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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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Doktor Gno
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I kan too mayke werds frum viddy yo's

they aint imbuggered and impregnated into the page so ya'll 'll just hafta maketh doo

John Osbourne sez this:
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and now a word from Mr Waters On The Matter:
[link to www.youtube.com]


and now fresh from a tour of the reaper barn, the Kaizer kellers,
the covert caverns and other kreapy krawly korners of criminalien corruption und territorial pissings of conspiratorial con 10 shun,
we bring you ....

the peadles
Ah KA PellAh
[link to www.youtube.com]
Just


Be


Cause





*grasshoppers*


*beatles*


*crikk e.t.s*



*E.T. set era*
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It took you 2051 pages, but you found me!
Zimmer's motto: I WAS FORCED TO WIN.

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and very near where N'er sun dare err(as our dear Japan kneez readers might say) lay in state, in quite a state
as he was early then late,
as was Kate
 Quoting: Doktor Who 49944208


Actually out dear Jah Pan readers wouldnt say that at all
tho they might have said "and very near where N'er sun Man dare her, lay in state, in quite a state
as he was early then late,
as was Kate"


Unfortoonitlee dear read herrs its hard to get a good online transyoulatory device that konvertz quill n ink into pixel may tricks suffishintlee
without deformation and defamation of kar-actor.


By the way it took me all of 2051 pages just to find this page
Who knows what will be on the next one ..


I'll Be Seeing You.
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And "I", will always be "you".
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Thank You Lord for the deliverance,repentance and salvation , of george soros, henry kissinger, abe and obama, amen YAHshua/Jesus
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As it stands, the offer on the table is that the period in human history encompassing WWI-II be acknowledged as the Apocalypse, and the Illuminati hand over the forthcoming NWO as the 1,000 year reign of Christ. Failing that, their one world government will be of a new Antichrist and the Apocalypse will be repeated, with the 1,000 year reign imposed by force of God's will.

The main problem right now amounts to a truckload of sour grapes and butt-hurt elitists who are supposed to at least be pulling the strings of any potential world leader and who have been looking forward to another Apocalypse, only hoping it would be one of their own design as opposed to an actual act of God which they stand zero chance of surviving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33653911


from page 2038

I enjoyed this, thanks.
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sounds quite reasonable, i say amen YAHshua/Jesus
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nobody wants to be leader of the new world order
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Hello a Gain Brothers and Sisters
so many missed yah's and missed trees
SAv ages and KIngs
capaciTors and resisTors
we mEEt 1nce moar
here me raw
o hear ye hear me sed the mouse to the cheese maker
and blessed are the makers of from-age
frum this age unto that and then sum myrrh
hence sum are still sore
while udders soar
holy cow! he hex-claimed
mid-way through a feeled of bollocks
taking kare not to tread on the fresh cowed patsy mindfield that ley
b-side freshly shawn bull locks without key or chain
how brightly the lochs shorne this fyne day

but we cast our I'z southwards from north
to the multitudes
to those and them that many dEEmst 2b the mere'st sav ages of the ayges
where violence replaces violins in the soundtrack to their daily life
and is duly exported westerly
where the new boss is the same as the old boss
despite the sales pitch from the gold-chained rapper
'pon which Cecil John Rhodez into gold-rush town,
just a slave to the rhythm
Ownlee an oportunistic oppenheimer, a friend amongst anglow amerikans
looking for de beerz in the oct hoe ber german beer-fest hawlz
where many a stein was to be found ruminating upon the round taybillz of ye rothbauerz brew wary
and very near where N'er sun dare err(as our dear Japan kneez readers might say) lay in state, in quite a state
as he was early then late,
as was Kate
like a comet grazing, nay grace'ing the sun
appeared to be racing the sun
rather than raising the Son
to be aest the anti crisp
as smoke signal to the start of the see crit pow wow scryptulars

pfffft I say unto ye
(as I use a frayzed sonucular from unst others around the bore'dz of yor'dz and else'st of warez)
... .
PFFFFT in all CAPituals that cappitt you late
unto no-one til Know-One has all but won
& Crapityualls
save but for the utterings of the u-know-it-allz
and the severely lacking in real ballz
of which are sow men eye

Yorn ant ticks boare me sence less.

Which is less than ..well .. umm ..below sen si
si
Jawol
see?
no si-si's here

which makes less than nothing of umm ..the foul scents of meni pennies in a smooth-shorn treasure-stacked sack of sensory depilated delight
dang gilled upon the chinz of the greedy tre'sure whore-ding goldman-garglers of olde
about to get a terrible fright stead o taking f-lie-t

that's 2 n's in penknees for your thorts there beavis
but yeah the pen is might he err than the saw herd
never mind wot the butt lair sore

well n.e. whey w.t.pfffftttt tu yutu and so on .. so moat it bea
just doan moan it b
you genow m'what i is saying
ya low brow tour keys prey in
(c what I did thair goin all eff an emm on yer aszz)
hi fea deli Tea with a Kap it Tull T
an a nice cuppa tea per raps
as a side whoreder from the nu wereld men-you
the kampissed kamp in town

keeping all I'z off the homo ero tick chapz
lest I brake into ALL KAPSZ
AS IN
KAPSIZE
the lyze
and crooce if fi
the so crawled WhYZe
and tie die'Ze

but whatever floats yer bow't
jus don nayme it the Tie Tannik
or Loose it tania eX press
whatever that means to an end

