Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*

where's the link?

WTF? How is this even possible?

Uhhh good question but there is none, sorry

Towels?? Towels?? Is there ANYTHING that doesn't cause cancer anymore?

That's why I don't wipe my ass with towels anymore..

Excellent point

ding ding ding ding ding....johnny, what do we have for him today?

In other words, you made it up as some sort of clumsy attempt at a childish prank, and tried to word it in the way a real news report would, but failed miserably. Tard.

TOWEL DOOM! who knew?

what's next--PURSE DOOM? KLEENEX DOOM?

Because you made it up? WHy would you make up something so stupid? I don't get it. I don't even see satire in it.

This is why we cant have nice things.

me love u long time, ding ding ding and ding

too many questions sir, move along

excellent

My beloved little sister died a horrible death from that condition. So please show info. link...

If this is intended as pun, U may wish to relocate quickly as I will bring down enough legal people to keep you busy for years.

We already have enough suspicious things that point to this and other cancers having been engineered for making them contagious to any or all these variety that just poped - up over last 25 years.

Anyone profiting from this genocide against some humans needs to be charged with fraud. We know methods to cure it have been hidden from the public. Show me one case of Rockefeller's and or euro super rich dying from this disease, you will not find any unless it is done with bogus person and such types of deceptive materials.

This had better be proven here or taken down as fraud.

More then likely it would be the various chemicals on the towels which comes from the different types of soaps we use.

Yes...you can eat or drink ANY chemical-laced garbage. The "experts" all seem to agree: nutrition has no effect on health.