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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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YAH rebuke marduk and all the preflood and post-flood pre-babel dispersion sons of god/wicked spirits/gods mentioned in all ancient cultures and the books of Enoch up to thee time of the Lords victory over death and hell, in YAHshua/Jesus name, Amen
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you will never be able to run
you will never be able to hide

from me

never ever

your crimes are unforgivable

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-in due time-

IN DUE TIME
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"What should it profit a man, if he should win a flame war, yet lose his cool?"

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If xmas is part of the abomination of desolation then reveal it to all thee saints, bride and body of Christ and wise virgins Father, in YAHshua/Jesus name Amen
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If xmas is part of the abomination of desolation then reveal it to all thee saints, bride and body of Christ and wise virgins Father, in YAHshua/Jesus name Amen
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Here you go.
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If xmas is part of the abomination of desolation then reveal it to all thee saints, bride and body of Christ and wise virgins Father, in YAHshua/Jesus name Amen
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Here you go.
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Laced with info
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All I am allowed to say is that we will blame everyone who misses the performance when it's done if they complain to us that they missed it. We are not responsible for other people's lack of attention, and we are done with GLP. Thanks everyone for your patience. Enjoy the new training program!


We are done here. It is finished.
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[link to www.veteranstoday.com]

Amen, that Lord willing many women and children don't have to suffer what is happening in Syria, Lord willing
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Holy Crap that's some math stuff going on. At least it seems I could pick it up and understand it somewhat. I just downloaded a pdf on an introduction to it.
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Yup. Based upon consciousness and philosophies, stuff up my alley too, as well as what seems your reflections on the nobody meme, especially in relation to how it deals with psyche, I had a sense you might appreciate it. In my brief intuitive review, there is absolutely something there: Standing Waves on a String. Take care of yourself, Spin.
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Standing waves, I believe, May be the key to understanding quantum manifestation into stable mass.

You take care as well. And thanks for throwing these concepts out there. Gives me something to do today.
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Standing waves do act as "condensation" points where energy "expresses" itself as "mass", i.e. where the "particle" aspect is dominating the wave reality.

This is closely related to how DNA was formed, too. Standing waves create the frame where the matter expresses/condenses and forms the spiral backbone.

At the initial, eternal level of existence, matter, information and energy are one and the same, fully equal.

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3 4 5 6 7 8 and 9.
If one cometh unto thee for council,
let him speak freely,
that the thing for which he hath
come to thee may be done.
If he hesitates to open his heart to thee,
it is because thou, the judge, doeth the wrong.
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To those who Love Him, and are waiting , trying to be ready,
The Lord bless/bliss you and increase you, and help you encourage and help to reach empowerment with/in Him, to fully equip over-comers, to release the the 2,6,7,12, 24 and all the way up to the 144000, in YAHshua/Jesus name, and that the first dominion/s, begin not only to take back their dominions completely from heylel(aka satan/lucifer/the devil)/the fallen/wicked humans/evil/wicked/darkness/grayness, and they begin to multiply more than there are the fallen, again thank You Father in YAHshua/Jesus name, and that every non-fallen angel of the Lord who is in charge of a blackhole is allowed now to earth with all the powers/authority/influence of the fallen stars in their bottomless pits at their disposal, for Him and His perfect will manifest, amen and Amen and Thank You brethren/brother/sister, Thank You Father, Thank You Eldest Brother, maranantha.
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Father i claim the gift of creativity, creative unity, individual and group creativity, inspired, infused with You and Your Holy spirit manifest, and as by Your grace already teacher fully enabled in impartition, wonderment, glory , grace, Love and Wonder made manifest to You for You with/in You and all to Your glory Lord willing amen YAHshua/Jesus
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Father i loose from now on disassociation from their body whenever human/souls illegally use the spirit/dream realm/s to attack/lure/tempt or do any of the enemies bidding or work against believers in particular, i pray they get stuck there till they repent and receive You as Lord, God and Savior, staring with the 3 last night who tried to tempt/lure me, in YAHshua/Jesus name Amen
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what is the significance of mister gibson?
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it is simple, thought you would have figured it out by my post.. Hmm.

Well this is the offer, God wants a representative in the Illuminati. I have no idea why but i speculate that God will use this man somehow, to change the future.

