My wife's pregnant belly grosses me out... | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2942 United States 07/07/2010 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So what. You have a stinky, hairy, shitty ass. You have nasty breath in the morning. You're a shallow, self-absorbed, unthinking zombie. You don't clean up your socks, you miss the toilet, you don't put the lid down, and hair sticks out of your nose and your ears all the time because you can't be bothered to trim it. Quoting: mavric 1023670Given all that, a big belly for a few months, and for a good reason, is pretty fucking minor. lmao...best post ive read in a week |
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mopar28m User ID: 1027107 United States 07/07/2010 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all! Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby? Its only temporary, you helped out in making her pregnant. Only have plastic surgery if she is done after having this child, otherwise its not worth the expense. Sometimes, the skin sucks right back in after a baby. Rub skin lotion on her belly, this will help in reducing the stretch marks. vaccinefreehealth blogspot com The risk far outweighs any benefit as the risk will vary from child to child. facebook.com/graphixyourway |
Mr. Predictor Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 1025266 United States 07/07/2010 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck me! its like ALIENS all over again, wheres me flamethrower and pulse rifle!! "If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno |
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Legion User ID: 1021127 United States 07/07/2010 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Absolutely loved my baby mother's nymphoism during pregnancy - preggo belly included(Tis like a globe of energy. Seriously lsd + pregnant woman = awesomely intense O_O). Also loved the delivery, gained soo much love & respect for women during & after that. And oh yeah... I got my wonderful daughter after all! OP is dumb as bricks |
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anonanon User ID: 1027766 Switzerland 07/07/2010 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hope you make a ton of money so you can get her the liposuction, tummy tuck and boob lift after a few more kids. What an ass you are. Pregnancy changes a woman's body and changes it forever. Don't expect the excess weight to disappear quickly, especially if she will be breast feeding your son or daughter. Actually, now is the time for the two of you to get closer together because the six months after the birth are worse than the pregnancy as her body tries to get back to some state of normal. Unfortunately, it sounds like you are not mature enough or man enough to handle that little fact of life. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1018280 Australia 07/07/2010 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all! Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby? I hope your wife gets a look at your post. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 475553 United States 07/07/2010 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pregnant woman are hot, at least my wife was. Super sexy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428See that's the thing...my wife was smokin HOT, before she was pregnant. A yoga teacher, flexible as hell, tight ass, abs...now she's all soft, bloated, and gassy.... husband fail |
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HorrorFanatic User ID: 795175 United States 07/07/2010 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | MY EYES..!!. MY EYES!!! THEY BURRRRRRRRNNN !!! With the exception to the above poster's picture of the quite sickening Octo-Vagimatic .... Pregnant women are beautiful .. It is a beautiful thing. I don't know why a person would be "grossed out" by it .. How old are you? lol Free mustache rides . ALSO, check out my horrorcore rap artist page Icepick Willie [link to www.facebook.com] |
Olibow User ID: 769657 United States 07/07/2010 03:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all! Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby? That's the way it goes. She gets to create a human. As opposed to YOUR mother that shit you out of the wrong hole, loser. ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~ From ED TV (1999) I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue. |
HorrorFanatic User ID: 795175 United States 07/07/2010 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hope she has a baby that is blacker than the ace of spades Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027554LMAO..Gee Thanks.. I just sprayed my monitor with Mt Dew ..LOL . Free mustache rides . ALSO, check out my horrorcore rap artist page Icepick Willie [link to www.facebook.com] |
Olibow User ID: 769657 United States 07/07/2010 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hope you make a ton of money so you can get her the liposuction, tummy tuck and boob lift after a few more kids. Quoting: anonanon 1027766What an ass you are. Pregnancy changes a woman's body and changes it forever. Don't expect the excess weight to disappear quickly, especially if she will be breast feeding your son or daughter. Actually, now is the time for the two of you to get closer together because the six months after the birth are worse than the pregnancy as her body tries to get back to some state of normal. Unfortunately, it sounds like you are not mature enough or man enough to handle that little fact of life. He's a typical shallow profoundly selfish man incapable of any higher emotions like love and caring. BTW, that baby carrier thing is ridiculous. It looks like a teletubby grew up and had a mini tubby. Last Edited by Olibow on 07/07/2010 04:05 AM ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~ From ED TV (1999) I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue. |
