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I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.

 
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I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
You guys with all of your infertility and low sperm counts are getting SCREWED. And loving it...

I worked for a major sperm bank and quit because I couldn't take it anymore. I'm here to set things straight on some things. Ask away...
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
did they ever get the samples mixed up
as to the donor or receiver?
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
will the evidence stand up in court?
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Do you have carpal tunnel syndrome in your wrist?
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Do you have carpal tunnel syndrome in your wrist?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790458



OMG -Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

How sore is your jaw?
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Do you have carpal tunnel syndrome in your wrist?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790458


damn, you beat me to the hand job joke
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Does it really work good as conditioner?
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
how do you stimulate the prostate to induce ejaculation?

and are the elites storing their genetic material that you know of?
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Do you have carpal tunnel syndrome in your wrist?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790458



Seriously my wrist is bandaged as we speak. Can barely move. I wonder about workman's comp?
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
how do you stimulate the prostate to induce ejaculation?

and are the elites storing their genetic material that you know of?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1020846



We just use that glass ass thing...


[link to www.passionglass.com]
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Does it really work good as conditioner?
 Quoting: BigLeftBoob



Not really, hair gel.
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
did they ever get the samples mixed up
as to the donor or receiver?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 865716



Ah.. well, I am the director. So all the babies are mine...
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
are you a guy or a girl? and what is so secret? dont take much for a guy to come anywhere
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Wow, you're no fun at all.
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Wow, you're no fun at all.
 Quoting: Olibow


Is your mouth and/or anus sore?
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07/10/2010 01:43 AM
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
You guys with all of your infertility and low sperm counts are getting SCREWED. And loving it...

I worked for a major sperm bank and quit because I couldn't take it anymore. I'm here to set things straight on some things. Ask away...
 Quoting: Olibow


I bet your couldn't take it anymore. I bet your ass was pretty sore when you finally quit!
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
im sorry to see you left well good thing for you im hiring full time in need of an assistant who professionalizes in draining my sperm in creative ways
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
The ULTIMATE question...

Spit or Swallow?

Hmmmmmm????
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Sperm banks do NOT collect the sperm in their employees mouths.

dumbass
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Re: I worked as a Sperm Collector for a MAJOR sperm bank. I know ALL the secrets... Ask me a question.
Sperm banks do NOT collect the sperm in their employees mouths.

dumbass
 Quoting: Yerak_Hunt

No. Just in your ass!

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