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IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT

 
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07/06/2010 11:05 PM
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IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT
Your eyeballs may still get corroded out of your head though, so I dont want to be the first one to test this theory.

Maybe the best thing to do is just wade out into the gulf waist high as a test and see if all of your pubic hair gets frazzled off before you go diving in headfirst.

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07/07/2010 01:59 AM
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Re: IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT
so odd you are...


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07/07/2010 02:01 AM
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Re: IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT
according to Edgar Cayce Crude Oil rubbed into the scalp does stimulate hair growth but you need to wash it out few hours later
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Re: IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT
You make me waffle...
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Re: IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT
You make me waffle...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 757190


we're having waffles?? blueberry ones?

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07/07/2010 02:31 AM
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Re: IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT
i suppose the value in nair hair removers stock will plunge
with the revelation of this new information?
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07/07/2010 02:34 AM
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Re: IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT
after your swim you can also insert yourself into an elephants anus for fun...
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07/07/2010 02:39 AM
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Re: IF YOU SMEAR ABOUT A GALLON OF VASELINE ON YOUR HEAD YOU CAN SWIM IN THE GULF AND YOUR HAIR WONT FALL OUT
Parts cleaning solvent will get the Vaseline out of your hair.

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