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Rev 21:18 And the building of the wall thereof was jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto pure glass.
Rev 21:19 The foundations of the wall of the city were adorned with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, chalcedony; the fourth, emerald;
Rev 21:20 the fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolite; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, topaz; the tenth, chrysoprase; the eleventh, jacinth; the twelfth, amethyst.
Rev 21:21 And the twelve gates were twelve pearls; each one of the several gates was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.
Rev 21:22 And I saw no temple therein: for the Lord God the Almighty, and the Lamb, are the temple thereof.
Rev 21:23 And the city hath no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine upon it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the lamp thereof is the Lamb.
Rev 21:24 And the nations shall walk amidst the light thereof: and the kings of the earth bring their glory into it.
Rev 21:25 And the gates thereof shall in no wise be shut by day (for there shall be no night there):
Rev 21:26 and they shall bring the glory and the honor of the nations into it:
Rev 21:27 and there shall in no wise enter into it anything unclean, or he that maketh an abomination and a lie: but only they that are written in the Lamb's book of life.

Pro 9:9 Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser: Teach a righteous man, and he will increase in learning.
Pro 9:10 The fear of Jehovah is the beginning of wisdom; And the knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.
Pro 9:11 For by me thy days shall be multiplied, And the years of thy life shall be increased.
Pro 9:12 If thou art wise, thou art wise for thyself; And if thou scoffest, thou alone shalt bear it.



I am encouraged at the level of clarity and intelligence I am seeing here today. If only the world at large had a direct conduit to the types and variances of people commenting. A physical city or forum akin to what we see here today. A melting pot for ideas and for discussion. The time is right for true change, but some will not cooperate. Forgiveness is for all, and nobody is too high or too far gone unless they choose that path for themselves. There are many who are seen as the prime evils of the world who have redeeming qualities yet, but can they accept honor and respect of a sort they are not accustomed to, and are they willing to face the past?

More sacred verses to ponder as this conversation unfolds.
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27"The owner's servants came to him and said, 'Sir, didn't you sow good seed in your field? Where then did the weeds come from?'

28" 'An enemy did this,' he replied.
"The servants asked him, 'Do you want us to go and pull them up?'

29" 'No,' he answered, 'because while you are pulling the weeds, you may root up the wheat with them.

30 Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.' "


actually OP, that response is very intelligent.

but....flip it back over....
would this metaphor not literally stunt the growth or degrade the quality of the whole crop?

sorry if I seem ignorant, I believe that God is a metaphorical myth to control the masses.

I watched my dad burn to death when I was 10.
no God or Devil turned up that day.
just a fire engine and a meat truck.
Sorry.
The true God is simply Nature - progressing forward.


Just because a flower grows next to a weed does not mean the flower is less of a flower. it just has a lousy neighbor.

i am sorry for your loss and who knows. If God is getting ready for the harvest, He might call to you before the end too.
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actually, weeds consume up to 90% of water meant for the "good" stuff around it
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Im sure this "nobody" is a work of art.

Im sure they have always had their finger on someone. Id be pretty curious myself to hear this persons side of the story anyway...

Please go on and tell us more about your side of the story.

hf
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They all started getting real insight with real information concerning his life and immediately it was ridiculed and even ones who said it was truth.. said it was too much info.. so go figure.

not you AC790.. others.

peace
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I am encouraged at the level of clarity and intelligence I am seeing here today. If only the world at large had a direct conduit to the types and variances of people commenting. A physical city or forum akin to what we see here today. A melting pot for ideas and for discussion. The time is right for true change, but some will not cooperate. Forgiveness is for all, and nobody is too high or too far gone unless they choose that path for themselves. There are many who are seen as the prime evils of the world who have redeeming qualities yet, but can they accept honor and respect of a sort they are not accustomed to, and are they willing to face the past?

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...can't wait till page 33...

