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My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...

 
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My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
octomom2
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a government study in 2008 and again in 2012 showed over 50% of the measured population were really, really stupid

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
vain much?
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Is it weird that I find preggos attractive?
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
octomom2
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cupid chav

clappa
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
:octomom2:
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yak
yak
yak
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Your wife's pregnant stomach is grossing me out, and I cannot even see it.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Is it weird that I find preggos attractive?
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yes, it means you also like beer bellies on men. Congrats, you're gay!
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Is it weird that I find preggos attractive?

yes, it means you also like beer bellies on men. Congrats, you're gay!
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Oh, well, it's great to finally have some answers.
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
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07/06/2010 11:13 PM

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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
just wait until the baby comes out and her hormones are all screwed up and her head turns around in circles. yikes, thats scary stuff.
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07/06/2010 11:13 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
what a true shame that you feel that way. you are missing out on one of the most beautiful experiences you will ever have in your life.
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07/06/2010 11:14 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Wow man...........your more concerned about her looks then the fact that she is carrying your child. What a fucking failure
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07/06/2010 11:14 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
OP you are not mature enough to have children. Hopefully when your wife is screaming in pain during labour, you will be there to lend support and not be judgemental.
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07/06/2010 11:17 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Pregnant woman are hot, at least my wife was. Super sexy.
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07/06/2010 11:18 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
what a true shame that you feel that way. you are missing out on one of the most beautiful experiences you will ever have in your life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1005825

What's so beautiful about a fat wife who complains about every fucking thing, can't tie her shoes, only wants to eat certain foods, has farts worse than the dog's....????

please tell me, I'm dying to hear what's beautiful about that!
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I hope she has a baby that is blacker than the ace of spades
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07/06/2010 11:19 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Take heart in her bigger tits.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Too bad your wife isn't a hot super-model: [link to en.ce.cn]

Kiddin, kiddin.

Remember yourself why you love your wife more often.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Pregnant woman are hot, at least my wife was. Super sexy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 601353

See that's the thing...my wife was smokin HOT, before she was pregnant.

A yoga teacher, flexible as hell, tight ass, abs...now she's all soft, bloated, and gassy....yak
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
breaking ::::: the kid's not yours
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a government study in 2008 and again in 2012 showed over 50% of the measured population were really, really stupid

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Dump the bitch and move on. You should have had something young and sexy on the side.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Take heart in her bigger tits.
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Yeah, the big tits are nice...but now the belly has passed the tits, and her once petite body, is a bloated, gas factory.
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07/06/2010 11:21 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
time to take the backdoor route... good luck!
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07/06/2010 11:22 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Pregnant woman are hot, at least my wife was. Super sexy.

See that's the thing...my wife was smokin HOT, before she was pregnant.

A yoga teacher, flexible as hell, tight ass, abs...now she's all soft, bloated, and gassy....yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428





you're just an immature, dumb ass, arrogant jackass who doesn't know a good thing when he's got it. She will do well to leave your sorry ass crying in a heap the first chance she gets.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Take heart in her bigger tits.

Yeah, the big tits are nice...but now the belly has passed the tits, and her once petite body, is a bloated, gas factory.
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bio-diesel for free?
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
breaking ::::: the kid's not yours
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Don't tell me it's Tyrone's, that bastard's been eyeing my wife for months...
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
This is an opportunity for you to work on yourself, to find compassion for others and to let go of judgment over things people cannot control.

Since all of this is within you personal ability to do, I hope you will consider it.

We become more powerful beings when we begin to understand the trials of others.

Pax
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She was sexy? Bro, the abs don't get tighter as the pregnancy progresses, Surely this isnt news to you?

Its your child (well...), so start acting like it, and tie her shoes, get her the food she wants, and stay away from the dangerous release of toxic gas!
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07/06/2010 11:24 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
what a true shame that you feel that way. you are missing out on one of the most beautiful experiences you will ever have in your life.

What's so beautiful about a fat wife who complains about every fucking thing, can't tie her shoes, only wants to eat certain foods, has farts worse than the dog's....????

please tell me, I'm dying to hear what's beautiful about that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


cruise

That's so hot.
I love cats!

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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever. -- George Orwell, 1984
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
time to take the backdoor route... good luck!
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she won't do it...I even tried the silicone lube...still won't let me.
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07/06/2010 11:25 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
You gave me wood when you started talking about her excess gas!

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