Best movie line ever..

Grazie Signore!

Dude. Read.

I asked about lines.

I suppose that could be taken both ways. I meant it as a written (or spoken) line.

I feel like I'm talking to third graders.

I like this line. A LOT.

This cracks me up, OP.[you [link to www.youtube.com]

Eh, sorry. It's just that without the actor and the inflections...most movie lines don't hold up.

IMO.

But I'm trying hard to come up with one that works strictly in the words themselves.

Give me time...I like a challenge. And I used to love movies.

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

Can you tell me why you can't see youtube vid's ....Ever think maybe we could help you with that prob....Maybe you should make a thread entitled I need help I can't watch youtube vids on GLP....

Ok...this one works as well in writing as on the screen...in fact moreso at this point:

God love you OP...you done a good thing I think.

Network "mad as hell" speech:

"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!

We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."

Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.

I want you to get mad!

I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.

All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.

You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,

"I'm as mad as hell,

and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"

"We'd have better luck playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks." Del Griffith "Planes Trains and Automobiles".

"if you men only knew"
eyes wide shut

James Bond and Dr.Christmas Jones in "the world is not enough" the last scene of the movie James Bond is making out with Dr. Christmas Jones and he says "Funny, I thought Christmas only comes one a year"

I am mad as hell and I am not taking it anymore. Network

It makes me very sad that anyone would think this is the best move line ever.

Really, really sad.

Bring on the apocalypse already.

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"Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?"

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!


- A few good men

Come on. Arthur was funnier than anything we've seen in the last 20 years. Sadly.

Cab't find a clip, but here's the quote. Delivred buy Downy Jr. in Tropic Thunder.
"Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box."

Last Edited by NervousAndJerky on 11/29/2012 11:52 PM

This is one of my favorites.....

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."


---Taken

Bubbles getting it done!

Last Edited by Oldcrow64 on 11/30/2012 12:12 AM

The Big Lebowski - "Nobody F***'s with the Jesus!"

Tropical Thunder - "Step back and F*** your own face!"

Must not be too awfully favorite, since I think you misquoted.

"the quickest way to a woman's heart, is through her bra"