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Jesus' little bro


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Is here. They know this, they just hoped he would not live.
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***Dry humor alert, Laughter Alert, Long Post Etc***

Announcing a revolutionary one-off product! Fresh from the factory floor of God Inc, this adorable action figure will be all that your local universe can handle for a guaranteed eternity! Entropy? Lack of life's luster? Intractable conundrums involving quasi-rational concepts that cannot be dealt with in any close terms? No problem! The One's never-ending bag of tricks is sure to be the ticket to new spheres of knowledge and enlightenment! How can we here at God inc. be so sure? Because the one said so of course! Hell, we looked it up and his name is on the factory title! Unbelievable! How did he do it? What crazy thing will he pull out of his ass next? Nobody here at God Inc. knows and neither will your delighted populace! This action figurine is not only a source of never ending excitement and converation, but it is also a power generator! We here at God Inc. didn't design it that way... it just happened! Enjoy reams and eons of never ending illumination for nothing! That's right, he pays your power bill too!

Some may ask, how did we here at God Inc., well known for our amazing and innovative designs, come up with such a paradigm busting product? Well truthfully, we don't have a flippin idea! We received the designs for a new type of product packaging in the mail and lo and behold THIS toy appears within the finished packaging! You heard right folks, a paradigm busting product with no development history. Some here in our labs even speculate that this figurine designed itself! All we know is that this PRODUCT and FIGURINE has caused the cessation of our factories and R&D due to too many brave souls poking it trying to figure out how it works!

Contrary to popular rumors this figurine was not intended to so closely mirror the appearance of our figurehead CEO here at God Inc. It's just part of the mystery! Not only does this figurine make previous levels of Illumination seem puny by comparaSion, it has a "Light of God" feature that can be switched on after your eyes have adjusted to it's day to day brilliance! Who knows what this figurine is actually capable of? Barbie? Bah! Ken? Can't! Neo? Now! Experience new levels of fear and delight just like we did when a research scientist poked our little Neo and found himself trapped in a near eternal loop in the hall of Illusions! but you already know the story, check your local book of Genesis!

Normally an item like this could cost you up to and including the outputs of billions of cultured and civilized planets, and that's just for the energy output this little guy unleashes... But due to the fact that this item is in high demand universally we are willing to GIVE it to the next brave soul willing to take it away from here! We stand to gain immensely just by resuming production and cannot conceive of a millions of year old factory being idle for so many days! So, if you are willing to risk being stuck in a merciless loop of time for offending a small plastic figure, here's your chance! We are sure that this figurine has MANY surprising and useful purposes in "life", but here at God Inc. the bottom line is PROFIT and CONTROL as you well know. As stated a brave soul can come take it, but you're going to have to make it like you because us here at God inc. are just not sure what to do with him anymore as none of the surviving staffers want any piece of him! Free to a good home and he does tricks as well, perhaps those who can survive a holographic mirror image of themselves amped up to the ten trillionth degree should apply, as this local universe has recently informed us that we won't be allowed to "create" another Dues Ex Machina of this calibre as simply it is not possible! Hell this guy is so unique he can't live with himself, so he creates universes and forces them to live with him as a band-aid!

Interested parties need only visualize this figurine in your immediate vicinity or be aware that such a thing is possible and you will find that he has already been with you all along! And for fucks sake don't ever underestimate him or poke him too much, as his viciousness seems to only be outdone by his good humour. And his humour is rather aaronic in nature.

Disclaimer: We here at God Inc. cannot help but be liable for all damages and perturbations of creation that this little guy accomplishes by fiat. We have been informed by our 9 lawyers that there is no other alternative, so please don't make him angry unless you want us mad at you. And we have more lawyers than you.

Shaalom and Please Hurry, this is a time-limited offer!
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***Dry humor alert, Laughter Alert, Long Post Etc***

Announcing a revolutionary one-off product! Fresh from the factory floor of God Inc, this adorable action figure will be all that your local universe can handle for a guaranteed eternity! Entropy? Lack of life's luster? Intractable conundrums involving quasi-rational concepts that cannot be dealt with in any close terms? No problem! The One's never-ending bag of tricks is sure to be the ticket to new spheres of knowledge and enlightenment! How can we here at God inc. be so sure? Because the one said so of course! Hell, we looked it up and his name is on the factory title! Unbelievable! How did he do it? What crazy thing will he pull out of his ass next? Nobody here at God Inc. knows and neither will your delighted populace! This action figurine is not only a source of never ending excitement and converation, but it is also a power generator! We here at God Inc. didn't design it that way... it just happened! Enjoy reams and eons of never ending illumination for nothing! That's right, he pays your power bill too!