This nobody apparently has God's blessing because he is still alive. If any other person did/said the things that this man did/said, they would have been dead in a nano second. Do not doubt the "nwo" has the ability to kill using brainwashing. Nlp,hypnosis and talking to the subconscious directly, it is a effective way to give a person a heart attack you know? The nwo takes no shit, they will wipe any threat, yet this man lives.

I can not elaborate but let's just say this nobody, this little nothing, has balls of steel. In the beginning he was almost wiped, twice. He survived, now much hangs in the balance.
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He must have left a key message for them!
At their meeting OPie..!
:')

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what is the significance of mister gibson?
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just a cog in the machine
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Bless Robert, stand to the end, for the Canadian abused girl, let Your Light and fire and wrath deal with Canada and its wickedness, let their country never become a pawn or possession of the US/Fed/central bank elites, the nsa and the like, let them all be cast down and out unto repentance, deliverance salvation . Let islam be prepared for final and complete eradication as a religion and ideology/governance, and Russia catch the very sources of the bombers, that many be saved and delivered and that the kaaba be utterly removed forever, amen YAHshua/Jesus
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In YAHshua/Jesus name i loose the line of confusion and stones of emptiness (as per Isaiah) in/over/around/under and through the nsa/cia/dhs/dea/fed and all the other abc organizations they work hand in glove with, especially secret so called services, permanently till the Lord come back, and so they never again are able to coordinate effectively, keep secrets and cooperate internally or inter agency/countries, especially as they prepare to persecute and kill the children and saints of God, so that many get delivered and saved from them , Amen
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what is the significance of mister gibson?
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just a cog in the machine
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the instruments bearing the gibson name are haunted dumbass.



not the guitar company. the high end stuff.
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Happy New Year.

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Light of God expose it all
Let the TRANS PACIFIC PARTNERSHIP stop being negotiated by Australia, Brunei, Canada, Chile, Japan, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, Peru, Singapore, the United States and Vietnam.Let all leaders and bureaucrats who engage in this wicked deal repent, be delivered and removed from office Lord willing unto salvation, Amen YAHshua/Jesus
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Light of God expose it all
Lord i pray that spirits and predator humans that prey on virtue and the breaking/stealing/devouring of its "manufacture" especially by lust/sex, specially in the dream state, that the spirits are rendered unable and the humans locked in the spirit/dream realm consciously, till they get delivered and repent, and get saved , amen YAHshua/Jesus
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In regards to the mandela death wish(dressed as entertainment and spectacle so the devil can reward the sellouts) that you have all witnessed is the money power and prince of this world, backslapping and rewarding all the tools,slaves and sycophants, and prepping them for the next installment. In fact if you were to closely look at the footage and photos of the "grand' event, you would see thee real possessed and powerful , who get the upfront stooges to beg and dance curtsey and sway for the public consumption.
One day though, maybe sooner rather than later, that head wound Antichrist is going to rise back up, and all those behind thee scenes tools are going to be mopped up as excess space that no longer needs to be occupied, unless they too allow full possession to occur, could be wrong...
I would also guesstimate that about the same time Michael and others will scouring the aerial heaven of this planet clean of wicked spirit.
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Indeed.

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As it stands, the offer on the table is that the period in human history encompassing WWI-II be acknowledged as the Apocalypse, and the Illuminati hand over the forthcoming NWO as the 1,000 year reign of Christ. Failing that, their one world government will be of a new Antichrist and the Apocalypse will be repeated, with the 1,000 year reign imposed by force of God's will.

The main problem right now amounts to a truckload of sour grapes and butt-hurt elitists who are supposed to at least be pulling the strings of any potential world leader and who have been looking forward to another Apocalypse, only hoping it would be one of their own design as opposed to an actual act of God which they stand zero chance of surviving.
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from page 2038