And so it beg-ends

Big End? an alternative ending , b-side up

no big ars please
it beggars be leaf
like a fief(dumb) in the knight
a frite sight for soar-ing eye'z
sore loo zers to the bak of the kew pleaz

but yeah butt know bot y eh
I am still a round, as such
tho not round as such
such is as it is as it wontz to be

Back, yet from what
back to front or front to back
tayke noat skoll lars
the best postion for aT taKc
whence least X pecked ted
fromest the depthz of a krak
or a simp pill jak
a sim pill panaseayer
or a simple tak
wey off the beat ten trakk

but whatthephluck yer fresh outta luk
sez the duk key

the phatty lay dee waz re tyred men e yairs agrow
ray dee alls all round
even within the metatonic elect tron nick quewb
where flat erths abound (are bound? .. n tyred?)

Green witch mean whyle I have this digit all hear dryer in hand to warm up even the frostiest parsts of my a gnat tommy
lest I feel like taking a worble or two on the st age marked
won a beez this a way

Lets sea's wots I beez a been a winnin'
I re-mane rawrther fond of beaZe my self speaKing rather directionionally bi assed (not ass gey asit sounz tho I ass sure you)
from the self imp posed centre of self pro jack ted pointalitea
and omni-direction-all event-yu-all-it-tee
where I get to be quite beside myself
and see and be myself from all angels
pro track she oh nally speaKing (sounds a little oirish I hear you say doo lally oh mal e)

May be so
yet I wood dint be leave every ting you hear ore here
mon fr'ere

'n krakasses be wear
lest kracks a peer

One never takes an eye off the bawll even when it leaves the known borlpark
so if you wish to play b-all then at least bring sum real ballz to the table
before you leave hoam ole hoam me
before ye enter the billy yards
oal hom bray
of the bray ying don key peddliars
no dice and no ice in these here bars of sal loon de lyon
where you aint the mane man no moar or even be4
ker peach

Peachy, real, real, peach E
the plum spot
for plumbing the depths of darkness
marionette stylee
marry a net hmmmz bet that herrrtz
now thairz a tuna we kan all hummb

Deep See Phishing for all to see
for all those wishing to see
those just wishing to be
and those
that simply wish to be free

*digital crickets*

yeah I thorzt knot
Your skillZ in under standing are rather lacking in skill and
while neanderthalianally over emphasizing the kill part of skill
left without the ess in succesS
succour punch and judy
must succ so very much
with so very very little
pro gresS
HimpresS
or even
die gresS

which I doo a tad too often permaybehaps
but at least I might di-gress laughing
@T ya not wiff yer

..

ok now who really wants to dance
I gots my Tutu on
but I aint some fey shey desmond in the ruff
like sum o you fluff
I mean to strick lee cum dancin'
while I tap dance all over yah floored fawcett
of ded-hedz
and flawed and fellacious drippz

I do mean to plumb yer depthz, meshuggazZ
and get right or left to the route of the problem
which is directionally challenged in moist caye sez
and might knee'd crow barring
and X-stream measure
for max-i-mum reLIEf



But sow there It Iz
az if it wozint
as you sowz it sowz you shall rea pete it
or shall we repeal it
like a ley yer'd onion
no diced
it aint really up to you th' oh izit
eben though you wilt be hume moared for a bit an a whyle
til the cowes come hoam
and the hoamingin pig eons no longer roam
and the beer loses all of itz foam
oh noe'm ..mz

But Who Gnomes better than I
well most everyone else I guess , but yeah but no
we will haff to veyt and seize, like Cease her
see zing the daye
if John Cleece were
the JC of the day
instead of ol' oye vaye
and the saturn-alien way
oh my
vot moar kan i say


Jah wol mein fuhrrier (onlze fake fur haz been used in zeze kom muhr shells mein hon herr)

Mein got in hemmel zeeze voi sez in meinin head arez meant all.
and meant fer y'allz n'all

if not fer one .. or two little itty bitty things zey fer gott ..

Yeah Gott ........

Fer Gott.

