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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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No matter what they profess...

To the extent they forget...

Is the extent they will be forgotten and not made permanent, and karma free deliberate use of free will is the measure of Love..?

How could it be otherwise..?

The long- long- faces of these corrupt jokers seeking to engage the children of Him across the Earth in further enslavement economically, and in every way, and even their murders, and murderous intent...

To me the words were quite clear:

"You shall Murder Not"

"You shall not Steal"

Hmmm...
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No matter what they profess...

To the extent they forget...

Is the extent they will be forgotten and not made permanent, and karma free deliberate use of free will is the measure of Love..?

How could it be otherwise..?

The long- long- faces of these corrupt jokers seeking to engage the children of Him across the Earth in further enslavement economically, and in every way, and even their murders, and murderous intent...

To me the words were quite clear:

"You shall Murder Not"

"You shall not Steal"

Hmmm...
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No matter what they profess...

To the extent they forget...

Is the extent they will be forgotten and not made permanent, and karma free deliberate use of free will is the measure of Love..?

How could it be otherwise..?

The long- long- faces of these corrupt jokers seeking to engage the children of Him across the Earth in further enslavement economically, and in every way, and even their murders, and murderous intent...

To me the words were quite clear:

"You shall Murder Not"

"You shall not Steal"

Hmmm...
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No matter what they profess...

To the extent they forget...

Is the extent they will be forgotten and not made permanent, and karma free deliberate use of free will is the measure of Love..?

How could it be otherwise..?

The long- long- faces of these corrupt jokers seeking to engage the children of Him across the Earth in further enslavement economically, and in every way, and even their murders, and murderous intent...

To me the words were quite clear:

"You shall Murder Not"

"You shall not Steal"

Hmmm...
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No matter what they profess...

To the extent they forget...

Is the extent they will be forgotten and not made permanent, and karma free deliberate use of free will is the measure of Love..?

How could it be otherwise..?

The long- long- faces of these corrupt jokers seeking to engage the children of Him across the Earth in further enslavement economically, and in every way, and even their murders, and murderous intent...

To me the words were quite clear:

"You shall Murder Not"

"You shall not Steal"

Hmmm...
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Haha, sorry man finds you so astranged.
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Lord we need You
The House of God needs clearing(aka the Lord clearing the money changers out of His House of prayer), cleansing, refining , discipline and holiness purity manifest by obedience/submission to YHVH/God/Holy Spirit, not men or mens doctrines, so brothers do you agree at the apostolic level that judgement begins in the house of YHVH/God, which at the individual/personal relationship level with YAHshua/Jesus/Father/Holy Spirit means our temples to the Holy Spirit, and at the bride/body/church of YHVH/God level means that all spots and blemishes have to be removed or healed, if you can say amen to that
, i would also recommend that false prophets/wolves in sheep's clothing/grievous wolves, false brethren and ministers of light (ie the angel of "light")and accountants serving mammon/the money power and the current financial system etc etc, are near the top of the list for blemish and spot on the body of believers of our Lord, God and master/husband/lover. So thank You Lord to deal with it according to Your Glory and Love, and the Sword of Your Mouth in the beginning of wisdom and Holy Righteous judgment , not unrighteous judgement, amen and amen
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Religtards are never changing. They love to carry their religion as a shield, knowing everything at the tip of their lips and never engaging anything of it in their hearts, loving to point the finger at an undefined worse evil (of course it will always remain undefined not to engage people in inconvenient discussions) at others just not to show how sick their own mind is.
After all is done, they eventually call upon our acceptance as what to be said to be the most normal thing of the world and give them a pat on their back of sanctity.

Compared to this, the devil is an angel.
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They told me when I upgraded from Conversions with God, Feudalism Editioneverybody would be contributing to me.

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I never could get tech support.

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It was 4:20 somewhere.
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Religtards are never changing. They love to carry their religion as a shield, knowing everything at the tip of their lips and never engaging anything of it in their hearts, loving to point the finger at an undefined worse evil (of course it will always remain undefined not to engage people in inconvenient discussions) at others just not to show how sick their own mind is.
After all is done, they eventually call upon our acceptance as what to be said to be the most normal thing of the world and give them a pat on their back of sanctity.

Compared to this, the devil is an angel.
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A fallen one, indeed.
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A fallen one, indeed.
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Since I do not intend to put people into boxes you can think whatever you want. Some have a huge superiority complex to call people following other paths "fallen".
It's the same people calling a telepathic contact "occult spiritism". I glad I have now cleared my mind for the need of denomination, I will just follow what intuitively is the best for me and pleaaaaaaase do not pray for me it is annoying.
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Seriously, what you think and worship is one thing. Who told you that you had the right to call upon your own master onto people going other ways? Are you so blind and sure for yourself that you are not YOURSELF following the devil you claim others to follow.
What my spirit do on my spiritual path is my business and the least thing I would want you is you to head the energies you worship onto me. In my evilness I NEVER direct whatever I worship onto you (accepted that I worship anything).
Who are the evil ones? The fallen? REALLY???
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You have only the following choice in life:

Either you accept things as they are, that you can't "fly from New York to Chicago if you are in Boston", see it as the experience that was meant to be and live your life in the moment without regards to anything else than what is being offered now

Or

You continue with messing with businesses that are most likely none of yours, see everything as a conspiracy of life against you and expect God to repair for you that you are in Boston for your flight from New York to Chicago and remain miserable all your life thinking of what had been missed or what you will never be able to reach.