I enjoyed this, thanks.
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Hello a Gain Brothers and Sisters
so many missed yah's and missed trees
SAv ages and KIngs
capaciTors and resisTors
we mEEt 1nce moar
here me raw
o hear ye hear me sed the mouse to the cheese maker
and blessed are the makers of from-age
frum this age unto that and then sum myrrh
hence sum are still sore
while udders soar
holy cow! he hex-claimed
mid-way through a feeled of bollocks
taking kare not to tread on the fresh cowed patsy mindfield that ley
b-side freshly shawn bull locks without key or chain
how brightly the lochs shorne this fyne day

but we cast our I'z southwards from north
to the multitudes
to those and them that many dEEmst 2b the mere'st sav ages of the ayges
where violence replaces violins in the soundtrack to their daily life
and is duly exported westerly
where the new boss is the same as the old boss
despite the sales pitch from the gold-chained rapper
'pon which Cecil John Rhodez into gold-rush town,
just a slave to the rhythm
Ownlee an oportunistic oppenheimer, a friend amongst anglow amerikans
looking for de beerz in the oct hoe ber german beer-fest hawlz
where many a stein was to be found ruminating upon the round taybillz of ye rothbauerz brew wary
and very near where N'er sun dare err(as our dear Japan kneez readers might say) lay in state, in quite a state
as he was early then late,
as was Kate
like a comet grazing, nay grace'ing the sun
appeared to be racing the sun
rather than raising the Son
to be aest the anti crisp
as smoke signal to the start of the see crit pow wow scryptulars

pfffft I say unto ye
(as I use a frayzed sonucular from unst others around the bore'dz of yor'dz and else'st of warez)
... .
PFFFFT in all CAPituals that cappitt you late
unto no-one til Know-One has all but won
& Crapityualls
save but for the utterings of the u-know-it-allz
and the severely lacking in real ballz
of which are sow men eye

Yorn ant ticks boare me sence less.

Which is less than ..well .. umm ..below sen si
si
Jawol
see?
no si-si's here

which makes less than nothing of umm ..the foul scents of meni pennies in a smooth-shorn treasure-stacked sack of sensory depilated delight
dang gilled upon the chinz of the greedy tre'sure whore-ding goldman-garglers of olde
about to get a terrible fright stead o taking f-lie-t

that's 2 n's in penknees for your thorts there beavis
but yeah the pen is might he err than the saw herd
never mind wot the butt lair sore

well n.e. whey w.t.pfffftttt tu yutu and so on .. so moat it bea
just doan moan it b
you genow m'what i is saying
ya low brow tour keys prey in
(c what I did thair goin all eff an emm on yer aszz)
hi fea deli Tea with a Kap it Tull T
an a nice cuppa tea per raps
as a side whoreder from the nu wereld men-you
the kampissed kamp in town

keeping all I'z off the homo ero tick chapz
lest I brake into ALL KAPSZ
AS IN
KAPSIZE
the lyze
and crooce if fi
the so crawled WhYZe
and tie die'Ze

but whatever floats yer bow't
jus don nayme it the Tie Tannik
or Loose it tania eX press
whatever that means to an end

And so it beg-ends

Big End? an alternative ending , b-side up

no big ars please
it beggars be leaf
like a fief(dumb) in the knight
a frite sight for soar-ing eye'z
sore loo zers to the bak of the kew pleaz

but yeah butt know bot y eh
I am still a round, as such
tho not round as such
such is as it is as it wontz to be

Back, yet from what
back to front or front to back
tayke noat skoll lars
the best postion for aT taKc
whence least X pecked ted
fromest the depthz of a krak
or a simp pill jak
a sim pill panaseayer
or a simple tak
wey off the beat ten trakk

but whatthephluck yer fresh outta luk
sez the duk key

the phatty lay dee waz re tyred men e yairs agrow
ray dee alls all round
even within the metatonic elect tron nick quewb
where flat erths abound (are bound? .. n tyred?)

Green witch mean whyle I have this digit all hear dryer in hand to warm up even the frostiest parsts of my a gnat tommy
lest I feel like taking a worble or two on the st age marked
won a beez this a way

Lets sea's wots I beez a been a winnin'
I re-mane rawrther fond of beaZe my self speaKing rather directionionally bi assed (not ass gey asit sounz tho I ass sure you)
from the self imp posed centre of self pro jack ted pointalitea
and omni-direction-all event-yu-all-it-tee
where I get to be quite beside myself
and see and be myself from all angels
pro track she oh nally speaKing (sounds a little oirish I hear you say doo lally oh mal e)

May be so
yet I wood dint be leave every ting you hear ore here
mon fr'ere

'n krakasses be wear
lest kracks a peer

One never takes an eye off the bawll even when it leaves the known borlpark
so if you wish to play b-all then at least bring sum real ballz to the table
before you leave hoam ole hoam me
before ye enter the billy yards
oal hom bray
of the bray ying don key peddliars
no dice and no ice in these here bars of sal loon de lyon
where you aint the mane man no moar or even be4
ker peach

