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Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*

 
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Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
A new study today revealed that excessive towel use in or around the genital reegion may lead to cervical cancer in women, a study reports. The results are inconclusive however and cannot be taken seriously. An update on the situation will be some time next week.
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07/08/2010 09:24 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
where's the link?
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07/08/2010 09:25 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
WTF? How is this even possible?
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
Captain Morgan's Daughter (OP)
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07/08/2010 09:25 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
Uhhh good question but there is none, sorry
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07/08/2010 09:27 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
Towels?? Towels?? Is there ANYTHING that doesn't cause cancer anymore?
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
That's why I don't wipe my ass with towels anymore..
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
Towels?? Towels?? Is there ANYTHING that doesn't cause cancer anymore?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1028981


Excellent point
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07/08/2010 09:28 AM
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That's why I don't wipe my ass with towels anymore..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011352


ding ding ding ding ding....johnny, what do we have for him today?
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07/08/2010 09:29 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
Uhhh good question but there is none, sorry
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In other words, you made it up as some sort of clumsy attempt at a childish prank, and tried to word it in the way a real news report would, but failed miserably. Tard.
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07/08/2010 09:31 AM
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TOWEL DOOM! who knew?

what's next--PURSE DOOM? KLEENEX DOOM?



(Lucy Rica
Aside from the small band of Forteans scattered around the world, nobody seems to notice all aspects of this phantasmagoria.(John A. Keel)
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
Uhhh good question but there is none, sorry
 Quoting: Captain Morgan's Daughter 1029006


Because you made it up? WHy would you make up something so stupid? I don't get it. I don't even see satire in it.
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07/08/2010 09:31 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
This is why we cant have nice things.
GLP = Whirlwind of stupid.
:IslamLol:
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
TOWEL DOOM! who knew?

what's next--PURSE DOOM? KLEENEX DOOM?



:(Lucy Rica:
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me love u long time, ding ding ding and ding
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
Uhhh good question but there is none, sorry


Because you made it up? WHy would you make up something so stupid? I don't get it. I don't even see satire in it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1009104


too many questions sir, move along
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
This is why we cant have nice things.
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excellent
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07/08/2010 09:46 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
My beloved little sister died a horrible death from that condition. So please show info. link...

If this is intended as pun, U may wish to relocate quickly as I will bring down enough legal people to keep you busy for years.

We already have enough suspicious things that point to this and other cancers having been engineered for making them contagious to any or all these variety that just poped - up over last 25 years.

Anyone profiting from this genocide against some humans needs to be charged with fraud. We know methods to cure it have been hidden from the public. Show me one case of Rockefeller's and or euro super rich dying from this disease, you will not find any unless it is done with bogus person and such types of deceptive materials.

This had better be proven here or taken down as fraud.
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07/08/2010 09:56 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
More then likely it would be the various chemicals on the towels which comes from the different types of soaps we use.
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07/08/2010 11:50 AM
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Re: Towels are linked to cervical cancer in some*
Towels?? Towels?? Is there ANYTHING that doesn't cause cancer anymore?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1028981

Yes...you can eat or drink ANY chemical-laced garbage. The "experts" all seem to agree: nutrition has no effect on health.

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