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LOST HERMIT CRAB!!!

 
homemommy
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O.k, so we just got back from the beach. My girls brought back hermit crabs. They were playing with them in the floor and the youngest went off to play with something else and the damn crab crawled off somewhere. She waited until last night, before bed, to tell me that her crab was lost.

I have searched everywhere for that little fucker. I got on the Net and people said to leave out peanut butter (WTF??), I did it...but no luck.

WTF do I do now???

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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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I'm sorry your kids don't have crabs anymore...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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I'm sorry your kids don't have crabs anymore...
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LOL, the eldest still has hers.
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Buy 'em a puppy, they'll forget all about the crab...well, until puppy throws up the crab in the living room...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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I'm sorry your kids don't have crabs anymore...


LOL, the eldest still has hers.
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Thank God?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Buy 'em a puppy, they'll forget all about the crab...well, until puppy throws up the crab in the living room...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


We do have a cat...maybe I should check the litter box....hmmm
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Nobody cares... Why do some people treat this place as a gossip site?!?!?!?!
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Crabs are naturally attracted to the pubic region. I think you know what you have to do,HM. Lay down on the floor..and spread em. I know it sounds gross...but it's for your kids damnit! DO THE RIGHT THING!
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Crabs are naturally attracted to the pubic region. I think you know what you have to do,HM. Lay down on the floor..and spread em. I know it sounds gross...but it's for your kids damnit! DO THE RIGHT THING!
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I think you should come over...I bet that ass of yours would make that crab come out in a hurry!!!
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Crabs are naturally attracted to the pubic region. I think you know what you have to do,HM. Lay down on the floor..and spread em. I know it sounds gross...but it's for your kids damnit! DO THE RIGHT THING!


I think you should come over...I bet that ass of yours would make that crab come out in a hurry!!!
 Quoting: homemommy

My crabs need a friend...tell me when and where. I'll set the trap. hiding
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Update:

He's found!! I came home from work last night, the house quiet, everyone asleep. So, I roll a fattie and sit down to relax after a long night of nursing the elderly (one of patients died last night :(. So I'm watching "Half-Pint Brawlers" and smoking my shit and the little bastard just crawls out from nowhere and sits in front of the TV!!

He must of liked the smell of my weed or liked to watch the midgets fight on TV.

My little one was glad to have him back this morning.

Crisis averted!!

BTW...anyone ever watched, "Half-pint Brawlers"??? Freakin' Hilarious.
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We need to pass cap and tax so this doesn't happen again.
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We need to pass cap and tax so this doesn't happen again.
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I already paid tax on that little fucker. No, thank you. hf
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if you have any sea shells in the house a little bigger than the one your missing crab has, set them out on the floor and wait. your crab will come and check them out to see if he wants to swap his shell for a bigger one.
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my crabs loved carrots. see if you can bait him with that.
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if you have any sea shells in the house a little bigger than the one your missing crab has, set them out on the floor and wait. your crab will come and check them out to see if he wants to swap his shell for a bigger one.
 Quoting: Neesie


Well, when we bought him, we went ahead and bought him a bigger one to grow into. But now he's found!! Yay!! I was dreading the inevitable smell that would come from him dying in my house somwhere.
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he's gone.. these things can chew and break out of about any thing. they don't know it's a hard life out there..
All you will find one day is an empty shell of what used to be the little hermits home.. :(
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my crabs loved carrots. see if you can bait him with that.
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see my update post. hf
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Turn off all sound and listen for them to start "talking."
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if you have any sea shells in the house a little bigger than the one your missing crab has, set them out on the floor and wait. your crab will come and check them out to see if he wants to swap his shell for a bigger one.


Well, when we bought him, we went ahead and bought him a bigger one to grow into. But now he's found!! Yay!! I was dreading the inevitable smell that would come from him dying in my house somwhere.
 Quoting: homemommy

you found him? all is well, must be a special little hermit..
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glad you found him. LOL

yeah you would not want a rotting crab in the house. might as well buy sardine potpourri. LOL
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glad you found him. LOL

yeah you would not want a rotting crab in the house. might as well buy sardine potpourri. LOL
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Thanks. The little one was sad he was gone, but I think it was because her sister still had her's, not because she missed him.

LOL at the sardine potpourri.
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O.k, so we just got back from the beach. My girls brought back hermit crabs. They were playing with them in the floor and the youngest went off to play with something else and the damn crab crawled off somewhere. She waited until last night, before bed, to tell me that her crab was lost.

I have searched everywhere for that little fucker. I got on the Net and people said to leave out peanut butter (WTF??), I did it...but no luck.

WTF do I do now???
 Quoting: homemommy


I found a crab, is yours? LoL [link to gifanimate.gifmania.ch]
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If it had been lobsters, it woulda been easier. . .


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