Peachy, real, real, peach E
the plum spot
for plumbing the depths of darkness
marionette stylee
marry a net hmmmz bet that herrrtz
now thairz a tuna we kan all hummb

Deep See Phishing for all to see
for all those wishing to see
those just wishing to be
and those
that simply wish to be free

*digital crickets*

yeah I thorzt knot
Your skillZ in under standing are rather lacking in skill and
while neanderthalianally over emphasizing the kill part of skill
left without the ess in succesS
succour punch and judy
must succ so very much
with so very very little
pro gresS
HimpresS
or even
die gresS

which I doo a tad too often permaybehaps
but at least I might di-gress laughing
@T ya not wiff yer

..

ok now who really wants to dance
I gots my Tutu on
but I aint some fey shey desmond in the ruff
like sum o you fluff
I mean to strick lee cum dancin'
while I tap dance all over yah floored fawcett
of ded-hedz
and flawed and fellacious drippz

I do mean to plumb yer depthz, meshuggazZ
and get right or left to the route of the problem
which is directionally challenged in moist caye sez
and might knee'd crow barring
and X-stream measure
for max-i-mum reLIEf



But sow there It Iz
az if it wozint
as you sowz it sowz you shall rea pete it
or shall we repeal it
like a ley yer'd onion
no diced
it aint really up to you th' oh izit
eben though you wilt be hume moared for a bit an a whyle
til the cowes come hoam
and the hoamingin pig eons no longer roam
and the beer loses all of itz foam
oh noe'm ..mz

But Who Gnomes better than I
well most everyone else I guess , but yeah but no
we will haff to veyt and seize, like Cease her
see zing the daye
if John Cleece were
the JC of the day
instead of ol' oye vaye
and the saturn-alien way
oh my
vot moar kan i say


Jah wol mein fuhrrier (onlze fake fur haz been used in zeze kom muhr shells mein hon herr)

Mein got in hemmel zeeze voi sez in meinin head arez meant all.
and meant fer y'allz n'all

if not fer one .. or two little itty bitty things zey fer gott ..

Yeah Gott ........

Fer Gott.

Fer Gutt.

and not the phatt lot of good it has done all ya fat and greedy guttzz out there
rough-riding the freight train of anoninity right into the rock solid wallz of impunity
without the much needed armour-plated brake-pads of humility and integrity wrapped within a solid ball of sovereign superiority
not so itty bitty itbe
Indivisibilty divided by false numb burrs, beLIEfs and erred theo rems
intraveneously fed vye ah copious lashings of pious pi'd morananinity
rendering guarded invisibility
up to a point

yet all wayz seen

but now what ..
cat gut yer tongue mon
or fur got yer a ton son
too much mouth,
too little ballz
over allz
and careferallz
leaves yer in
moth ballz
KA peach

Just peach EE

(some say preachy .. but pluck 'em, duck 'em, then f... emm) seZIeye
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Hello a Gain Brothers and Sisters
so many missed yah's and missed trees
SAv ages and KIngs
capaciTors and resisTors
we mEEt 1nce moar
here me raw
o hear ye hear me sed the mouse to the cheese maker
and blessed are the makers of from-age
frum this age unto that and then sum myrrh
hence sum are still sore
while udders soar
holy cow! he hex-claimed
mid-way through a feeled of bollocks
taking kare not to tread on the fresh cowed patsy mindfield that ley
b-side freshly shawn bull locks without key or chain
how brightly the lochs shorne this fyne day

but we cast our I'z southwards from north
to the multitudes
to those and them that many dEEmst 2b the mere'st sav ages of the ayges
where violence replaces violins in the soundtrack to their daily life
and is duly exported westerly
where the new boss is the same as the old boss
despite the sales pitch from the gold-chained rapper
'pon which Cecil John Rhodez into gold-rush town,
just a slave to the rhythm
Ownlee an oportunistic oppenheimer, a friend amongst anglow amerikans
looking for de beerz in the oct hoe ber german beer-fest hawlz
where many a stein was to be found ruminating upon the round taybillz of ye rothbauerz brew wary
and very near where N'er sun dare err(as our dear Japan kneez readers might say) lay in state, in quite a state
as he was early then late,
as was Kate
like a comet grazing, nay grace'ing the sun
appeared to be racing the sun
rather than raising the Son
to be aest the anti crisp
as smoke signal to the start of the see crit pow wow scryptulars

pfffft I say unto ye
(as I use a frayzed sonucular from unst others around the bore'dz of yor'dz and else'st of warez)
... .
PFFFFT in all CAPituals that cappitt you late
unto no-one til Know-One has all but won
& Crapityualls
save but for the utterings of the u-know-it-allz
and the severely lacking in real ballz
of which are sow men eye

Yorn ant ticks boare me sence less.

