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Turds with holes

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2011 05:35 PM
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04/17/2011 05:51 PM
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You need to do these things:

Put tape on the bung hole - this will catch the worms. it should be like the clear kind, like "Scotch" tape. Do not use duct tape. You will probably have to put several strips of tape on there.

Next, when you go out to eat - be sure to order some burnt toast and a rotten egg. When they ask you why - say - I got worms and that's good enough for them! (you can research more about this by studying Three Stooges videos.)

And always remember, for the future, to not *purposefully* put any worms INTO your anus. Remember not to do this. And don't believe anyone who tells you it IS a good idea.

Similarly, if you are the sort going for 'mud baths' - or anything mud related like driving an El Camino around in swamps and such - make sure you go to respectable places. If some one is running such an establishment in a land fill or out back at the septic tank emptying facility - yeah - you should pretty much avoid such places.
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the next lady gaga cd tittle.

to answer your question. thyroid problems/slow metabolisim can cause your stools to be airy .
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Holy Turds Batman! I can't believe I'm reading this thread
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laugh
havent laughed this hard at a thread in a while
shit this pin for real
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help for OP:

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bump
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Does the "hole" resemble the imprint of a mushroom cap?
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Is this grosser than underwear stains?
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when the worm pops out at night to feed and lay eggs on the anus it gets mighty itchy the worms head will be smeared in fecal matter and if your pants are on then you get the Zorro skid mark...If you listne carefully you can hear them whistling sweet lullabys to their sweet hearts in a far away squinter...very moving and sad.
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