Fer Gutt.

and not the phatt lot of good it has done all ya fat and greedy guttzz out there
rough-riding the freight train of anoninity right into the rock solid wallz of impunity
without the much needed armour-plated brake-pads of humility and integrity wrapped within a solid ball of sovereign superiority
not so itty bitty itbe
Indivisibilty divided by false numb burrs, beLIEfs and erred theo rems
intraveneously fed vye ah copious lashings of pious pi'd morananinity
rendering guarded invisibility
up to a point

yet all wayz seen

but now what ..
cat gut yer tongue mon
or fur got yer a ton son
too much mouth,
too little ballz
over allz
and careferallz
leaves yer in
moth ballz
KA peach

Just peach EE

(some say preachy .. but pluck 'em, duck 'em, then f... emm) seZIeye
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:rat-fool:
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I kan too mayke werds frum viddy yo's

they aint imbuggered and impregnated into the page so ya'll 'll just hafta maketh doo

John Osbourne sez this:
[link to www.youtube.com]

and now a word from Mr Waters On The Matter:
[link to www.youtube.com]


and now fresh from a tour of the reaper barn, the Kaizer kellers,
the covert caverns and other kreapy krawly korners of criminalien corruption und territorial pissings of conspiratorial con 10 shun,
we bring you ....

the peadles
Ah KA PellAh
[link to www.youtube.com]
Just


Be


Cause





*grasshoppers*


*beatles*


*crikk e.t.s*



*E.T. set era*
 Quoting: Doktor Gno 49944208


From a different Mr. Waters...


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I have been dealing with this for a long time and your right; they have nothing I admire. I will try to reason with them Only because it may be Gods will. I have nothing to lose and nothing to hide. I have stared death in the face many times. The reason why their techniques do not phase is because I guess God did bless me with a certain mental control and will power but also because of the things he has taught me in life. Especially the last few years. Just believing God can take something bad and turning it into something good.

I was in the Navy and have come toe to toe with some of these monsters. I have come home with their fowl stench in my apartment. The deliberatly left signs so I would know they have been there; only I have not allowed it to phase me. I did tell them to fuck off right to their faces. If I'm alive its only because of Gods will. The only thing I want to know is what should I do now?
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Me tell U now....?
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Me tel u now so u belive me...
15 may...
15 "may"...

...15 may be XV...

:trumps-xv::tcm-trumps-xv::gdt-trumps-xv::vt-trumps-xv:
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I don't mind being called the devil. Just have some sympathy.
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 Quoting: The Impaler


Syd Barrett drops some I Ching on Chapter 24 for anyone curious about that one.

The hexagram called "Return."


Ah, and another Mr. Waters... Roger Waters.
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Vincent and Kate were early then detained purposely by others which made them late. Still they opened the gates. So why hate?

Everything is wunderbar for the lady in yellow and her fine fellow the dark knight.

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Is water the weakest? or the strongest? most yielding? or most unstoppable?
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Water is the white stone, ice, renewed divine knowledge ( with a new name), Aquarian age. Alchemy , dual form flows and like stone. Masculine blending with arrival of feminine. Be like water, to survive in floods, shifting attitudes or stone dam to protect. Because were melting, regenerating.


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Blood is thicker.
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Blood is 92% water
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Thread: Upcoming blood moons announce major events to occur before April 15th 2014
FHL(C) nli
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Thank You Father, i release in YAHshua/Jesus name, upon all remote so called viewers, occultist astral travelers,satanists/luciferians/atheists/humanists and the wicked/evil/abominable the fullness of Isaiah ch 34 and Ecclesiastes ch 12, especially ch 12 v6-7, so that their silver cords and golden bowls no longer function in the spirit/astral/dream realm at conscious level anymore, and all unto deliverance and repentance, amen
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Blood is 92% water
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And that means it is thicker.

Still leaves an 8 percent chance of survival.
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Thank You Lord for Albert Arnold Gore, Jr, Hillary Clinton, Obama, and Abe, repentance, deliverance,, confession and salvation and the light of YHVH/God on all their deeds and activities, past and present, amen YAHshua/Jesus
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Thank You Lord for Your light and fire on the Carlyle Group, so all their members and workers and sympathizers, may repent, get deliverance, and also bring down, monsanto/cia/nsa/five eyes, so that many, many repent and are saved, and that all the players/operatives/controllers/deceivers/satanists/luciferian​s/occultists/masons are revealed and never cooperate again, Amen YAHshua/Jesus
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Father i pray the druglord/hollywierd/cia/nsa plan to destabilize north Korea, fails and the wicked spirits and satanist operatives engaged in this fail to bring about war between nth Korea and anyone, that rather, nth and sth Korea, reunify with China's assistance after the US withdraws its forces from Korea/s, amen YAHshua/Jesus
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It is all breaking down now...

the satellites fall from the skies

the waves grow ever larger

the cold, the cold, the cold...

the sun, the sun, the sun...

and this is not the end - not yet,

no, this is not the end yet

the end is the end complete

the end is the end complete

the end is the end and without the end


they will fall ever forward into darkness without hope and without light...
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betts way is to end this
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I pray this manifest for the wicked , evil, abominable, and most especially satanic/luciferian/masonic/jesuit/synagogue of satan, in their houses, their armies, their organizations regularly till the Lord returns Isa 37:35 Isa 37:36 Isa 37:37 Isa 37:38 Lord let Your Light expose the extreme complicity and wickedness, amen YAHshua/Jesus

Father reveal the wickedness that is trying to make Venezuela's central bank a reality, amen

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