Some may ask, how did we here at God Inc., well known for our amazing and innovative designs, come up with such a paradigm busting product? Well truthfully, we don't have a flippin idea! We received the designs for a new type of product packaging in the mail and lo and behold THIS toy appears within the finished packaging! You heard right folks, a paradigm busting product with no development history. Some here in our labs even speculate that this figurine designed itself! All we know is that this PRODUCT and FIGURINE has caused the cessation of our factories and R&D due to too many brave souls poking it trying to figure out how it works!

Contrary to popular rumors this figurine was not intended to so closely mirror the appearance of our figurehead CEO here at God Inc. It's just part of the mystery! Not only does this figurine make previous levels of Illumination seem puny by comparaSion, it has a "Light of God" feature that can be switched on after your eyes have adjusted to it's day to day brilliance! Who knows what this figurine is actually capable of? Barbie? Bah! Ken? Can't! Neo? Now! Experience new levels of fear and delight just like we did when a research scientist poked our little Neo and found himself trapped in a near eternal loop in the hall of Illusions! but you already know the story, check your local book of Genesis!

Normally an item like this could cost you up to and including the outputs of billions of cultured and civilized planets, and that's just for the energy output this little guy unleashes... But due to the fact that this item is in high demand universally we are willing to GIVE it to the next brave soul willing to take it away from here! We stand to gain immensely just by resuming production and cannot conceive of a millions of year old factory being idle for so many days! So, if you are willing to risk being stuck in a merciless loop of time for offending a small plastic figure, here's your chance! We are sure that this figurine has MANY surprising and useful purposes in "life", but here at God Inc. the bottom line is PROFIT and CONTROL as you well know. As stated a brave soul can come take it, but you're going to have to make it like you because us here at God inc. are just not sure what to do with him anymore as none of the surviving staffers want any piece of him! Free to a good home and he does tricks as well, perhaps those who can survive a holographic mirror image of themselves amped up to the ten trillionth degree should apply, as this local universe has recently informed us that we won't be allowed to "create" another Dues Ex Machina of this calibre as simply it is not possible! Hell this guy is so unique he can't live with himself, so he creates universes and forces them to live with him as a band-aid!

Interested parties need only visualize this figurine in your immediate vicinity or be aware that such a thing is possible and you will find that he has already been with you all along! And for fucks sake don't ever underestimate him or poke him too much, as his viciousness seems to only be outdone by his good humour. And his humour is rather aaronic in nature.

Disclaimer: We here at God Inc. cannot help but be liable for all damages and perturbations of creation that this little guy accomplishes by fiat. We have been informed by our 9 lawyers that there is no other alternative, so please don't make him angry unless you want us mad at you. And we have more lawyers than you.

Shaalom and Please Hurry, this is a time-limited offer!
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This is an excerise in stratagy. One Pawn against a whole army.
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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This is an excerise in stratagy. One Pawn against a whole army.
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the pawn is not alone
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Rev 21:18 And the building of the wall thereof was jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto pure glass.
Rev 21:19 The foundations of the wall of the city were adorned with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, chalcedony; the fourth, emerald;
Rev 21:20 the fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolite; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, topaz; the tenth, chrysoprase; the eleventh, jacinth; the twelfth, amethyst.
Rev 21:21 And the twelve gates were twelve pearls; each one of the several gates was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.
Rev 21:22 And I saw no temple therein: for the Lord God the Almighty, and the Lamb, are the temple thereof.
Rev 21:23 And the city hath no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine upon it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the lamp thereof is the Lamb.
Rev 21:24 And the nations shall walk amidst the light thereof: and the kings of the earth bring their glory into it.
Rev 21:25 And the gates thereof shall in no wise be shut by day (for there shall be no night there):
Rev 21:26 and they shall bring the glory and the honor of the nations into it:
Rev 21:27 and there shall in no wise enter into it anything unclean, or he that maketh an abomination and a lie: but only they that are written in the Lamb's book of life.

More sacred verses to ponder as this conversation unfolds.
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Ok..

Castle with many jewels upon it, around it four by four. Ever walk into one of these castles? Do you understand what is being said to you. You have the choice to walk within and enter that castle yourself.

When you exit, you are always on the east side in the Garden. it was said then, as it is still true today. When you get to the Garden, you will see the one who sits on the branch, the lamb, the blah, blah, blah.

