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Would you turn cannibal if TSHTF????

 
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Many plants are deemed as weeds, and yet hold far more nutrition than the veggy`s grown in most peoples gardens
The prickly gorse bush is one, ever wonder why this plant is so heavily covered in thorns... its yellow flowers are jam packed full of goodness, with a pair of tweezers these flowers can be safely plucked and added to a salad.
Nasturtium flowers are another goody.
Watercress, with smoked eel, crawdads, hu,hu grubs, crickets, pine resin is edible, thistles, Nikau palms are known as the millionaires salad, many roots are edible, cabbage trees, Raupo roots are high in starch and sugar, lizards, frogs, opossum, hares, rabbit, rats,the list is almost endless


very tricky to catch though, and if there's loads of survivors the competition for them will be intense.

is there any other part of the gorse that is edible? there is LOADS of that shit around here. Wondering if the roots can be eaten, or maybe even the leaves, if softening by boiling?

nettles are edible too remember. just have to burn, or cook the sting off.
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Yes the soft shoots of gorse is edible, possibly the root structure too, but its yellow flowers are loaded, and they dont taste to bad either,
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Yes if it was something like a plane crash in the middle of nowhere and another person had already died. Couldn't kill someone to eat their leg though!
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When the shiy hits the fan im gonna get me a couple of fat sluts. They should keep me going for a while.
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Many plants are deemed as weeds, and yet hold far more nutrition than the veggy`s grown in most peoples gardens
The prickly gorse bush is one, ever wonder why this plant is so heavily covered in thorns... its yellow flowers are jam packed full of goodness, with a pair of tweezers these flowers can be safely plucked and added to a salad.
Nasturtium flowers are another goody.
Watercress, with smoked eel, crawdads, hu,hu grubs, crickets, pine resin is edible, thistles, Nikau palms are known as the millionaires salad, many roots are edible, cabbage trees, Raupo roots are high in starch and sugar, lizards, frogs, opossum, hares, rabbit, rats,the list is almost endless


very tricky to catch though, and if there's loads of survivors the competition for them will be intense.

is there any other part of the gorse that is edible? there is LOADS of that shit around here. Wondering if the roots can be eaten, or maybe even the leaves, if softening by boiling?

nettles are edible too remember. just have to burn, or cook the sting off.



Yes the soft shoots of gorse is edible, possibly the root structure too, but its yellow flowers are loaded, and they dont taste to bad either,
 Quoting: Soon


yeah, I know. amazed my daughter last year when we went for a walk and I started randomly picking off gorse flowers and munching them(after first checking them for bird shit!). lol

if gorse roots are edible, along with japanese knotwood and nettles, there's loads of stuff around here that can potentially be a lifesaver. Supplement that with the odd caught squirrel, rabbit and rat, and it's possible you could survive.

Competition though, that's what worries me.

some good winter wild plants now I need to find out about.
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Cannibalism...uhg.


ahhh



I don't care if it's physical or energetic cannibalism, it is foul.

No. I'm not so enamored with my life that I'm willing to cannibalize in order to stay alive.

Sheesh. There's just too many other choices. Even death would be better.

But for cryin' out loud, please burn my body if that happens, m'kay?


damned And I don't mean over a slow roasting fire pit, you morans.


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When the shiy hits the fan im gonna get me a couple of fat sluts. They should keep me going for a while.
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Better keep one eye open when you sleep
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Cannibalism...uhg.


ahhh



I don't care if it's physical or energetic cannibalism, it is foul.

No. I'm not so enamored with my life that I'm willing to cannibalize in order to stay alive.

Sheesh. There's just too many other choices. Even death would be better.

