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My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...

 
puke
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She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
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Your a puke and she doesn't deserve you you lil piece of scum. Those are *honor scars* from carrying YOUR baby you ll twit. GROW UP!
I hope she leaves ya when your in one of your whining spells, Mr Perfect.
Wussy men...that's all we got to choose from anymore is crybaby men.
When did men get soooooooooooooooooo feminized, does anyone remember?
Sucks shit, that's for sure.
Put a dress on, maybe you could be prettier than her and be her sister you pussy ass.

s226


stfu
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
breaking ::::: the kid's not yours

Don't tell me it's Tyrone's, that bastard's been eyeing my wife for months...
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the daddy is a turkey baster

your attitude has turned your wife lesbian
:6473madburger:

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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Take heart in her bigger tits.

Yeah, the big tits are nice...but now the belly has passed the tits, and her once petite body, is a bloated, gas factory.


bio-diesel for free?
 Quoting: Democritus

What's up with the gas from preg. women?

Are all women this way? I can barely sleep in the same bed anymore...even the dog leaves the room when she lets one fly.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
just wait until the baby comes out and her hormones are all screwed up and her head turns around in circles. yikes, thats scary stuff.
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And she leaves your losing self-righteous, material ass!
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?


Your a puke and she doesn't deserve you you lil piece of scum. Those are *honor scars* from carrying YOUR baby you ll twit. GROW UP!
I hope she leaves ya when your in one of your whining spells, Mr Perfect.
Wussy men...that's all we got to choose from anymore is crybaby men.
When did men get soooooooooooooooooo feminized, does anyone remember?
Sucks shit, that's for sure.
Put a dress on, maybe you could be prettier than her and be her sister you pussy ass.

s226


stfu
 Quoting: puke 1027669

whatever, oh righteous one!

maybe you can be her workout buddy and you can both lose your fat asses at the same time!
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
what a true shame that you feel that way. you are missing out on one of the most beautiful experiences you will ever have in your life.

What's so beautiful about a fat wife who complains about every fucking thing, can't tie her shoes, only wants to eat certain foods, has farts worse than the dog's....????

please tell me, I'm dying to hear what's beautiful about that!
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Walk out the door you fuckin loser....it would be the best thing that has happened to her so far.
Get out, go find my Pretty Mr Pussy!
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07/06/2010 11:29 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Pregnant woman are hot, at least my wife was. Super sexy.

See that's the thing...my wife was smokin HOT, before she was pregnant.

A yoga teacher, flexible as hell, tight ass, abs...now she's all soft, bloated, and gassy....yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428



I hear what you are saying.

They are not fat though and the breasts (oh man the breasts...;)) are yummy. I could do without some of the mood stuff that came with her pregnancies but it was all good.

She will most likely go back to original hotness. My wife was hot before pregnancy and went back to hot after pregnancies.

Enjoy it if you can. Hopefully she got the nympho touch with the pregnancy.....makes it much more fun.

Good luck man.
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you're just an immature, dumb ass, arrogant jackass who doesn't know a good thing when he's got it. She will do well to leave your sorry ass crying in a heap the first chance she gets.
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repeated for OP, just in case the selfish prick missed it the first time.


hey jackass, pregnant women are one of the most beautiful things on earth.


you want to see the ugliest?


look in the mirror!
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I love all the self-righteous women in the thread making it sound like the bitch is doing him a favor by carrying his kid.

It was her fucking decision too, cunts.

OP, you're definitely vain, but women do everything they can to make pregnancy sound like the greatest gift on Earth, and if you complain about any of it, you're a scum bag.

You cannot win.

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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
bio-diesel for free?

What's up with the gas from preg. women?

Are all women this way? I can barely sleep in the same bed anymore...even the dog leaves the room when she lets one fly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Not sure if you're a troll or really feel this way but you should have more compassion with your wife carrying your baby and see past superficialities. Sounds like you don't care about her and the baby at all?

If you truly loved her you'd inhale her farts the same way you inhale your own with pleasure.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Pregnant women are disgusting to look at...yuck...
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Pregnant woman are hot, at least my wife was. Super sexy.

See that's the thing...my wife was smokin HOT, before she was pregnant.

A yoga teacher, flexible as hell, tight ass, abs...now she's all soft, bloated, and gassy....yak



I hear what you are saying.