Which is less than ..well .. umm ..below sen si
si
Jawol
see?
no si-si's here

which makes less than nothing of umm ..the foul scents of meni pennies in a smooth-shorn treasure-stacked sack of sensory depilated delight
dang gilled upon the chinz of the greedy tre'sure whore-ding goldman-garglers of olde
about to get a terrible fright stead o taking f-lie-t

that's 2 n's in penknees for your thorts there beavis
but yeah the pen is might he err than the saw herd
never mind wot the butt lair sore

well n.e. whey w.t.pfffftttt tu yutu and so on .. so moat it bea
just doan moan it b
you genow m'what i is saying
ya low brow tour keys prey in
(c what I did thair goin all eff an emm on yer aszz)
hi fea deli Tea with a Kap it Tull T
an a nice cuppa tea per raps
as a side whoreder from the nu wereld men-you
the kampissed kamp in town

keeping all I'z off the homo ero tick chapz
lest I brake into ALL KAPSZ
AS IN
KAPSIZE
the lyze
and crooce if fi
the so crawled WhYZe
and tie die'Ze

but whatever floats yer bow't
jus don nayme it the Tie Tannik
or Loose it tania eX press
whatever that means to an end

And so it beg-ends

Big End? an alternative ending , b-side up

no big ars please
it beggars be leaf
like a fief(dumb) in the knight
a frite sight for soar-ing eye'z
sore loo zers to the bak of the kew pleaz

but yeah butt know bot y eh
I am still a round, as such
tho not round as such
such is as it is as it wontz to be

Back, yet from what
back to front or front to back
tayke noat skoll lars
the best postion for aT taKc
whence least X pecked ted
fromest the depthz of a krak
or a simp pill jak
a sim pill panaseayer
or a simple tak
wey off the beat ten trakk

but whatthephluck yer fresh outta luk
sez the duk key

the phatty lay dee waz re tyred men e yairs agrow
ray dee alls all round
even within the metatonic elect tron nick quewb
where flat erths abound (are bound? .. n tyred?)

Green witch mean whyle I have this digit all hear dryer in hand to warm up even the frostiest parsts of my a gnat tommy
lest I feel like taking a worble or two on the st age marked
won a beez this a way

Lets sea's wots I beez a been a winnin'
I re-mane rawrther fond of beaZe my self speaKing rather directionionally bi assed (not ass gey asit sounz tho I ass sure you)
from the self imp posed centre of self pro jack ted pointalitea
and omni-direction-all event-yu-all-it-tee
where I get to be quite beside myself
and see and be myself from all angels
pro track she oh nally speaKing (sounds a little oirish I hear you say doo lally oh mal e)

May be so
yet I wood dint be leave every ting you hear ore here
mon fr'ere

'n krakasses be wear
lest kracks a peer

One never takes an eye off the bawll even when it leaves the known borlpark
so if you wish to play b-all then at least bring sum real ballz to the table
before you leave hoam ole hoam me
before ye enter the billy yards
oal hom bray
of the bray ying don key peddliars
no dice and no ice in these here bars of sal loon de lyon
where you aint the mane man no moar or even be4
ker peach

Peachy, real, real, peach E
the plum spot
for plumbing the depths of darkness
marionette stylee
marry a net hmmmz bet that herrrtz
now thairz a tuna we kan all hummb

Deep See Phishing for all to see
for all those wishing to see
those just wishing to be
and those
that simply wish to be free

*digital crickets*

yeah I thorzt knot
Your skillZ in under standing are rather lacking in skill and
while neanderthalianally over emphasizing the kill part of skill
left without the ess in succesS
succour punch and judy
must succ so very much
with so very very little
pro gresS
HimpresS
or even
die gresS

which I doo a tad too often permaybehaps
but at least I might di-gress laughing
@T ya not wiff yer

..