But for cryin' out loud, please burn my body if that happens, m'kay?


damned And I don't mean over a slow roasting fire pit, you morans.


chuckle
 Quoting: Psemeni

your ancestors did it. if they didn't, you wouldn't be here.

it's OK being 'civilised' when the going's good.

doesn't work when mother earth decides to get jiggy with it though.
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Many plants are deemed as weeds, and yet hold far more nutrition than the veggy`s grown in most peoples gardens
The prickly gorse bush is one, ever wonder why this plant is so heavily covered in thorns... its yellow flowers are jam packed full of goodness, with a pair of tweezers these flowers can be safely plucked and added to a salad.
Nasturtium flowers are another goody.
Watercress, with smoked eel, crawdads, hu,hu grubs, crickets, pine resin is edible, thistles, Nikau palms are known as the millionaires salad, many roots are edible, cabbage trees, Raupo roots are high in starch and sugar, lizards, frogs, opossum, hares, rabbit, rats,the list is almost endless


very tricky to catch though, and if there's loads of survivors the competition for them will be intense.

is there any other part of the gorse that is edible? there is LOADS of that shit around here. Wondering if the roots can be eaten, or maybe even the leaves, if softening by boiling?

nettles are edible too remember. just have to burn, or cook the sting off.



Yes the soft shoots of gorse is edible, possibly the root structure too, but its yellow flowers are loaded, and they dont taste to bad either,


yeah, I know. amazed my daughter last year when we went for a walk and I started randomly picking off gorse flowers and munching them(after first checking them for bird shit!). lol

if gorse roots are edible, along with japanese knotwood and nettles, there's loads of stuff around here that can potentially be a lifesaver. Supplement that with the odd caught squirrel, rabbit and rat, and it's possible you could survive.

Competition though, that's what worries me.

some good winter wild plants now I need to find out about.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1021995



Dehydrated foods are the best for long term storage, regardless of an extinction event this remains one of my favorite kitchen gizmo`s
Fruit dehydrated with honey will last years.
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the coast is by far the BEST place though for wild food survival imho...

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again though, competition is a worry.
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NO

Learn what you can eat on the land. So many plants and trees provide what you can live on. The weeds are some of the best.

I am anti-vegan but if we are in the zombie apocalypse scenario, I would turn to the plants.

Plenty of ammo for the zombie.
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your ancestors did it.
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EXACTLY.

We've come a long way, believe it or not. The 100th Monkey's done sprung.


if they didn't, you wouldn't be here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1021995



chuckle You say that like it's a bad thing.

But, seriously, you say that like it's a bad thing.

Again, I am not so enamored with this life as it's known to compromise my integrity...keeping in mind here, we're talking about cannibalism.


it's OK being 'civilised' when the going's good.

doesn't work when mother earth decides to get jiggy with it though.
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It's also okay to in-deed be civilized when the going's rough, eh?

And I'm not so much worried about "mother earth," because the imploding and revitalization is a natural process within a larger force of creation - and so very out of our control - it's the people in positions of power around this planet that are getting "jiggy" and give me pause for concern.

They're the ones promulgating existence into a horror story come alive.

I think we sometimes forget to separate the two when it's most necessary.


Word of advise, though...hf

I'd avoid barbecuing for din-din the bodies of those people in positions of power. They have tough skin and the blood of evil coursing through their veins.

Foul food.

Last Edited by Psemeni on 07/04/2010 10:37 AM
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yes, i know we're talking about cannibalism.

fact is, yours, and MY ancestor, probably the SAME person btw, was DRIVEN to do it by an ELE. thinking otherwise is deluding yourself. If a rival band attacked yours, and you beat them off, would you let all that protein just rot away?

as I said, being civilised when the going's GOOD is easy. Unfortunately, the going isn't always good.
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yes, i know we're talking about cannibalism.

fact is, yours, and MY ancestor, probably the SAME person btw, was DRIVEN to do it by an ELE. thinking otherwise is deluding yourself. If a rival band attacked yours, and you beat them off, would you let all that protein just rot away?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1021995



Okay, I just threw up in my throat a little, man.


And I'm so quote tag challenged this morning it's stupid.


chuckle

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"We just walked right through all the stones, all the bottles, and whatever they threw. We have won a major Victory."

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i've heard that husmans taste and texture is supposed to belike pork

read The Road

you'll never forget it.
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But, no, I wouldn't just let it rot away. I'd burn it so there would be no spread of disease.


Protein... gaah
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I have a bullet for all you who said yes.
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yes, i know we're talking about cannibalism.

fact is, yours, and MY ancestor, probably the SAME person btw, was DRIVEN to do it by an ELE. thinking otherwise is deluding yourself. If a rival band attacked yours, and you beat them off, would you let all that protein just rot away?



Okay, I just threw up in my throat a little, man.


