf
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Those who cannot discern between themselves and God, cannot discern animals from themselves.

What can God do?

Discern human angels from human animals.
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if God made an offer, then all he is doing is lingering the pain that's continues in this world - somehow, i don't believe this, why is God allowing these crooks peace time to continue enjoying their millions when the rest of us are etched with anger, hatred, pain, enough is enough now, the world is too overdue for complete and utter change - come on God, here the cries and screams of your children who need your help more than ever before.
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First observation, humans are letting animals run the house. And they've grown to love doggy biscuits and ass sniffing.
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Second observation. Since humans love doggy biscuits and ass sniffing, and animals love doggy biscuits and ass sniffing, humans think God will accept doggy biscuits and ass sniffing.
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Third observation. Humans and animals both understand the food chain, and pecking orders. And God is atop both pyramids.

Therefore the delusion is voluntary, and punishable.
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Dune:

Like the tests of Paul in the Head Witches' Pain Box

Illusory

We are in a quantum Illusion
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Allow me to put this into extremely simple terms.


When you are about to be struck by a car that strayed onto the sidewalk, you don't cover your eyes and tell yourself cars are an illusion. You also don't cover your eyes and scream that you are a tree. The doctors may be able to make most of the pain disappear, but your injuries will be very real, as far as you are concerned.

You need to acknowledge the car is as real as you are, closing your eyes will not cancel it's existence, and you would be far better off behind an actual tree, as illusory as it may be.
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Bonus points for you if you realize that doctors are therefore part of the illusory reality in which you acted like a dumbass...
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And since I promised a basic example, a final observation.

Which is God more likely to keep around. A pet dog that can survive crossing the street, because it takes traffic seriously; or any human whatsoever that will die every time it encounters traffic, because it wishes to be as stupid as an animal and overthinks it.
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Talmudic tractates Sanhedrin, Avodah Zarah and Zevahim relate that, while Noah was building the ark, he attempted to warn his neighbors of the coming deluge, but was ignored or mocked. In order to protect Noah and his family, God placed lions and other ferocious animals to guard them from the wicked who tried to stop them from entering the ark. According to one Midrash, it was God, or the angels, who gathered the animals to the ark, together with their food. As there had been no need to distinguish between clean and unclean animals before this time, the clean animals made themselves known by kneeling before Noah as they entered the ark.

A differing opinion said that the ark itself distinguished clean animals from unclean, admitting seven pairs each of the former and one pair each of the latter.
According to Sanhedrin 108B, Noah was engaged both day and night in feeding and caring for the animals, and did not sleep for the entire year aboard the ark.[9] The animals were the best of their species, and so behaved with utmost goodness. They abstained from procreation, so that the number of creatures that disembarked was exactly equal to the number that embarked. The raven created problems, refusing to leave the ark when Noah sent it forth and accusing the patriarch of wishing to destroy its race, but as the commentators pointed out, God wished to save the raven, for its descendants were destined to feed the prophet Elijah.

According to one tradition, refuse was stored on the lowest of the ark's three decks, humans and clean beasts on the second, and the unclean animals and birds on the top; a differing interpretation described the refuse as being stored on the utmost deck, from where it was shoveled into the sea through a trapdoor. Precious stones, said to be as bright as the noon sun, provided light, and God ensured that food remained fresh.[10][11][12] Some more unorthodox interpretations of the ark narrative also surfaced: the 12th-century Jewish commentator Abraham ibn Ezra interpreted the ark as being a vessel that remained underwater for 40 days, after which it floated to the surface.[13]
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Talmudic tractates Sanhedrin, Avodah Zarah and Zevahim relate that, while Noah was building the ark, he attempted to warn his neighbors of the coming deluge, but was ignored or mocked. In order to protect Noah and his family, God placed lions and other ferocious animals to guard them from the wicked who tried to stop them from entering the ark. According to one Midrash, it was God, or the angels, who gathered the animals to the ark, together with their food. As there had been no need to distinguish between clean and unclean animals before this time, the clean animals made themselves known by kneeling before Noah as they entered the ark.

A differing opinion said that the ark itself distinguished clean animals from unclean, admitting seven pairs each of the former and one pair each of the latter.
According to Sanhedrin 108B, Noah was engaged both day and night in feeding and caring for the animals, and did not sleep for the entire year aboard the ark.[9] The animals were the best of their species, and so behaved with utmost goodness. They abstained from procreation, so that the number of creatures that disembarked was exactly equal to the number that embarked. The raven created problems, refusing to leave the ark when Noah sent it forth and accusing the patriarch of wishing to destroy its race, but as the commentators pointed out, God wished to save the raven, for its descendants were destined to feed the prophet Elijah.

