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Religtards are never changing. They love to carry their religion as a shield, knowing everything at the tip of their lips and never engaging anything of it in their hearts, loving to point the finger at an undefined worse evil (of course it will always remain undefined not to engage people in inconvenient discussions) at others just not to show how sick their own mind is.
After all is done, they eventually call upon our acceptance as what to be said to be the most normal thing of the world and give them a pat on their back of sanctity.

Compared to this, the devil is an angel.

A fallen one, indeed.

Since I do not intend to put people into boxes you can think whatever you want. Some have a huge superiority complex to call people following other paths "fallen".
It's the same people calling a telepathic contact "occult spiritism". I glad I have now cleared my mind for the need of denomination, I will just follow what intuitively is the best for me and pleaaaaaaase do not pray for me it is annoying.

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Announcing a revolutionary one-off product! Fresh from the factory floor of God Inc, this adorable action figure will be all that your local universe can handle for a guaranteed eternity! Entropy? Lack of life's luster? Intractable conundrums involving quasi-rational concepts that cannot be dealt with in any close terms? No problem! The One's never-ending bag of tricks is sure to be the ticket to new spheres of knowledge and enlightenment! How can we here at God inc. be so sure? Because the one said so of course! Hell, we looked it up and his name is on the factory title! Unbelievable! How did he do it? What crazy thing will he pull out of his ass next? Nobody here at God Inc. knows and neither will your delighted populace! This action figurine is not only a source of never ending excitement and converation, but it is also a power generator! We here at God Inc. didn't design it that way... it just happened! Enjoy reams and eons of never ending illumination for nothing! That's right, he pays your power bill too!

Some may ask, how did we here at God Inc., well known for our amazing and innovative designs, come up with such a paradigm busting product? Well truthfully, we don't have a flippin idea! We received the designs for a new type of product packaging in the mail and lo and behold THIS toy appears within the finished packaging! You heard right folks, a paradigm busting product with no development history. Some here in our labs even speculate that this figurine designed itself! All we know is that this PRODUCT and FIGURINE has caused the cessation of our factories and R&D due to too many brave souls poking it trying to figure out how it works!

Contrary to popular rumors this figurine was not intended to so closely mirror the appearance of our figurehead CEO here at God Inc. It's just part of the mystery! Not only does this figurine make previous levels of Illumination seem puny by comparaSion, it has a "Light of God" feature that can be switched on after your eyes have adjusted to it's day to day brilliance! Who knows what this figurine is actually capable of? Barbie? Bah! Ken? Can't! Neo? Now! Experience new levels of fear and delight just like we did when a research scientist poked our little Neo and found himself trapped in a near eternal loop in the hall of Illusions! but you already know the story, check your local book of Genesis!

Normally an item like this could cost you up to and including the outputs of billions of cultured and civilized planets, and that's just for the energy output this little guy unleashes... But due to the fact that this item is in high demand universally we are willing to GIVE it to the next brave soul willing to take it away from here! We stand to gain immensely just by resuming production and cannot conceive of a millions of year old factory being idle for so many days! So, if you are willing to risk being stuck in a merciless loop of time for offending a small plastic figure, here's your chance! We are sure that this figurine has MANY surprising and useful purposes in "life", but here at God Inc. the bottom line is PROFIT and CONTROL as you well know. As stated a brave soul can come take it, but you're going to have to make it like you because us here at God inc. are just not sure what to do with him anymore as none of the surviving staffers want any piece of him! Free to a good home and he does tricks as well, perhaps those who can survive a holographic mirror image of themselves amped up to the ten trillionth degree should apply, as this local universe has recently informed us that we won't be allowed to "create" another Dues Ex Machina of this calibre as simply it is not possible! Hell this guy is so unique he can't live with himself, so he creates universes and forces them to live with him as a band-aid!

Interested parties need only visualize this figurine in your immediate vicinity or be aware that such a thing is possible and you will find that he has already been with you all along! And for fucks sake don't ever underestimate him or poke him too much, as his viciousness seems to only be outdone by his good humour. And his humour is rather aaronic in nature.

Disclaimer: We here at God Inc. cannot help but be liable for all damages and perturbations of creation that this little guy accomplishes by fiat. We have been informed by our 9 lawyers that there is no other alternative, so please don't make him angry unless you want us mad at you. And we have more lawyers than you.

Shaalom and Please Hurry, this is a time-limited offer!

Last part, there is your answer , straight away, unclean spirits make life in the vessel they are possessing or oppressing very uncomfortable. So Thank You Lord YASshua/Jesus for this ones salvation, deliverance and healing in full personal relationship with You, Savior, Lord , God and Husband/heavenly bridegroom, amen Father

Now some religious education.

You will find your "Jerusalem" (which is Tefnut, the Yew, Dinah and NOT Selene, Sophia, Eve, Innana or whatever you like to call her now in your religious heresy) as the one who turned her back on her husband, forgat him and went pagan (this is why you had unicorns mixing with occult in your cartoon many pages ago).

Now she had been removed from history (thus sent into the wilderness) until she would turn back home, forget her liking for paganism and occultism, remember her own roots (since celts are denying having ever been Jew) and the day she would accept having ever been a Jew is the day she would remember that YHVH was not the LORD (or master) but her husband.

Now you great Innana worshipper of Babylon, get help from Astraea and find the entity which emblems got destroyed and go and seek who rejected her in fury and whom she turned her back from to find other lover.

Do not say it on this forum, remember that any worship of the Yew was put under death threats and if your "Templars" were burned alive as heretics there was a reason (for your are allowed to worship Baphomet but not the Jew - wonder why).

Now once you have done your homework and see who channelled your bible come back to the pagans worshipping the christmas tree and call them demons.

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God Almighty OP....seriously? Is this the best you could come up with? Like God needs to negotiate with anyone. HE'S GOD. The illuminati are nothing but a bunch of whore sellout punks who made deals with the darkside to gain and keep their power. God doesn't need to bargain with human shit like that.

The offer is to leave or if they continue stay here we will see the truth (movies recorded) of them planning 9/11, financial collapses, wars, assassinations,... Their future would be death if they stay.

But there is a problem. Heaven have assured if they leave they will die (probably in space their troops kill them.

I just don't think they leave. In my multiverse they will die, I can't think of other future for them, when we see the movies. And we will see that movies, it is just an access to Akashic and see whatever person was viewing, they (our brothers) have that technology and said it will be that way.