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My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...

 
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Is it weird that I find preggos attractive?

absolutely not.....i do too!

Me too!! 5a
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That some sick shit.
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07/07/2010 12:17 AM
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
So what. You have a stinky, hairy, shitty ass. You have nasty breath in the morning. You're a shallow, self-absorbed, unthinking zombie. You don't clean up your socks, you miss the toilet, you don't put the lid down, and hair sticks out of your nose and your ears all the time because you can't be bothered to trim it.

Given all that, a big belly for a few months, and for a good reason, is pretty fucking minor.



lmao...best post ive read in a week
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bump bump bump
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Is it weird that I find preggos attractive?

absolutely not.....i do too!

Me too!! 5a


That some sick shit.
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HOMO!
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That some sick shit.


HOMO!
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+1


:mmmmhmm:

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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Its only temporary, you helped out in making her pregnant.

Only have plastic surgery if she is done after having this child, otherwise its not worth the expense. Sometimes, the skin sucks right back in after a baby.

Rub skin lotion on her belly, this will help in reducing the stretch marks.
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Fuck me! its like ALIENS all over again, wheres me flamethrower and pulse rifle!!
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What a shame! Your bubble burst and tarnished your trophy wife. How superficial.
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:babysnug:
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lmao

That pic always reminds me of the Family Guy episode where he gets a job as Matt Damon's neck.
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All I can suggest to you is...drink heavily my friend.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Absolutely loved my baby mother's nymphoism during pregnancy - preggo belly included(Tis like a globe of energy. Seriously lsd + pregnant woman = awesomely intense O_O). Also loved the delivery, gained soo much love & respect for women during & after that.

And oh yeah... I got my wonderful daughter after all!

OP is dumb as bricks peace
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Did not read the whole thing OP but u are an azz and will make a terrible day. So sorry for your wife and child.
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DAD
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Hope you make a ton of money so you can get her the liposuction, tummy tuck and boob lift after a few more kids.

What an ass you are. Pregnancy changes a woman's body and changes it forever.

Don't expect the excess weight to disappear quickly, especially if she will be breast feeding your son or daughter.

Actually, now is the time for the two of you to get closer together because the six months after the birth are worse than the pregnancy as her body tries to get back to some state of normal.

Unfortunately, it sounds like you are not mature enough or man enough to handle that little fact of life.
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OP, now you know how your wife feels about you 99% of the time.

Lay off the beer, fat ass.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
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I hope your wife gets a look at your post.
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Pregnant woman are hot, at least my wife was. Super sexy.

See that's the thing...my wife was smokin HOT, before she was pregnant.

A yoga teacher, flexible as hell, tight ass, abs...now she's all soft, bloated, and gassy....yak
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husband fail
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Dont be repulsed. You dont know what your are missing. Unguarded sex till the cows come home and huge tits, and a belly that presses right where you like it. What a wimp!
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MY EYES..!!. MY EYES!!! THEY BURRRRRRRRNNN !!!




With the exception to the above poster's picture of the quite sickening Octo-Vagimatic ....

Pregnant women are beautiful ..
It is a beautiful thing. I don't know why a person would be "grossed out" by it ..
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428



That's the way it goes. She gets to create a human. As opposed to YOUR mother that shit you out of the wrong hole, loser.
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I hope she has a baby that is blacker than the ace of spades
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Hope you make a ton of money so you can get her the liposuction, tummy tuck and boob lift after a few more kids.

What an ass you are. Pregnancy changes a woman's body and changes it forever.

Don't expect the excess weight to disappear quickly, especially if she will be breast feeding your son or daughter.

Actually, now is the time for the two of you to get closer together because the six months after the birth are worse than the pregnancy as her body tries to get back to some state of normal.

Unfortunately, it sounds like you are not mature enough or man enough to handle that little fact of life.
 Quoting: anonanon 1027766



He's a typical shallow profoundly selfish man incapable of any higher emotions like love and caring.

BTW, that baby carrier thing is ridiculous. It looks like a teletubby grew up and had a mini tubby.

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Is it weird that I find preggos attractive?
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I'm right there with ya, brother. Pregnant women (that don't break the 300lb mark, that is) are freaking hot.
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He's a typical shallow profoundly selfish man
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Wow, I've been reading your "I hate all men" bullshit on several threads tonight.

Did daddy not give you enough hugs as a little girl? (Or worse, did he give you too many of the wrong hugs?)

Sweetheart, you not having a penis does not make you better than others.

Get over it.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Okay, I understand what you are going through is a very primal thing. Your woman does not look like she did when she was not pregnant, fine. Just like the rest of us, you will need to use logic to get yourself over this issue. Quite frankly, you are not getting any younger either. This is a part of growing up. The nice thing about females is that they, for the most part if you are lucky, keep up with themselves. They spend their whole lives practically making sure that the aging process is slowed as much as possible while males look chewed up and spit out when they hit 50 years old. I see way more hot 50 year old women then men. When the time comes and she no longer wants sex as often, she will go through this as well and we will find her post on this site saying, "My old husband's bald head and fat belly grosses me out...".

As for the folks jumping down your throat, I don't think they understand that you came onto this website to talk about your feelings. There is no need to ridicule you for being honest. Now, if you posted something along the lines of, "I left my preggo wife for have a gross belly..." then I would call you shmuck.

One last tip, God gave you an imagination for a reason. I need not say more.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Hmm. This means the child is not yours. Men enjoy seeing their wife's pregnant belly when the child is theirs. They will hate the child and the belly if its not theirs.

Careful, they still will arrest you and convict you of murder when the child is born and you attempt to eat it.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428


Wow man...........your more concerned about her looks then the fact that she is carrying your child. What a fucking failure
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Agreed.
OP, divorce your wife and do her and your kid a favor.
Scumbag.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me.

She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all!

Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428



That's the way it goes. She gets to create a human. As opposed to YOUR mother that shit you out of the wrong hole, loser.
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^^^SPOT ON^^^applause2
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Take heart in her bigger tits.
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Yeah, the big tits are nice...but now the belly has passed the tits, and her once petite body, is a bloated, gas factory.
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She is definitely with the wrong person.
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Re: My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...
Couples are generally happier without kids and/or pregnancies.
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Couples are generally happier without kids and/or pregnancies.
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My sister seems to be pretty happy with two children, they are a very happy and solid family unit. You are just anti family. Its called commitment if you didn't know.

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