According to one tradition, refuse was stored on the lowest of the ark's three decks, humans and clean beasts on the second, and the unclean animals and birds on the top; a differing interpretation described the refuse as being stored on the utmost deck, from where it was shoveled into the sea through a trapdoor. Precious stones, said to be as bright as the noon sun, provided light, and God ensured that food remained fresh.[10][11][12] Some more unorthodox interpretations of the ark narrative also surfaced: the 12th-century Jewish commentator Abraham ibn Ezra interpreted the ark as being a vessel that remained underwater for 40 days, after which it floated to the surface.[13]

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Wow, its cool to see some good stuff on this thread again.
The Self-Annointed Golden Elohim; Israel's Foresaken.
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Hi China,

I think whatever happens you really deserved what you asked for so many times...See my ugly face...

[link to tinypic.com]

This had been taken this morning. Of course the hairs do not have their natural colour, the normal colour is dirty blond but this was the remaining of a colour experiment last june (out of provocation because of a comment that my hairs were allright and I did not have to spend so much on the hairdresser I got myself a cherry red colouring pack out of the supermarket and it lasted longer than promised on the label). I tried to write GLP on a sticker since you did not believe me last time, didn't not show out well but you might find the letters with some attention.

I don't know if I will remain long enough here for the conclusion of our bet but whatever, I will start a remote course later this month and won't have time anymore for idle talks.

Goodluck with whoever you were planing to see after your coming back home to France (or Canada?).
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Thank You Lord, that now Isaiah ch and verse is manifest/manifesting/manfestational, so that group of fallen angels loses and gives more and more till total exhaustion of their ability and resources to occur, inducing bankruptcy and turpitude leading to long terms of redemptive recovery occurring, especially by/for/with the saints, not-fallen Angels and first dominion spirit servants of YHVH/God Most High, amen YAHshua/Jesus
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And since I promised a basic example, a final observation.

Which is God more likely to keep around. A pet dog that can survive crossing the street, because it takes traffic seriously; or any human whatsoever that will die every time it encounters traffic, because it wishes to be as stupid as an animal and overthinks it.
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Explain how he manages to keep the sheep alive all this time. It's not because he hates them like yourself.

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Thank You Lord, that now Isaiah ch and verse is manifest/manifesting/manfestational, so that group of fallen angels loses and gives more and more till total exhaustion of their ability and resources to occur, inducing bankruptcy and turpitude leading to long terms of redemptive recovery occurring, especially by/for/with the saints, not-fallen Angels and first dominion spirit servants of YHVH/God Most High, amen YAHshua/Jesus
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Hi China,

I think whatever happens you really deserved what you asked for so many times...See my ugly face...

[link to tinypic.com]

This had been taken this morning. Of course the hairs do not have their natural colour, the normal colour is dirty blond but this was the remaining of a colour experiment last june (out of provocation because of a comment that my hairs were allright and I did not have to spend so much on the hairdresser I got myself a cherry red colouring pack out of the supermarket and it lasted longer than promised on the label). I tried to write GLP on a sticker since you did not believe me last time, didn't not show out well but you might find the letters with some attention.

I don't know if I will remain long enough here for the conclusion of our bet but whatever, I will start a remote course later this month and won't have time anymore for idle talks.

Goodluck with whoever you were planing to see after your coming back home to France (or Canada?).
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Ugly?

Nah.

Tired? maybe.

hf
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Word:

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Hi China,

I think whatever happens you really deserved what you asked for so many times...See my ugly face...

[link to tinypic.com]

This had been taken this morning. Of course the hairs do not have their natural colour, the normal colour is dirty blond but this was the remaining of a colour experiment last june (out of provocation because of a comment that my hairs were allright and I did not have to spend so much on the hairdresser I got myself a cherry red colouring pack out of the supermarket and it lasted longer than promised on the label). I tried to write GLP on a sticker since you did not believe me last time, didn't not show out well but you might find the letters with some attention.

I don't know if I will remain long enough here for the conclusion of our bet but whatever, I will start a remote course later this month and won't have time anymore for idle talks.

Goodluck with whoever you were planing to see after your coming back home to France (or Canada?).
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i'm already in france, and the link don't work
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imho, i deserve way more than just a pic :p
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so, what was the bet about ? your 5d thing ?
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Those who cannot discern between themselves and God, cannot discern animals from themselves.

What can God do?

Discern human angels from human animals.
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Animals are quite lovely. Humanity stinks.

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