Hello a Gain Brothers and Sisters
so many missed yah's and missed trees
SAv ages and KIngs
capaciTors and resisTors
we mEEt 1nce moar
here me raw
o hear ye hear me sed the mouse to the cheese maker
and blessed are the makers of from-age
frum this age unto that and then sum myrrh
hence sum are still sore
while udders soar
holy cow! he hex-claimed
mid-way through a feeled of bollocks
taking kare not to tread on the fresh cowed patsy mindfield that ley
b-side freshly shawn bull locks without key or chain
how brightly the lochs shorne this fyne day

but we cast our I'z southwards from north
to the multitudes
to those and them that many dEEmst 2b the mere'st sav ages of the ayges
where violence replaces violins in the soundtrack to their daily life
and is duly exported westerly
where the new boss is the same as the old boss
despite the sales pitch from the gold-chained rapper
'pon which Cecil John Rhodez into gold-rush town,
just a slave to the rhythm
Ownlee an oportunistic oppenheimer, a friend amongst anglow amerikans
looking for de beerz in the oct hoe ber german beer-fest hawlz
where many a stein was to be found ruminating upon the round taybillz of ye rothbauerz brew wary
and very near where N'er sun dare err(as our dear Japan kneez readers might say) lay in state, in quite a state
as he was early then late,
as was Kate
like a comet grazing, nay grace'ing the sun
appeared to be racing the sun
rather than raising the Son
to be aest the anti crisp
as smoke signal to the start of the see crit pow wow scryptulars

pfffft I say unto ye
(as I use a frayzed sonucular from unst others around the bore'dz of yor'dz and else'st of warez)
... .
PFFFFT in all CAPituals that cappitt you late
unto no-one til Know-One has all but won
& Crapityualls
save but for the utterings of the u-know-it-allz
and the severely lacking in real ballz
of which are sow men eye

Yorn ant ticks boare me sence less.

Which is less than ..well .. umm ..below sen si
si
Jawol
see?
no si-si's here

which makes less than nothing of umm ..the foul scents of meni pennies in a smooth-shorn treasure-stacked sack of sensory depilated delight
dang gilled upon the chinz of the greedy tre'sure whore-ding goldman-garglers of olde
about to get a terrible fright stead o taking f-lie-t

that's 2 n's in penknees for your thorts there beavis
but yeah the pen is might he err than the saw herd
never mind wot the butt lair sore

well n.e. whey w.t.pfffftttt tu yutu and so on .. so moat it bea
just doan moan it b
you genow m'what i is saying
ya low brow tour keys prey in
(c what I did thair goin all eff an emm on yer aszz)
hi fea deli Tea with a Kap it Tull T
an a nice cuppa tea per raps
as a side whoreder from the nu wereld men-you
the kampissed kamp in town

keeping all I'z off the homo ero tick chapz
lest I brake into ALL KAPSZ
AS IN
KAPSIZE
the lyze
and crooce if fi
the so crawled WhYZe
and tie die'Ze

but whatever floats yer bow't
jus don nayme it the Tie Tannik
or Loose it tania eX press
whatever that means to an end

And so it beg-ends

Big End? an alternative ending , b-side up

no big ars please
it beggars be leaf
like a fief(dumb) in the knight
a frite sight for soar-ing eye'z
sore loo zers to the bak of the kew pleaz

but yeah butt know bot y eh
I am still a round, as such
tho not round as such
such is as it is as it wontz to be

Back, yet from what
back to front or front to back
tayke noat skoll lars
the best postion for aT taKc
whence least X pecked ted
fromest the depthz of a krak
or a simp pill jak
a sim pill panaseayer
or a simple tak
wey off the beat ten trakk

but whatthephluck yer fresh outta luk
sez the duk key

the phatty lay dee waz re tyred men e yairs agrow
ray dee alls all round
even within the metatonic elect tron nick quewb
where flat erths abound (are bound? .. n tyred?)