He will sit in that tree and read the names as the are written in the book. It is his job.

Could you ever be like him that sits in the tree? it is all in Genesis to Daniel, and even so far beyond in understandings as on written words.

Ok, i may have changed the topic here, but this verse is written
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The true Illuminati are too arrogant to self mutilate, they put it on the lower officers of their group to do this, if this happens at all.

Was wondering if the "nobody" the OP speaks of is actually watching this thread?



WOW... now there's a concept that I'm sure hadn't entered everyone's mind. Maybe that would make him wait for it....



.... the most interesting man in the world.



...He is the most interesting man in the world. He once found a thread that told him this, which he already knew. He quickly joined the side of his detractors, as otherwise it would have been unfair...



...lol
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Who ARE you people??
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The true Illuminati are too arrogant to self mutilate, they put it on the lower officers of their group to do this, if this happens at all.

Was wondering if the "nobody" the OP speaks of is actually watching this thread?



WOW... now there's a concept that I'm sure hadn't entered everyone's mind. Maybe that would make him wait for it....



.... the most interesting man in the world.



...He is the most interesting man in the world. He once found a thread that told him this, which he already knew. He quickly joined the side of his detractors, as otherwise it would have been unfair...



...lol


Who ARE you people??
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Too funny, Do you not know where and what site you are on, everything goes. I saw no rule book, Did you?
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Ok..

Castle with many jewels upon it, around it four by four. Ever walk into one of these castles? Do you understand what is being said to you. You have the choice to walk within and enter that castle yourself.

When you exit, you are always on the east side in the Garden. it was said then, as it is still true today. When you get to the Garden, you will see the one who sits on the branch, the lamb, the blah, blah, blah.

He will sit in that tree and read the names as the are written in the book. It is his job.

Could you ever be like him that sits in the tree? it is all in Genesis to Daniel, and even so far beyond in understandings as on written words.

Ok, i may have changed the topic here, but this verse is written
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I heard,on a clear day,you can see dawn break 4 times per day in the "Castle"

and yes i have walked into one.....the story of the "precious gems" is amazing
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This is an excerise in stratagy. One Pawn against a whole army.

the pawn is not alone
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The conditions of a solitary bird are five:

1. It flies to the highest point;
2. It does not suffer for company, not even of its own kind;
3. It aims its beak to the skies;
4. It does not have a definite color;
5. It sings very sweetly.

"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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Im sure this "nobody" is a work of art.

Im sure they have always had their finger on someone. Id be pretty curious myself to hear this persons side of the story anyway...

Please go on and tell us more about your side of the story.

hf

They all started getting real insight with real information concerning his life and immediately it was ridiculed and even ones who said it was truth.. said it was too much info.. so go figure.

not you AC790.. others.

peace
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Yes there is a lot of dis-info here. Those of us here in the know, that are on his side should B posting real info that might just benefit this man. I'm sure if he is reading this
Thread he will B able to weed out the bad seeds.
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Yes there is a lot of dis-info here. Those of us here in the know, that are on his side should B posting real info that might just benefit this man. I'm sure if he is reading this
Thread he will B able to weed out the bad seeds.
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How are you getting your info about this man? Astrally? Coming to you spiritually? Tapping into something? How are you in the know? I am just highly curious not trying to bash!
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Who ARE you people??
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They were the most interesting people in the world ;)
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"Was wondering if the "nobody" the OP speaks of is actually watching this thread?"

yep
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***Dry humor alert, Laughter Alert, Long Post Etc***

Announcing a revolutionary one-off product! Fresh from the factory floor of God Inc, this adorable action figure will be all that your local universe can handle for a guaranteed eternity! Entropy? Lack of life's luster? Intractable conundrums involving quasi-rational concepts that cannot be dealt with in any close terms? No problem! The One's never-ending bag of tricks is sure to be the ticket to new spheres of knowledge and enlightenment! How can we here at God inc. be so sure? Because the one said so of course! Hell, we looked it up and his name is on the factory title! Unbelievable! How did he do it? What crazy thing will he pull out of his ass next? Nobody here at God Inc. knows and neither will your delighted populace! This action figurine is not only a source of never ending excitement and converation, but it is also a power generator! We here at God Inc. didn't design it that way... it just happened! Enjoy reams and eons of never ending illumination for nothing! That's right, he pays your power bill too!