ok now who really wants to dance
I gots my Tutu on
but I aint some fey shey desmond in the ruff
like sum o you fluff
I mean to strick lee cum dancin'
while I tap dance all over yah floored fawcett
of ded-hedz
and flawed and fellacious drippz

I do mean to plumb yer depthz, meshuggazZ
and get right or left to the route of the problem
which is directionally challenged in moist caye sez
and might knee'd crow barring
and X-stream measure
for max-i-mum reLIEf



But sow there It Iz
az if it wozint
as you sowz it sowz you shall rea pete it
or shall we repeal it
like a ley yer'd onion
no diced
it aint really up to you th' oh izit
eben though you wilt be hume moared for a bit an a whyle
til the cowes come hoam
and the hoamingin pig eons no longer roam
and the beer loses all of itz foam
oh noe'm ..mz

But Who Gnomes better than I
well most everyone else I guess , but yeah but no
we will haff to veyt and seize, like Cease her
see zing the daye
if John Cleece were
the JC of the day
instead of ol' oye vaye
and the saturn-alien way
oh my
vot moar kan i say


Jah wol mein fuhrrier (onlze fake fur haz been used in zeze kom muhr shells mein hon herr)

Mein got in hemmel zeeze voi sez in meinin head arez meant all.
and meant fer y'allz n'all

if not fer one .. or two little itty bitty things zey fer gott ..

Yeah Gott ........

Fer Gott.

Fer Gutt.

and not the phatt lot of good it has done all ya fat and greedy guttzz out there
rough-riding the freight train of anoninity right into the rock solid wallz of impunity
without the much needed armour-plated brake-pads of humility and integrity wrapped within a solid ball of sovereign superiority
not so itty bitty itbe
Indivisibilty divided by false numb burrs, beLIEfs and erred theo rems
intraveneously fed vye ah copious lashings of pious pi'd morananinity
rendering guarded invisibility
up to a point

yet all wayz seen

but now what ..
cat gut yer tongue mon
or fur got yer a ton son
too much mouth,
too little ballz
over allz
and careferallz
leaves yer in
moth ballz
KA peach

Just peach EE

(some say preachy .. but pluck 'em, duck 'em, then f... emm) seZIeye
Doktor Whom
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
man o man wot kinda dumb bass poasts the same sh*tz twyce
all that widthzband oh the humanitee

Und Zo -

Ein Sway Dry Fear floomphh - testing testing .. hello cleave land
*is this thing on*

Und Zen -
To loose or knot to lose la trek
certainly the lastingest and grandest of the great treks
mon hoam e'z press your star key now at the tone
if you want to fhoan home
to say to lose la trek or misplace le trick amongst lur treats, n low'r bovinely inspired holywood teats
where keats is but a k away, or a t off the mark,
the beaten track
perfectly mispl-ace-d to be most perfectly divinely incongruent
to divide the congruently challenged from those that merely thinks they be not of that same lot they really is
know less and care a jot
a lot
meant
instead of at tone ment
amidst much merry meant and gay abandon
but what did Mary meant umm mean .. anyway

and where is that confounded bridge and why do I have to step through knee-trembling mounds of frayed fanta sees, feathers n feat-hers
of the fell lated
'mongst the fete ted heath'rs just to dip mine quilted quill
for a spill in the blackness of inks that be,
amidst things and thinks that thinks they be
unfathomably
where fat hoames roam free
and catacombs ran-dumb-ly
not just for combing the hair from the mall-seeing-eyes
of the hirsuitly blessed and the not so astutely tressed
oh my'z
the mess'd
and the missed me sighers

size me
supersize me even
but don't belize to me
sedately sed in perfekt kweens engrish
prolifically and profillycali littered with profane exclamatories from the tourettes guide to the earthlee realms
as a buv so be lowz (depending on the angle of the dangle)
first unregurgitated Xpounded headition
Companion peace by piece to "Biggles goes hoam" - yeah you wont find that one on yebay at Al.
Et Al?
Accompanying Photos removed due to sensitive nature of subject matter, flaring kilts, men in comproemyzeing lady-of-the-night-come-heal-me-heels, and syde orders of the garter,
but moastlee due to latent idiocy of remote kontrol viewers and their stuffed penguin sooted soup-peer-re-arse.



Wots E on abaat guv
no really,
wots E on .. .. .. ..

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