My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out...

If that grosses you out you are in real trouble. Wait till

you smell the birth and she what she has to go through to

give ya a child. Don't faint when the placenta comes out.

"and see" typo

you are a jerk, next time keep it in your pants

OP is a pussy. an immature BOY who has not learned to appreciate a mature relationship. And likely, NEVER WILL.

he's PATHETIC. And so are the rest of you who are feeding into his crud.

not feeding into it. just tired of oil doom. needed a break

And her hoo haa stretched as big as a honeydew mellon. It will look like a 4 lb salmon turned inside out when she's done.

Your daughter was conceived approximately ten months ago but you haven't had sex in almost a year. Are you sure she's yours?

what's happening to your wife is a beautiful thing...there are creams for stretch marks and tummy will go flat after a few months after baby...she can get a tummy tuck after all your children have been born you sound very immature...don't suppose you'll be in the delivery room when she puts her life on the line to have your "love" child

So what. You have a stinky, hairy, shitty ass. You have nasty breath in the morning. You're a shallow, self-absorbed, unthinking zombie. You don't clean up your socks, you miss the toilet, you don't put the lid down, and hair sticks out of your nose and your ears all the time because you can't be bothered to trim it.

Given all that, a big belly for a few months, and for a good reason, is pretty fucking minor.

lol, I've seen it happen three times and each time it was CRAZY but the COOLEST thing in the world to see your children born.

Dude, she will be back to normal if she breast feeds within about 1.5 years of birth

When a child acts up, he needs to be spanked!

that's why our society is in a doom spiral straight down to hell.

wake up sheeple.

when guys talk like this, it is UNACCEPTABLE!

same goes for a shallow, fickle woman who talks down about her boring, but loving partner.

My wife used to rub olive oil on her stomach. I used to make fun of her when she did it but damn straight it works.

I didn't rub olive oil or anything else on my stomach and I have no stretch marks. I think it's in the genes whether you get them or not.

Hopefully you will fall in love with your baby when you see it and begin to appreciate your wife. Don't you love her? How can you be grossed out by her being pregnant with your baby if you love her?

Once I found out she was pregnant I couldn't "do it" knowing my kid was in there. And yeah she is mine alright.

lmao...best post ive read in a week

Someone is really is delusional. It's like convincing yourself that feces are flowers.

How old are you? Remember that is how you entered this world. Listen having a child is major and if you cannot get through nine months without freaking out now, how are you going to change dirty diapers and throw up later on?

You should look at it as a once in a lifetime event and relax now. So what if something happens to you and changes your appearance? Would you want her on here saying these things to everyone or what?

Oh I was not saying someone should do it or not, I was just reading the comment and remembered how that was one of the things my wife was concerned of. One of her friends had told her to use it.

Could be the genes or just how healthy your skin is overall.

Fuck me! its like ALIENS all over again, wheres me flamethrower and pulse rifle!!

OP is a well-known troll.



He's up in yer minds...



Fuckin' with you 'n shit.



I didn't realize this was another troll thread until after I replied.

absolutely not.....i do too!

Me too!!

LOL! No offense but look who is talking! Hahaha! Talking about known trolls ...

Lol
BANE him!

+1

No seriously!!!


I'm totally serious!!!


In all seriousness!!!

That some sick shit.