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My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...

 
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If that grosses you out you are in real trouble. Wait till

you smell the birth and she what she has to go through to

give ya a child. Don't faint when the placenta comes out.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
"and see" typo
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
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you are a jerk, next time keep it in your pants
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OP is a pussy. an immature BOY who has not learned to appreciate a mature relationship. And likely, NEVER WILL.

he's PATHETIC. And so are the rest of you who are feeding into his crud.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
OP is a pussy. an immature BOY who has not learned to appreciate a mature relationship. And likely, NEVER WILL.

he's PATHETIC. And so are the rest of you who are feeding into his crud.
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not feeding into it. just tired of oil doom. needed a break
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
If that grosses you out you are in real trouble. Wait till

you smell the birth and she what she has to go through to

give ya a child. Don't faint when the placenta comes out.
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And her hoo haa stretched as big as a honeydew mellon. It will look like a 4 lb salmon turned inside out when she's done.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I haven't made love to my wife for almost a year, lmao, my daughter is a month old. She got some mainy stretch marks. I would never cheat though.
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Your daughter was conceived approximately ten months ago but you haven't had sex in almost a year. Are you sure she's yours?
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
what's happening to your wife is a beautiful thing...there are creams for stretch marks and tummy will go flat after a few months after baby...she can get a tummy tuck after all your children have been born you sound very immature...don't suppose you'll be in the delivery room when she puts her life on the line to have your "love" child
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
So what. You have a stinky, hairy, shitty ass. You have nasty breath in the morning. You're a shallow, self-absorbed, unthinking zombie. You don't clean up your socks, you miss the toilet, you don't put the lid down, and hair sticks out of your nose and your ears all the time because you can't be bothered to trim it.

Given all that, a big belly for a few months, and for a good reason, is pretty fucking minor.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
If that grosses you out you are in real trouble. Wait till

you smell the birth and she what she has to go through to

give ya a child. Don't faint when the placenta comes out.
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lol, I've seen it happen three times and each time it was CRAZY but the COOLEST thing in the world to see your children born.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Dude, she will be back to normal if she breast feeds within about 1.5 years of birth
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07/06/2010 11:51 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
When a child acts up, he needs to be spanked!

that's why our society is in a doom spiral straight down to hell.

wake up sheeple.

when guys talk like this, it is UNACCEPTABLE!

same goes for a shallow, fickle woman who talks down about her boring, but loving partner.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
what's happening to your wife is a beautiful thing...there are creams for stretch marks and tummy will go flat after a few months after baby...she can get a tummy tuck after all your children have been born you sound very immature...don't suppose you'll be in the delivery room when she puts her life on the line to have your "love" child
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My wife used to rub olive oil on her stomach. I used to make fun of her when she did it but damn straight it works.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I didn't rub olive oil or anything else on my stomach and I have no stretch marks. I think it's in the genes whether you get them or not.
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07/06/2010 11:56 PM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
what a true shame that you feel that way. you are missing out on one of the most beautiful experiences you will ever have in your life.

What's so beautiful about a fat wife who complains about every fucking thing, can't tie her shoes, only wants to eat certain foods, has farts worse than the dog's....????

please tell me, I'm dying to hear what's beautiful about that!
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Hopefully you will fall in love with your baby when you see it and begin to appreciate your wife. Don't you love her? How can you be grossed out by her being pregnant with your baby if you love her?
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I haven't made love to my wife for almost a year, lmao, my daughter is a month old. She got some mainy stretch marks. I would never cheat though.

Your daughter was conceived approximately ten months ago but you haven't had sex in almost a year. Are you sure she's yours?
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Once I found out she was pregnant I couldn't "do it" knowing my kid was in there. And yeah she is mine alright.
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You're a fucking douchebag faggot and I hope your wife cheats on you with your brothers and cousins and maybe even your dad, you fucking scumbag.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
So what. You have a stinky, hairy, shitty ass. You have nasty breath in the morning. You're a shallow, self-absorbed, unthinking zombie. You don't clean up your socks, you miss the toilet, you don't put the lid down, and hair sticks out of your nose and your ears all the time because you can't be bothered to trim it.

Given all that, a big belly for a few months, and for a good reason, is pretty fucking minor.
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lmao...best post ive read in a week
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
what a true shame that you feel that way. you are missing out on one of the most beautiful experiences you will ever have in your life.
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Someone is really is delusional. It's like convincing yourself that feces are flowers.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
How old are you? Remember that is how you entered this world. Listen having a child is major and if you cannot get through nine months without freaking out now, how are you going to change dirty diapers and throw up later on?

You should look at it as a once in a lifetime event and relax now. So what if something happens to you and changes your appearance? Would you want her on here saying these things to everyone or what?
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
I didn't rub olive oil or anything else on my stomach and I have no stretch marks. I think it's in the genes whether you get them or not.
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Oh I was not saying someone should do it or not, I was just reading the comment and remembered how that was one of the things my wife was concerned of. One of her friends had told her to use it.

Could be the genes or just how healthy your skin is overall.
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:octomom2:
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Fuck me! its like ALIENS all over again, wheres me flamethrower and pulse rifle!!
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
OP is a well-known troll.



He's up in yer minds...



Fuckin' with you 'n shit.



I didn't realize this was another troll thread until after I replied.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Is it weird that I find preggos attractive?
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absolutely not.....i do too!
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Is it weird that I find preggos attractive?

absolutely not.....i do too!
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Me too!! 5a
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
OP is a well-known troll.



He's up in yer minds...



Fuckin' with you 'n shit.



I didn't realize this was another troll thread until after I replied.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


LOL! No offense but look who is talking! Hahaha! Talking about known trolls ...
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
OP is a well-known troll.



He's up in yer minds...



Fuckin' with you 'n shit.



I didn't realize this was another troll thread until after I replied.
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Lol
BANE him!
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trollspray
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+1
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
LOL! No offense but look who is talking! Hahaha! Talking about known trolls ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1021398




No seriously!!!


I'm totally serious!!!


In all seriousness!!!
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