Some may ask, how did we here at God Inc., well known for our amazing and innovative designs, come up with such a paradigm busting product? Well truthfully, we don't have a flippin idea! We received the designs for a new type of product packaging in the mail and lo and behold THIS toy appears within the finished packaging! You heard right folks, a paradigm busting product with no development history. Some here in our labs even speculate that this figurine designed itself! All we know is that this PRODUCT and FIGURINE has caused the cessation of our factories and R&D due to too many brave souls poking it trying to figure out how it works!

Contrary to popular rumors this figurine was not intended to so closely mirror the appearance of our figurehead CEO here at God Inc. It's just part of the mystery! Not only does this figurine make previous levels of Illumination seem puny by comparaSion, it has a "Light of God" feature that can be switched on after your eyes have adjusted to it's day to day brilliance! Who knows what this figurine is actually capable of? Barbie? Bah! Ken? Can't! Neo? Now! Experience new levels of fear and delight just like we did when a research scientist poked our little Neo and found himself trapped in a near eternal loop in the hall of Illusions! but you already know the story, check your local book of Genesis!

Normally an item like this could cost you up to and including the outputs of billions of cultured and civilized planets, and that's just for the energy output this little guy unleashes... But due to the fact that this item is in high demand universally we are willing to GIVE it to the next brave soul willing to take it away from here! We stand to gain immensely just by resuming production and cannot conceive of a millions of year old factory being idle for so many days! So, if you are willing to risk being stuck in a merciless loop of time for offending a small plastic figure, here's your chance! We are sure that this figurine has MANY surprising and useful purposes in "life", but here at God Inc. the bottom line is PROFIT and CONTROL as you well know. As stated a brave soul can come take it, but you're going to have to make it like you because us here at God inc. are just not sure what to do with him anymore as none of the surviving staffers want any piece of him! Free to a good home and he does tricks as well, perhaps those who can survive a holographic mirror image of themselves amped up to the ten trillionth degree should apply, as this local universe has recently informed us that we won't be allowed to "create" another Dues Ex Machina of this calibre as simply it is not possible! Hell this guy is so unique he can't live with himself, so he creates universes and forces them to live with him as a band-aid!

Interested parties need only visualize this figurine in your immediate vicinity or be aware that such a thing is possible and you will find that he has already been with you all along! And for fucks sake don't ever underestimate him or poke him too much, as his viciousness seems to only be outdone by his good humour. And his humour is rather aaronic in nature.

Disclaimer: We here at God Inc. cannot help but be liable for all damages and perturbations of creation that this little guy accomplishes by fiat. We have been informed by our 9 lawyers that there is no other alternative, so please don't make him angry unless you want us mad at you. And we have more lawyers than you.

Shaalom and Please Hurry, this is a time-limited offer!
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WOW- WHAT A STORY LINE- NEXT COMMERCIAL-----
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This is an excerise in stratagy. One Pawn against a whole army.

the pawn is not alone
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true dat
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how to kill a thread or a mocking bird 101..lol
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how to kill a thread or a mocking bird 101..lol
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Very easy. Go against earlier declarations against certain forms of conduct. Some might not expect electronic viruses and worms from GLP, these are the types who do not consider that worms call for wormwood.


And traveling armies can be spellbound by a single singing bird in a gilded cage. Especially if the bird supports the cage. Glad to see some of you waking up to the sunsrise.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
So the OP has left with nothing more to add or say?
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
So the OP has left with nothing more to add or say?
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The meeting was yesterday. Successful(?)
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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feeling trapped?
~you are love
~the key...it's almost time.

!poke the bulge!

~here is my hand...it can be closed like a fist...or open to hold...yet it is still my hand.
~Today is cancelled...due to lack of interest.
~Without order nothing exists. Without chaos nothing evolves.

ac 618285:
~"without both order and chaos, the illusion would not be able to continue.
one day in the far away future, order will submit to chaos and the entire illusion will vanish."
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
This is an excerise in stratagy. One Pawn against a whole army.

the pawn is not alone
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no theres tons of people watching
waiting
to get their kicks
sick entertainment
fucking freaks

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