They are not fat though and the breasts (oh man the breasts...;)) are yummy. I could do without some of the mood stuff that came with her pregnancies but it was all good.

She will most likely go back to original hotness. My wife was hot before pregnancy and went back to hot after pregnancies.

Enjoy it if you can. Hopefully she got the nympho touch with the pregnancy.....makes it much more fun.

Good luck man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 601353

cheers

Yeah, she is young, and was in great shape before, so she has that much going for her...she also knows how to workout, and has lots of friends in that arena.

And she is a lot hornier, but I'm just not that attracted to her at the moment...I wanted anal, but she still won't let me...fuck.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Your a puke and she doesn't deserve you you lil piece of scum. Those are *honor scars* from carrying YOUR baby you ll twit. GROW UP!
I hope she leaves ya when your in one of your whining spells, Mr Perfect.
Wussy men...that's all we got to choose from anymore is crybaby men.
When did men get soooooooooooooooooo feminized, does anyone remember?
Sucks shit, that's for sure.
Put a dress on, maybe you could be prettier than her and be her sister you pussy ass.

s226


stfu

whatever, oh righteous one!

maybe you can be her workout buddy and you can both lose your fat asses at the same time!


ya, whatever.....whatever it takes to get her to leave your sorry ass. I would take her up on it. Send me her email, I will *enlighten * her, I am sure she would just LOVE to here what her puke is saying about her.
GROW UP and then

stfu
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Pregnant women are disgusting to look at...yuck...
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Put on your beer-goggles: [link to www.adrants.com]

I don't need them
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
you're just an immature, dumb ass, arrogant jackass who doesn't know a good thing when he's got it. She will do well to leave your sorry ass crying in a heap the first chance she gets.




repeated for OP, just in case the selfish prick missed it the first time.


hey jackass, pregnant women are one of the most beautiful things on earth.


you want to see the ugliest?


look in the mirror!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 779573

Yeah, I saw it...fuck off.

there, is that a good enough response?
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1rof1 bait thread
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Pregnant women are disgusting to look at...yuck...


Put on your beer-goggles: [link to www.adrants.com]

I don't need them
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photoshopped.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I love all the self-righteous women in the thread making it sound like the bitch is doing him a favor by carrying his kid.

It was her fucking decision too, cunts.

OP, you're definitely vain, but woman do everything they can to make pregnancy sound like the greatest gift on Earth, and if you complain about any of it, you're a scum bag.

You cannot win.
 Quoting: Ailurophile


Well, I would think he should GTFO. Wh yis he still there? Obviously he's not supportive of her, I am sure she has friends for that, why is he there?

Your right!

Too fuckin WHINE!

Cry baby ass.

Put on a dress and go the bar, she what kind of chicks with dicks with boobs ya can find, ohh, and that nice tight belly!

ASSHOLE
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I love all the self-righteous women in the thread making it sound like the bitch is doing him a favor by carrying his kid.

It was her fucking decision too, cunts.

OP, you're definitely vain, but women do everything they can to make pregnancy sound like the greatest gift on Earth, and if you complain about any of it, you're a scum bag.

You cannot win.
 Quoting: Ailurophile

+1

Yeah, there's no win here.,..but fuck it, I had to vent, I don't care about any of you fuckheads, so this is as good a place as any to let it off my chest.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
you're just an immature, dumb ass, arrogant jackass who doesn't know a good thing when he's got it. She will do well to leave your sorry ass crying in a heap the first chance she gets.




repeated for OP, just in case the selfish prick missed it the first time.


hey jackass, pregnant women are one of the most beautiful things on earth.


you want to see the ugliest?


look in the mirror!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 779573


You're either a woman or a metrosexual
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I love all the self-righteous women in the thread making it sound like the bitch is doing him a favor by carrying his kid.

It was her fucking decision too, cunts.

OP, you're definitely vain, but women do everything they can to make pregnancy sound like the greatest gift on Earth, and if you complain about any of it, you're a scum bag.

You cannot win.
 Quoting: Ailurophile


+1
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
you're just an immature, dumb ass, arrogant jackass who doesn't know a good thing when he's got it. She will do well to leave your sorry ass crying in a heap the first chance she gets.




repeated for OP, just in case the selfish prick missed it the first time.


hey jackass, pregnant women are one of the most beautiful things on earth.


you want to see the ugliest?


look in the mirror!

