Life is pointless.

You're born. Then you learn to walk, then you learn to talk, then you learn to read, then you go school, to try to get smarter, then you to try to make new friends, then you go to high school, to try to get even more smarter, then you try to get good grades so you can get a good life... then you go to college, if you have good grades, then you study from college to get good grades from college so you can get that perfect job, then after you get that perfect job, you then try to find that perfect woman so you can settle down to start a family, then you try to buy that perfect house so can start to have that perfect child, then you try to make your life even better by trying to get that big promotion so you can provide an even better life for your family, then you try to try to teach your child to walk and talk, then you die. All for nothing. You just die.