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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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New Whore Odor is fucking cracking me up. I'm going to start using that one.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
It is simple.
RE-MEMBER
There are many more of you than them.
YOU ARE SOUL-POWERED
LIGHT BEINGS
With Inherent Infinite Potential
They know that very well deep, deep down inside where they hide.
Everyone knows why they took all the guns away - to protect the criminals and to provide a backdoors like every Mi-crow-sofft
and fake virus protection program.
To empower the U.N. - foreign control boots on foreign soil, and zombie armies described by some as secret super soldiers trained
in underground military bases in case the folks on top get all uppity and stuff - the Red Shield funded post world-war

Cut the cord .. it is time to grow Up and Out

Back to what SOUL POWER is Really About.

Not driving some demented slave parasite farm as if it were a school bus on a happy clappy day trip to the zoo.

Freedom Awaits You NOW.

There will be no reset or false exctinction 'event' - or any other tricks from the dark clowns that be.
The Terra-rist, comets/asteroids and alien invasion themes were all part of the old script.
That script is in the Fire. Beyond redemption. Ya dig.

So ~

REMEMBER YOURSELF

Do It Now.

You Will Have ALL The Support in the World
Above & Beyond

Your Wildest Dreams and Fantasies
Await

YOU.



hf



Let's see if I can figure out what it is that is being said in the monumental wall-o-text that I took a snippet from...

....hmmmm....and....er....no no no....I have a better Idea!


The decision is to totally annihlate the current world/Universe/reality...

What advantage is there for those who play games with Creator? There is none... And Creator has always the option to re-create that which Creator desires...

A clean sweep is desired.

An end is desired.

Creator is not and was not ever asking for permissions...

...
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Is there anything else to say?


Perhaps this; when One says (if this the case) do not come to my aid, no matter how loud I scream for help... it was not an invitation to use this time for your advantage, to decide to torture One...


Is this Judgement a vengeful one?

Not really...

Angry might a more appropriate word.
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09/06/2013 03:29 AM
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Waking up from dreams into reality. :) Nuff said.
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and aint reality grand?

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No lol.. Seems as if I'm starting to do things in my dreams and have them manifest instantly upon waking. :) fun times. Don't see any money being thrown at me this time to slow me down... Oh well.
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09/06/2013 04:29 AM
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i said that wrong.

obama is working for peace, against his handlers wishes.

will you help us, so our petty differences can be put aside?
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you mean to tell me he is working for peace by sending our troops over to Syria and fight along side Al Qeada...is your idea of him going against his handlers?! you sound like a brainwashed military buff. A trained dog, nothing else, unaware of truth, only what is being told to you. Good job!
whatever
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No one is sending troops to Syria, it's a air strike if it ever even happens... The Nobody will save us!
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you seem to be missing the gist of this

in that there's nothing much left out there to save

for all intents and purposes

one can't simply save those marked for spiritual death

only begin to raise their dead bones back into working order with the Dawn of the Age to come

sad but true
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09/08/2013 05:15 AM
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In metaphysical terms this OP makes a lot of sense. Imagine a chess game in which you are forced to sacrifice all your pieces to kill the offending piece, or a gambit where the cost is far too high to pay. For some reason I thought of the movie Book of Eli while reading this thread, perhaps it's a case of God's foolishness being well beyond the world's wisdom.
Like the OP said... an offer they couldn't refuse... What is that saying from The Dark Knight, you die the hero or live long enough to become the villian? Is this guy so old as a soul that the Illuminati seem like unruly children to him?

I can buy this story, because he bothered to tell us as if our fates were actually involved, and not as some type of glory hound. I also understand his allegory of a bird on a branch. Even if you non-believers don't... It just adds up somehow.
 Quoting: Balls of Crystallized Carbon 1022156


Unruly children yes. I would imagine this person will never make themselves known internationally. Not only because anyone with. .high enough charisma score can proffess to be a chosen one. But it would disadvantage the whole of humanity if the light was to be extinguished.

