Man, There Are Some Stupid People on Ebay

I once saw a used condom on the side of the road.
That thing more likely had more trapped souls in it than anything on Ebay.

Just for grins, I sometimes cruise ebay and look at the listing under the Everything Else/Weird Stuff/ Totally Bizarre heading. Or do a search on 'haunted' whatever.

There is page after page os supposedly haunted stuff (mainly jewelry trinkets of obviously little value) being hawked as either haunted or hexed. Do people really buy that stuff?

Sheesh. Some of the listings are funny, I'll grant them that. But does anyone seriously believe they can buy a piece of costume jewelry that holds a trapped spirit, or a haunted book?

Just for grins, I sometimes cruise ebay and look at the listing under the Everything Else/Weird Stuff/ Totally Bizarre heading. Or do a search on 'haunted' whatever.

There is page after page os supposedly haunted stuff (mainly jewelry trinkets of obviously little value) being hawked as either haunted or hexed. Do people really buy that stuff?

Sheesh. Some of the listings are funny, I'll grant them that. But does anyone seriously believe they can buy a piece of costume jewelry that holds a trapped spirit, or a haunted book?


OK, what did u buy and why are u disappointed with it?

Did you go for the haunted jock strap or the hexed butt plug?

I once saw a used condom on the side of the road.
That thing more likely had more trapped souls in it than anything on Ebay.

I once saw a used condom on the side of the road.
That thing more likely had more trapped souls in it than anything on Ebay.

What road?

I once saw a used condom on the side of the road.
That thing more likely had more trapped souls in it than anything on Ebay.

What road?


The one right outside your house!

Wouldn't it suck, though, to die and become a freaking ghost and then have your ass sold on ebay?

well, hopefully it didnt still have the penis inside it.

CALLING MS BOBBIT !

Are used condoms filled with millions of sperm-ghosts?????

AIIIIEEEEEEEE!

I thought neutrinos were the spirits of people who died before accepting the New Jerusalem as described by our very own Russ.

Or are those souls tachyons?

Physiks iz HARD.

Are used condoms filled with millions of sperm-ghosts?????

AIIIIEEEEEEEE!

That would explain Neutrinos!

Oh my god. I just a freaking brilliant idea.

I will sign up for ebay and sell Schroedinger's Cat!

You know, the one made famous in the early days of quantum physics, when Schroedinger postulated that if a cat was sealed inside a box with a device that might or might not release a poison gas at any given instant, then the universe branched off in two directions -- one held a live cat, and one held a dead cat. Since the only way to know the state of the cat is to open the box, the act of observing the cat determines which universe you inhabit.

Wonder if someone could sell and empty box, lol?

Oh my god. I just a freaking brilliant idea.

I will sign up for ebay and sell Schroedinger's Cat!

You know, the one made famous in the early days of quantum physics, when Schroedinger postulated that if a cat was sealed inside a box with a device that might or might not release a poison gas at any given instant, then the universe branched off in two directions -- one held a live cat, and one held a dead cat. Since the only way to know the state of the cat is to open the box, the act of observing the cat determines which universe you inhabit.

Wonder if someone could sell and empty box, lol?

I know that theory - and don't believe it.

Just because you don't know the answer doesn't mean both exist.
Both are possible - yet both don't exist.

Oh my god. I just a freaking brilliant idea.

I will sign up for ebay and sell Schroedinger's Cat!

You know, the one made famous in the early days of quantum physics, when Schroedinger postulated that if a cat was sealed inside a box with a device that might or might not release a poison gas at any given instant, then the universe branched off in two directions -- one held a live cat, and one held a dead cat. Since the only way to know the state of the cat is to open the box, the act of observing the cat determines which universe you inhabit.

Wonder if someone could sell and empty box, lol?

Oh my god. I just a freaking brilliant idea.

I will sign up for ebay and sell Schroedinger's Cat!

You know, the one made famous in the early days of quantum physics, when Schroedinger postulated that if a cat was sealed inside a box with a device that might or might not release a poison gas at any given instant, then the universe branched off in two directions -- one held a live cat, and one held a dead cat. Since the only way to know the state of the cat is to open the box, the act of observing the cat determines which universe you inhabit.

Wonder if someone could sell and empty box, lol?

I know that theory - and don't believe it.

Just because you don't know the answer doesn't mean both exist.
Both are possible - yet both don't exist.


But would you bid 99 cents just to find out?

Oh my god. I just a freaking brilliant idea.

I will sign up for ebay and sell Schroedinger's Cat!

You know, the one made famous in the early days of quantum physics, when Schroedinger postulated that if a cat was sealed inside a box with a device that might or might not release a poison gas at any given instant, then the universe branched off in two directions -- one held a live cat, and one held a dead cat. Since the only way to know the state of the cat is to open the box, the act of observing the cat determines which universe you inhabit.

Wonder if someone could sell and empty box, lol?

I know that theory - and don't believe it.

Just because you don't know the answer doesn't mean both exist.
Both are possible - yet both don't exist.


But would you bid 99 cents just to find out?

If it really was 99 cents.
It would be 99 cents + $40 shipping.

And no, I wouldn't waste money to buy a box to make my theories legit or not.

I believe they're legit because it makes sense.

Sure, more than one reality may exist - but you're only in one of them!

LOL I was just kidding about selling the box.

But a lot of people aren't kidding. Looks like ebay would disallow such things, but I guess they get a cut too so they let it go.

Wouldn't it suck, though, to die and become a freaking ghost and then have your ass sold on ebay?

always good stuff if you know where to look