In the end the choice is yours. This is not the devil that brought you to Boston although the second case would be more comfortable if you think so.

Another thing:

From a spiritual perspective, we are ALL fallen, good or bad. There is NO-ONE that is not fallen, even the ones from the animal realm. We ALL come from the same source and would not be here typing into this dimension if we would have not fallen in the denser realities at one moment or the other.
Just because your God created the DNA for the flesh you are using does not mean that your spirit had not "fallen" to come here (unless you accept that the only ones who had not fallen are the ones without spirit from the first place, aka robots) because all that had fallen is from God has a potential to rise. What did not come from God and did not "fall" does not have the map within to come back home.

Hence?

Are you a fallen?

(From a broader perspective there could not be help to humanity in the flesh without a fall since you consider all spirits as demonic).
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I was thinking 5 Cardinals and the 8 heads of the royal swiss vatican guard as a morning wake up.
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Thank You Lord for Your Light, Fear and Fire, to expose and destroy the money-power/rothschilds termites, plans, schemes, devices and agents who are /have been or intending to cause chaos/havoc/destruction in China, Korea, Russia, Australia,New Zealand and Japan and that they are utterly and completely exposed with no chance to prevaricate/lie or deceive, unto repentance and salvation, amen YAHshua/Jesus
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The manifest Light of YHVH on upcoming holloween and xmas, so much so they cant be celebrated by believers anymore, without understanding they are pagan and satanic, amen YHVH
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A fallen one, indeed.
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Since I do not intend to put people into boxes you can think whatever you want. Some have a huge superiority complex to call people following other paths "fallen".
It's the same people calling a telepathic contact "occult spiritism". I glad I have now cleared my mind for the need of denomination, I will just follow what intuitively is the best for me and pleaaaaaaase do not pray for me it is annoying.
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Last part, there is your answer , straight away, unclean spirits make life in the vessel they are possessing or oppressing very uncomfortable. So Thank You Lord YASshua/Jesus for this ones salvation, deliverance and healing in full personal relationship with You, Savior, Lord , God and Husband/heavenly bridegroom, amen Father
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Last part, there is your answer , straight away, unclean spirits make life in the vessel they are possessing or oppressing very uncomfortable. So Thank You Lord YASshua/Jesus for this ones salvation, deliverance and healing in full personal relationship with You, Savior, Lord , God and Husband/heavenly bridegroom, amen Father
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I had a religious education too and I wonder where you take your definition of "possessed". Probably in the same zionist "miracle box" that makes you see something wrong with Christmas.

Are you still wondering why the so called "Pagans" are calling your Lord Baali and not Ishi??? Probably because people like you.
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Now some religious education.

You will find your "Jerusalem" (which is Tefnut, the Yew, Dinah and NOT Selene, Sophia, Eve, Innana or whatever you like to call her now in your religious heresy) as the one who turned her back on her husband, forgat him and went pagan (this is why you had unicorns mixing with occult in your cartoon many pages ago).

Now she had been removed from history (thus sent into the wilderness) until she would turn back home, forget her liking for paganism and occultism, remember her own roots (since celts are denying having ever been Jew) and the day she would accept having ever been a Jew is the day she would remember that YHVH was not the LORD (or master) but her husband.

Now you great Innana worshipper of Babylon, get help from Astraea and find the entity which emblems got destroyed and go and seek who rejected her in fury and whom she turned her back from to find other lover.

Do not say it on this forum, remember that any worship of the Yew was put under death threats and if your "Templars" were burned alive as heretics there was a reason (for your are allowed to worship Baphomet but not the Jew - wonder why).

Now once you have done your homework and see who channelled your bible come back to the pagans worshipping the christmas tree and call them demons.
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Now some religious education.

You will find your "Jerusalem" (which is Tefnut, the Yew, Dinah and NOT Selene, Sophia, Eve, Innana or whatever you like to call her now in your religious heresy) as the one who turned her back on her husband, forgat him and went pagan (this is why you had unicorns mixing with occult in your cartoon many pages ago).

Now she had been removed from history (thus sent into the wilderness) until she would turn back home, forget her liking for paganism and occultism, remember her own roots (since celts are denying having ever been Jew) and the day she would accept having ever been a Jew is the day she would remember that YHVH was not the LORD (or master) but her husband.

Now you great Innana worshipper of Babylon, get help from Astraea and find the entity which emblems got destroyed and go and seek who rejected her in fury and whom she turned her back from to find other lover.

Do not say it on this forum, remember that any worship of the Yew was put under death threats and if your "Templars" were burned alive as heretics there was a reason (for your are allowed to worship Baphomet but not the Jew - wonder why).

Now once you have done your homework and see who channelled your bible come back to the pagans worshipping the christmas tree and call them demons.
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Flattery will get you nowhere, Austria... this post seems to me a lot like one of those grunt-level 'nobody' call out thread posts...

Unless, I'm mistaken, it doesn't seem like your style...

anyways... perhaps you are not the Austria I thought you were?
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Thread: Who or what controls this illusion? (Page 90)
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Drink up, boys and girls!

Smoke them if you git em...
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since this thread has seemingly changed my life, where do you suggest I go? what am I supposed to do?

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