1dpanic ahhh
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09/09/2013 12:07 PM
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It's a beautiful Sunday! :)
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
bump b/c the mods won't delete this thread, unlike any new "Nobody" thread.
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09/12/2013 12:55 AM
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bump b/c the mods won't delete this thread, unlike any new "Nobody" thread.
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This is true and can we please get the damn GLP clock fixed lol.
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09/12/2013 06:59 PM
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Father in YAHshua/Jesus name i pray that the whole msm/tv/multiedia addiction/proraming reality control by consensus collective conscious/unconscious, starts to work to the enemies disadvavtage and especially the wickedspirits, rothschids., banksters, feral and corrupt officials politicians,and mega media owners. But more especially that the prophesy concerning Jerusalem, the two witnesses, the technology at therefore an affordable scale/rollout for the whole world, manifest in the positive, that is no hiding of things that explain why, how etc, so that all are without excuse, when that time manifests. Amen and amen
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09/13/2013 09:32 PM
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In YAHshua/Jesus name let the rothschilds/warmongers/whoremongers/banksters/lose absolutly everything they have.especialaly money power influence prestige possesions stooges and pawns operatives and moles.in china india japan koreas hongkong macau australia taiwan singapore png newzealand. Without recourse or restitution or
amelioration. Amen
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In YAHshua/Jesus name in the heven/s and upon earth, i command heyley/satan/lucifer/the devil to withdraw support help aid abetting fostering blessing and all promises agreemnts, from the rothschilds and their familes friends and power struxture, that many might be saved. ThankYou Lord amen
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09/13/2013 11:39 PM
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Amen.
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09/13/2013 11:46 PM
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Don't ask me how I know this but the lack of doom latley is caused by a wildcard, someone who the Illuminati did not expect. This person apparently came out of nowhere, he is a nothing a nobody, yet much hangs in the balance because of him, lol that's God for ya.

Everything is delayed until this issue is dealt with, rumor has it around July 4th it could be concluded. Then again it could get dragged on, I truly do not know.

Know this, God takes what man considers to be nothing, and makes him everything. God has done this more than once, and this time so much hangs in the balance. For the people that are not in the loop, well you won't even know something extraordinary happened.

When this issue gets cleared up the doom comes. Then once again God will take what man considers to be nothing, and make him everything.

I asked for people to not ask how i know what I know. I know someone will pester me on how i know such things. Well this is what I can say. I am a bird on a branch and i am looking into the room where the Illuminati meet, that is how i know what i know.



































For those who believe, no explanation is necessary, for those who do not believe, no explanation is possible.
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Most High let Your Light and Fire expose the current positions doings deeds plans connections minions workers and family relations worldwide of the rothschilds and similar amen YAHshua/Jesus
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09/14/2013 07:28 PM
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Thank You Lord that the manifested sons are prepared and empowered to destroy the works of the devil so those works no longer function unless the devil/heylel/satan is personally present, that is his/its corporate organization amongst spirits and humans ceases to work and function by chain of command below direct intervention by that wicked spirit, amen YAHshua/Jesus
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09/15/2013 09:59 PM
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Hope everyone is having a good Sunday :) Love to you all.
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Lord Your light on the monstrous wicked evil men slaughtering women children men belivers in Syria unto repentance, and reveal their affiliations backers and connections to the world. Amen YAHshua/Jesus
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09/15/2013 11:57 PM
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The Nobody is a fraud. How needy are you people, to keep believing in this pile of bullshit?

He ain't coming to save ya, and he tries real hard to make sure no one else can either.
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09/16/2013 12:05 AM
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The Nobody is a fraud. How needy are you people, to keep believing in this pile of bullshit?

He ain't coming to save ya, and he tries real hard to make sure no one else can either.
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"and he tries real hard to make sure no one else can either"...

Really!? One has to appreciate the insightfulness of ignorance.
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Haha, what's china's deal with the roths? Is Obama a roth or something?
The Self-Annointed Golden Elohim; Israel's Foresaken.
wtf astrea
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09/16/2013 12:12 AM
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LOL...

dude...just coz you and yer nancy boy priests couldn't uncover the ancient mystery, don't be hatin on me coz I CAN.

LOL


Bloody ingrate newts...


signed FLAMING SWORD
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09/16/2013 12:22 AM
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Anyway Astraea...Tamar, remember? The Order of Tamar, the same order that Isis usurped?