And I'm so quote tag challenged this morning it's stupid.


chuckle
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don't waste that vomit

swallow it

savour it!

lmao
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I have a bullet for all you who said yes.
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your over there

i'm over here

ner ner

(till i build a raft that is!)

scheming
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I have a bullet for all you who said yes.


you're over there

i'm over here

ner ner

(till i build a raft that is!)

scheming
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IT EASY TO SAY YOU DONT EVER EAT HUMAN MEAT.

MORE DIFFICULT QUESTION: WOULD YOU LET YOUR CHILD STARVE OR FEED IT HUMAN MEAT IF THOSE WERE ONLY CHOICE?
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Are you Kidding?People will be making babies for entirely unconventional reasons.Have you seen,"honey i ate the kids"
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NO!
Todays human's flesh is poisoned with heavy metals, chemicals and I don't know what.
It is not safe for consumption even by official American standards.
I would rather eat bugs and weeds and treebark.
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Oh god no...never...I can't even think about...I think I would eat grass or something if I had to...

hf
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afte watching 'the Road', I dunno..
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Rule #1: Do not force open locked cellars to investigate dark corridors and rooms.

Rule #2: Always ask about ingredients before eating unknown stew.

Rule #3: Watch out for hidden trap doors in floors.

Rule #4: Refuse offers to join strangers for dinner when there is no food in sight.


damned
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Are you Kidding?

People will be making babies for entirely unconventional reasons.

Have you seen,"honey i ate the kids"
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Cannibals won't need doggy bags.

"Honey, what should I do with the leftovers?"

"Just wrap them in a diaper and stick in the fridge, darling."

"Good idea, honey. I might get the midnight munchies."


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OK some common rules for cannibalism

Stay away from synapses! Dont eat anythign really close to the brain , just toss the head to the people in your band who are already lunatic! Keep Antibiotics on hand at all time's your gonna need them if your eating human, Best and safest way to indulge in a human snack is too boil that bad boy like a hog, till the hairs fall of the hide...., then fish it out , remove the skin and then continue to boil till the meat is ready to fall off the bone, eat as soon as it cools enough to not burn you , NO LEFT OVERS!!!! <--- rule #2 really with #1 being nothing above the neck or in the middle ! THINK LEGS AND ARMS!
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Honestly, everyone would, might not want to or like it but when there is nothing, and I mean nothing, else left to eat our survival instincts kick in. Can't help it, It is hardwired into our genes.all organic matter gone; bark, grass, leather shoes etc no insects or anything to provide nourishment, you are on deaths door and someone offers you a piece of meat, you will partake like anyone else. That's life, get over it.
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Yes.

For the record human flesh (muscle tissue) tastes like pork, not chicken. Ergo the title 'long pig'.

It is also the reason why "God" banned pork. In actuality cannibalism (ritual cannibalism) was practiced in that part of the world when the bible was being written. Its hard to enforce 'don't eat people' if they are faced with the taste of people in pork product. Thus ban the pork while banning people eating and you 'cure' the problem in a generation or so.
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Oh, OK.....so it has nothing to do with the parasites in the nasty pigs....

hmmmm....okay.....

Get that student loan payed off yet?
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Honestly, everyone would, might not want to or like it but when there is nothing, and I mean nothing, else left to eat our survival instincts kick in. Can't help it, It is hardwired into our genes.all organic matter gone; bark, grass, leather shoes etc no insects or anything to provide nourishment, you are on deaths door and someone offers you a piece of meat, you will partake like anyone else. That's life, get over it.
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This would be a completely lifeless, destroyed, dead planet.
After you have eaten all fellow humans nothing would be left.
=> no future.
This is not a situation I would choose to live in.
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i really dont know depends on many multiple choices or lack their of,

however i do know there maybe a lot of dead cannibals around if they mistake me for food!!!!

"dont argue with idiots they just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"

yoda
 Quoting: Zaine 860383


Well said. Killing someone, especially if "I'm food" would not be an issue, might even be enjoyable. But eating a human....could be tough. You'd have to assume it's a meat only dinner, nothing else, otherwise you would be eating the "something else"...tough call. Probably just keep killing the cannibals and stacking them up until I become one.

It would be much easier to eat a perceived enemy.
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