Green witch mean whyle I have this digit all hear dryer in hand to warm up even the frostiest parsts of my a gnat tommy
lest I feel like taking a worble or two on the st age marked
won a beez this a way

Lets sea's wots I beez a been a winnin'
I re-mane rawrther fond of beaZe my self speaKing rather directionionally bi assed (not ass gey asit sounz tho I ass sure you)
from the self imp posed centre of self pro jack ted pointalitea
and omni-direction-all event-yu-all-it-tee
where I get to be quite beside myself
and see and be myself from all angels
pro track she oh nally speaKing (sounds a little oirish I hear you say doo lally oh mal e)

May be so
yet I wood dint be leave every ting you hear ore here
mon fr'ere

'n krakasses be wear
lest kracks a peer

One never takes an eye off the bawll even when it leaves the known borlpark
so if you wish to play b-all then at least bring sum real ballz to the table
before you leave hoam ole hoam me
before ye enter the billy yards
oal hom bray
of the bray ying don key peddliars
no dice and no ice in these here bars of sal loon de lyon
where you aint the mane man no moar or even be4
ker peach

Peachy, real, real, peach E
the plum spot
for plumbing the depths of darkness
marionette stylee
marry a net hmmmz bet that herrrtz
now thairz a tuna we kan all hummb

Deep See Phishing for all to see
for all those wishing to see
those just wishing to be
and those
that simply wish to be free

*digital crickets*

yeah I thorzt knot
Your skillZ in under standing are rather lacking in skill and
while neanderthalianally over emphasizing the kill part of skill
left without the ess in succesS
succour punch and judy
must succ so very much
with so very very little
pro gresS
HimpresS
or even
die gresS

which I doo a tad too often permaybehaps
but at least I might di-gress laughing
@T ya not wiff yer

..

ok now who really wants to dance
I gots my Tutu on
but I aint some fey shey desmond in the ruff
like sum o you fluff
I mean to strick lee cum dancin'
while I tap dance all over yah floored fawcett
of ded-hedz
and flawed and fellacious drippz

I do mean to plumb yer depthz, meshuggazZ
and get right or left to the route of the problem
which is directionally challenged in moist caye sez
and might knee'd crow barring
and X-stream measure
for max-i-mum reLIEf



But sow there It Iz
az if it wozint
as you sowz it sowz you shall rea pete it
or shall we repeal it
like a ley yer'd onion
no diced
it aint really up to you th' oh izit
eben though you wilt be hume moared for a bit an a whyle
til the cowes come hoam
and the hoamingin pig eons no longer roam
and the beer loses all of itz foam
oh noe'm ..mz

But Who Gnomes better than I
well most everyone else I guess , but yeah but no
we will haff to veyt and seize, like Cease her
see zing the daye
if John Cleece were
the JC of the day
instead of ol' oye vaye
and the saturn-alien way
oh my
vot moar kan i say


Jah wol mein fuhrrier (onlze fake fur haz been used in zeze kom muhr shells mein hon herr)

Mein got in hemmel zeeze voi sez in meinin head arez meant all.
and meant fer y'allz n'all

if not fer one .. or two little itty bitty things zey fer gott ..

Yeah Gott ........

Fer Gott.

Fer Gutt.

and not the phatt lot of good it has done all ya fat and greedy guttzz out there
rough-riding the freight train of anoninity right into the rock solid wallz of impunity
without the much needed armour-plated brake-pads of humility and integrity wrapped within a solid ball of sovereign superiority
not so itty bitty itbe
Indivisibilty divided by false numb burrs, beLIEfs and erred theo rems
intraveneously fed vye ah copious lashings of pious pi'd morananinity
rendering guarded invisibility
up to a point

yet all wayz seen

but now what ..
cat gut yer tongue mon
or fur got yer a ton son
too much mouth,
too little ballz
over allz
and careferallz
leaves yer in
moth ballz
KA peach

Just peach EE

(some say preachy .. but pluck 'em, duck 'em, then f... emm) seZIeye