Yanno...men wanting to be women is just sick...
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09/16/2013 12:27 AM
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LOL I come to this banal myopic thread once in a blue moon, only because Astraea has said I am right re Tamar, but to find him slagging me off like a bitch, is just a bit rich.

Astraea, like it or not, you represent the scribes and the Pharisees...take it from me...under the New Holy Kningdom, you and your ilk wont get a look in.

Ok?

"I" will maketh damn sure of that lil detail.

FIAT LUX
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I have to agree, this Nobody topic is but a clever meme that has proved to be wildly successful. No identification of the Nobody, no reason as to why no one can ever identify him; indeed, just a bunch of vague musings.
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Hey, 13, are you still there? Look, this thread has been going on for 3 years now and it's more than 2000 pages, when the freakin' fuck are you editing the thread title?
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09/16/2013 05:44 AM
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I hope illuminati, satan and the antichrist destroy the world and to show that god is not real and if he is, does not care at all. If there is a god, he is more evil then a satan if there is a satan. All I know is I don't care about this shit or anyone anymore. This Earth is hell. You live and you die, and that's all. Philosophies, ideologies, national and cultural social clubs are just gangs that do the same exact thing that street gangs do except they wear nicer clothes and use nicer words. It's all bullshit. I swear I hope Satan wins and shows everyone that god doesn't give a shit just like satan showed me that god doesn't give a shit by all the horrible stuff that happened to me while I was good and caring and faithful. God is a joke and clearly in this world, satan is stronger, more powerful and has more balls then god can ever have. Fuck god and every single religion.
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09/16/2013 05:51 AM
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ha! no one has ever "saved" me. No one has ever acted as friend or ally. No one has ever helped me at all. Not my family, not my ethnicity, not the nation i was born into, nobody. I have the scars and horrific experience to show that this world is evil. Let evil win. I care about as much as I was cared for. I don't give a fuck about an afterlife because I have been living in hell for 30 years. The djinn want to puppeteer me. They have already. If you haven't noticed. They made my life hell while god did nothing. You people are pathetic and love bullshit and lies. You people don't want to admit that you are evil and hide behind some false concepts of god, and jesus or allah or moses to justify why you are good and all the horrible shit your countries, races and religions have done is forgivable. Fuck this world and everything in it. Let Satan do what he does because god is not doing shit for anyone about anything at all.
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I hope illuminati, satan and the antichrist destroy the world and to show that god is not real and if he is, does not care at all. If there is a god, he is more evil then a satan if there is a satan. All I know is I don't care about this shit or anyone anymore. This Earth is hell. You live and you die, and that's all. Philosophies, ideologies, national and cultural social clubs are just gangs that do the same exact thing that street gangs do except they wear nicer clothes and use nicer words. It's all bullshit. I swear I hope Satan wins and shows everyone that god doesn't give a shit just like satan showed me that god doesn't give a shit by all the horrible stuff that happened to me while I was good and caring and faithful. God is a joke and clearly in this world, satan is stronger, more powerful and has more balls then god can ever have. Fuck god and every single religion.
 Quoting: me 41292261




God created the Earth, but the dark ones created the things you speak of. That is why we must pray for their demise, to end suffering for all people.

God is not evil, this world run by Satan, ie, government, religion and secret organisations is.

Tear them down, by exposure and refusal to submit.
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ha! no one has ever "saved" me. No one has ever acted as friend or ally. No one has ever helped me at all. Not my family, not my ethnicity, not the nation i was born into, nobody. I have the scars and horrific experience to show that this world is evil. Let evil win. I care about as much as I was cared for. I don't give a fuck about an afterlife because I have been living in hell for 30 years. The djinn want to puppeteer me. They have already. If you haven't noticed. They made my life hell while god did nothing. You people are pathetic and love bullshit and lies. You people don't want to admit that you are evil and hide behind some false concepts of god, and jesus or allah or moses to justify why you are good and all the horrible shit your countries, races and religions have done is forgivable. Fuck this world and everything in it. Let Satan do what he does because god is not doing shit for anyone about anything at all.
 Quoting: me 41292261


May God bless you and protect you. Look for loving, helpful, friendly people at your local church. They will try to help you if you let them.

God bless.