Yeah, I saw it...fuck off.

there, is that a good enough response?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Do you have your dress on yet, wussy ass?
Then it will be complete.
Gay lay....ya, it probably ain't your kid, why your so disgusted!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I love all the self-righteous women in the thread making it sound like the bitch is doing him a favor by carrying his kid.

It was her fucking decision too, cunts.

OP, you're definitely vain, but woman do everything they can to make pregnancy sound like the greatest gift on Earth, and if you complain about any of it, you're a scum bag.

You cannot win.


Well, I would think he should GTFO. Wh yis he still there? Obviously he's not supportive of her, I am sure she has friends for that, why is he there?

Your right!

Too fuckin WHINE!

Cry baby ass.

Put on a dress and go the bar, she what kind of chicks with dicks with boobs ya can find, ohh, and that nice tight belly!

ASSHOLE
 Quoting: puke 1027669

Get lost, you old vapid crow!

and go stick your broomstick up your giant ass.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
you're just an immature, dumb ass, arrogant jackass who doesn't know a good thing when he's got it. She will do well to leave your sorry ass crying in a heap the first chance she gets.




repeated for OP, just in case the selfish prick missed it the first time.


hey jackass, pregnant women are one of the most beautiful things on earth.


you want to see the ugliest?


look in the mirror!

Yeah, I saw it...fuck off.

there, is that a good enough response?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428




it's great, OP. You're gonna reap some bad karma dude.

I've known assholes like you my whole life. You never appreciate what you have and you cry like a bitch when it's gone, or you try to beat a woman into submission or you get obsessed and try to force her to love your sorry, little dick, pathetic whiney ass.

I'd LOVE to dance with you, brother.
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Put on your beer-goggles: [link to www.adrants.com]

I don't need them

photoshopped.
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Might be the case but some women are thin when pregnant

[link to static.onesourcetalent.com]

[link to thejadedmball.com]
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You could name the baby Dren...
"Nor love thy life, nor hate; but what thou liv'st live well; how long or short permit to Heaven"
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I love all the self-righteous women in the thread making it sound like the bitch is doing him a favor by carrying his kid.

It was her fucking decision too, cunts.

OP, you're definitely vain, but women do everything they can to make pregnancy sound like the greatest gift on Earth, and if you complain about any of it, you're a scum bag.

You cannot win.

+1

Yeah, there's no win here.,..but fuck it, I had to vent, I don't care about any of you fuckheads, so this is as good a place as any to let it off my chest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Hey, don't run away yet, you forgot her email. So we can tell her what a self-righteous loser man/woman she's got!
Come on, pretty please....don't ya think she'd want to know how her beloved pile of shit husband is talking about how his pecker is limp now cause her belly has his baby in it?

Believe me, she WANTS to know.
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Pregnant woman are hot, at least my wife was. Super sexy.

See that's the thing...my wife was smokin HOT, before she was pregnant.

A yoga teacher, flexible as hell, tight ass, abs...now she's all soft, bloated, and gassy....yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428

If she was that slim and in shape before she was pregnant, she wouldn't be so fat at 5 1/2 months that she can't even tie her shoes. I think you're exaggerating her former hotness. She was really a fatty wasn't she?
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I love all the self-righteous women in the thread making it sound like the bitch is doing him a favor by carrying his kid.

It was her fucking decision too, cunts.

OP, you're definitely vain, but woman do everything they can to make pregnancy sound like the greatest gift on Earth, and if you complain about any of it, you're a scum bag.

You cannot win.


Well, I would think he should GTFO. Wh yis he still there? Obviously he's not supportive of her, I am sure she has friends for that, why is he there?

Your right!

Too fuckin WHINE!

Cry baby ass.

Put on a dress and go the bar, she what kind of chicks with dicks with boobs ya can find, ohh, and that nice tight belly!

ASSHOLE

Get lost, you old vapid crow!

and go stick your broomstick up your giant ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Your an asshole and ya know it, you thought you'd come here and have some *feel soory for me* time, cause I ain't getting all the attention, WAH, WAH, WAH.
Fuck off. Wonder how she made that baby with a limp dick like you! HA
rofl
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


I haven't made love to my wife for almost a year, lmao, my daughter is a month old. She got some mainy stretch marks. I would never cheat though.

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