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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
i'm still here reading your replies...but i'm waiting for something i can use.

keep it coming.
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how about a fart in the mouth. will that hold you over peanut
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no. that's not enough...your grandma gives me that.

i want to know your ideal way to die and i'll find a movie scene that captures it and you can either accept it or request another scenario.
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06/01/2013 11:43 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
i'm still here reading your replies...but i'm waiting for something i can use.

keep it coming.
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how about a fart in the mouth. will that hold you over peanut
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no. that's not enough...your grandma gives me that.

i want to know your ideal way to die and i'll find a movie scene that captures it and you can either accept it or request another scenario.
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without your help...i'll have to pick a scenario from the pile and have to live with the guilt that i didn't give a customer what they wanted.
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06/01/2013 11:45 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
i'm still here reading your replies...but i'm waiting for something i can use.

keep it coming.
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how about a fart in the mouth. will that hold you over peanut
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no. that's not enough...your grandma gives me that.

i want to know your ideal way to die and i'll find a movie scene that captures it and you can either accept it or request another scenario.
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me your mama and your sister doing a three way, shouldn't have a hard time finding that video
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
in this one, you get to fight and die. but you were justified and have a type of revenge after death.

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06/01/2013 11:49 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
if you are in the target city, in this scene you get to die along with thousands of others, but you never had a chance.

its clear that death is very personal and i want to satisfy the customer.

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in this one, you get to fight and die. but you were justified and have a type of revenge after death.


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no won't do, me your mama and your sister. I think your daddy has a copy
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06/01/2013 11:50 PM

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06/01/2013 11:54 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
yeah...you are probably mistaking me for someone else.

but your end can be tailor made...otherwise, you're gonna have to settle for something off the rack.

choose.
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06/01/2013 11:56 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
yeah...you are probably mistaking me for someone else.

but your end can be tailor made...otherwise, you're gonna have to settle for something off the rack.

choose.
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I don't think you understood the fart in your mouth is meant to last you forever.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
from what i understand...people love to show up at a party with a one of a kind outfit.

i naturally assume that they want to show up in hell with a one of a kind demise.

just trying to satisfy the customer.
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06/01/2013 11:57 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
yeah...you are probably mistaking me for someone else.

but your end can be tailor made...otherwise, you're gonna have to settle for something off the rack.

choose.
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I don't think you understood the fart in your mouth is meant to last you forever.
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you grandma's fart...i get that several times a week.

i'm straight with ass in my mouth.

but this is about what you want.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
The illuminati are not the top. Only a few controlled it all. So there was no real offer, per se. It was a set up by all accounts and for all parties involved. The game they set up is coming down. Everyone will be taken care of now.
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06/02/2013 12:00 AM

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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
from what i understand...people love to show up at a party with a one of a kind outfit.

i naturally assume that they want to show up in hell with a one of a kind demise.

just trying to satisfy the customer.
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You seem to find yourself quite interesting.


That is good.

At least you are enjoying your own storyline...

:)
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
from what i understand...people love to show up at a party with a one of a kind outfit.

i naturally assume that they want to show up in hell with a one of a kind demise.

just trying to satisfy the customer.
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people like you don't get to chose their outfits in hell, they all get crouch-less underwear
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06/02/2013 12:01 AM
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The illuminati are not the top. Only a few controlled it all. So there was no real offer, per se. It was a set up by all accounts and for all parties involved. The game they set up is coming down. Everyone will be taken care of now.
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Interesting.

Continue...
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06/02/2013 12:04 AM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
yeah...you are probably mistaking me for someone else.

but your end can be tailor made...otherwise, you're gonna have to settle for something off the rack.

choose.
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I don't think you understood the fart in your mouth is meant to last you forever.
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you grandma's fart...i get that several times a week.

i'm straight with ass in my mouth.

but this is about what you want.
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i'm pretty selfless, I think that you should get an eternity of watching me your mama and your sister. your daddy may need some help running the video 24/7
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
from what i understand...people love to show up at a party with a one of a kind outfit.

i naturally assume that they want to show up in hell with a one of a kind demise.

just trying to satisfy the customer.
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You seem to find yourself quite interesting.


That is good.

At least you are enjoying your own storyline...

:)
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Moammar is that you?

or is this Kim?
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Hugo?
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
from what i understand...people love to show up at a party with a one of a kind outfit.

i naturally assume that they want to show up in hell with a one of a kind demise.

just trying to satisfy the customer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26723728


You seem to find yourself quite interesting.


That is good.

At least you are enjoying your own storyline...

:)
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stay out of this missy
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
or is Benedict trying to get his job back?

i'd just chill at the mansion, if i were him, but power is hard to turn away from.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
from what i understand...people love to show up at a party with a one of a kind outfit.

i naturally assume that they want to show up in hell with a one of a kind demise.

just trying to satisfy the customer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26723728


You seem to find yourself quite interesting.


That is good.

At least you are enjoying your own storyline...

:)
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Moammar is that you?

or is this Kim?
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I am female.

hf
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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06/02/2013 12:06 AM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
or Saddam or Osama?

who am i talking to exactly?
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
from what i understand...people love to show up at a party with a one of a kind outfit.

i naturally assume that they want to show up in hell with a one of a kind demise.

just trying to satisfy the customer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26723728


You seem to find yourself quite interesting.


That is good.

At least you are enjoying your own storyline...

:)
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stay out of this missy
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youre just getting in my way
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06/02/2013 12:08 AM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
or is Benedict trying to get his job back?

i'd just chill at the mansion, if i were him, but power is hard to turn away from.
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we're not done yet, boy
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06/02/2013 12:10 AM
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or is Benedict trying to get his job back?

i'd just chill at the mansion, if i were him, but power is hard to turn away from.
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new low hiding behind the benedict's skirt
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or is Benedict trying to get his job back?

i'd just chill at the mansion, if i were him, but power is hard to turn away from.
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new low hiding behind the benedict's skirt
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you're living on a timeline from about 80-90 years ago, right?

you are clearly confused.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

or is Benedict trying to get his job back?

i'd just chill at the mansion, if i were him, but power is hard to turn away from.
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new low hiding behind the benedict's skirt
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or should I say under it.
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06/02/2013 12:11 AM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
and you're flying the wrong flag.

way wrong.

come back when you get your own.
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06/02/2013 12:13 AM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
but we'll see what happens on the 17th.

on the 18th..i'll start posting bullshit again.

will you?
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06/02/2013 12:14 AM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

or is Benedict trying to get his job back?

i'd just chill at the mansion, if i were him, but power is hard to turn away from.
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new low hiding behind the benedict's skirt
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you're living on a timeline from about 80-90 years ago, right?

you are clearly confused.
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I bet youre giving Benedict a reach around as we speak.


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