Phydeau User ID: 960398 United States 07/07/2010 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is it weird that I find preggos attractive? Quoting: dereisticI'm right there with ya, brother. Pregnant women (that don't break the 300lb mark, that is) are freaking hot. "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes "The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin Real men keep Torah. Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10. Dear disaffected Democrats: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our social tolerance delightful. However in exchange for this, you're going to have to find a way to be ok with people keeping their guns and more of their money. Dear disaffected Republicans: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our small government economic policies to your liking. However in exchange you will have to find a way to be ok with "the gays" getting married. Snacks are on the table, help yourself. Please introduce yourself to someone on "the other side", you might be astonished just how much you actually have in common. |
Phydeau User ID: 960398 United States 07/07/2010 05:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He's a typical shallow profoundly selfish man Quoting: OlibowWow, I've been reading your "I hate all men" bullshit on several threads tonight. Did daddy not give you enough hugs as a little girl? (Or worse, did he give you too many of the wrong hugs?) Sweetheart, you not having a penis does not make you better than others. Get over it. "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes "The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin Real men keep Torah. Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10. Dear disaffected Democrats: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our social tolerance delightful. However in exchange for this, you're going to have to find a way to be ok with people keeping their guns and more of their money. Dear disaffected Republicans: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our small government economic policies to your liking. However in exchange you will have to find a way to be ok with "the gays" getting married. Snacks are on the table, help yourself. Please introduce yourself to someone on "the other side", you might be astonished just how much you actually have in common. |
WhickaWhicka User ID: 1032021 United States 07/10/2010 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay, I understand what you are going through is a very primal thing. Your woman does not look like she did when she was not pregnant, fine. Just like the rest of us, you will need to use logic to get yourself over this issue. Quite frankly, you are not getting any younger either. This is a part of growing up. The nice thing about females is that they, for the most part if you are lucky, keep up with themselves. They spend their whole lives practically making sure that the aging process is slowed as much as possible while males look chewed up and spit out when they hit 50 years old. I see way more hot 50 year old women then men. When the time comes and she no longer wants sex as often, she will go through this as well and we will find her post on this site saying, "My old husband's bald head and fat belly grosses me out...". As for the folks jumping down your throat, I don't think they understand that you came onto this website to talk about your feelings. There is no need to ridicule you for being honest. Now, if you posted something along the lines of, "I left my preggo wife for have a gross belly..." then I would call you shmuck. One last tip, God gave you an imagination for a reason. I need not say more. =) |
Dr. House User ID: 717743 United States 07/10/2010 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all! Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby? Hmm. This means the child is not yours. Men enjoy seeing their wife's pregnant belly when the child is theirs. They will hate the child and the belly if its not theirs. Careful, they still will arrest you and convict you of murder when the child is born and you attempt to eat it. Sinkhole list: Thread: Sinkholes Updated 28 Dec 2010 find a sinkhole, add it to this thread, please. "Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." (1 John 3:15, NKJV). |
AFGW User ID: 21140569 United States 11/20/2012 11:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all! Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby? Wow man...........your more concerned about her looks then the fact that she is carrying your child. What a fucking failure Agreed. OP, divorce your wife and do her and your kid a favor. Scumbag. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21140569 United States 11/20/2012 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's only 5 1/2 months preg., but the big gut and her fat swollen face is a bit gross to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027428She's going to have stretch marks from hell, and I've seen how those things look on women...not pretty at all! Do tummy tucks work good on stretched out stomach skin after having a baby? That's the way it goes. She gets to create a human. As opposed to YOUR mother that shit you out of the wrong hole, loser. ^^^SPOT ON^^^ |
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