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1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina

 
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1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I was mulling a few things over the other day, mainly stuff around relationships and the roles we play. I know it's an old joke amongst women that blokes never know how to use a washing machine but I have yet to accept the answer that it is just womens work. More recently when I thought about it I got quite angry in my head and asked "what the fuck is their problem, it's not like they have to load it with their dick so why does having one prevent them from washing their own pants from time to time?" and then it struck me that part of the problem might actually (I have one of those minds that plays it out as I think it) come down to the issue of the size of the drum and the fact that it is symbolic of the vagina.

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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
Washing machine and vagina only go in one sentence or thought when a woman sits on said washing machine, and that is all.
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.
 Quoting: Chawlee

YOU COULD CLIMB INSIDE AND CURL UP......
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I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.
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hahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!!!!!!!!
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.
 Quoting: Chawlee

That would definitely make a man feel inadequate.
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I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.

YOU COULD CLIMB INSIDE AND CURL UP......
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You'd probably show up and turn her on.

That would really agitate me............
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I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.

YOU COULD CLIMB INSIDE AND CURL UP......


You'd probably show up and turn her on.

That would really agitate me............
 Quoting: Chawlee

I'd have to strap a plank on me back so I don't fall in...
HUSSAR!
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Jabba the Hutt's mom???
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I was mulling a few things over the other day, mainly stuff around relationships and the roles we play. I know it's an old joke amongst women that blokes never know how to use a washing machine but I have yet to accept the answer that it is just womens work. More recently when I thought about it I got quite angry in my head and asked "what the fuck is their problem, it's not like they have to load it with their dick so why does having one prevent them from washing their own pants from time to time?" and then it struck me that part of the problem might actually (I have one of those minds that plays it out as I think it) come down to the issue of the size of the drum and the fact that it is symbolic of the vagina.

rest of article here at

[link to www.dysfunctionalmystic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 795316


Maybe your guy won't do his own laundry because he knows you'll eventually do it for him. Try just not doing it anymore. Or rather wait long enough for him to do it or until you'd rather do it yourself than smell the stink heh. poop
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Did you know that giant vaginas can ride bikes?

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07/09/2010 07:15 AM
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I'd agree, but from the other side.

I can't fit all my shit in at once and get it to agitate good enough. If I try it gets squeaky or goes out of balance and starts really banging around out of control, or just cuts out.

Even on the heavy cycle the thing stops after 45 minutes, and so I might have to do it twice or more in a row to be totally satisfied. But then the bill to run it gets way higher too.

The pay ones are super convenient but expensive and the ones you buy require a stable place to keep them but are cheaper by the load.

Very few people have more than one at a time, although it is common to trade them out every 7 or so years. White is the most popular color.

At the end, everything is wrung out, damp and limp.


There's more but that's why I'm not scared of vaginas or washing machines , I just wish they could have made them a little easier to work with.
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
Did you know that giant vaginas can ride bikes?

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 Quoting: Philip J. Fry


That's a vulva not a vagina (although the entrance can be seen)/
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Oh and of course you don't know what kind of shitty stuff got put in the thing when you weren't looking.
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.
 Quoting: Chawlee


I am more fearful of a willy that could fill a washing machine drum!!!!!
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I'd agree, but from the other side.

I can't fit all my shit in at once and get it to agitate good enough. If I try it gets squeaky or goes out of balance and starts really banging around out of control, or just cuts out.

Even on the heavy cycle the thing stops after 45 minutes, and so I might have to do it twice or more in a row to be totally satisfied. But then the bill to run it gets way higher too.

The pay ones are super convenient but expensive and the ones you buy require a stable place to keep them but are cheaper by the load.

Very few people have more than one at a time, although it is common to trade them out every 7 or so years. White is the most popular color.

At the end, everything is wrung out, damp and limp.


There's more but that's why I'm not scared of vaginas or washing machines , I just wish they could have made them a little easier to work with.
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rofl - mine barely last more than a year before they make far too much noise and just have to go
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.
 Quoting: Chawlee


Sounds like Castenada. Didn't Don Juan talk about the 'Cosmic Vagina' . 6 feet tall and if you find it, you can walk right back in. I'm still lookin'. 5a
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I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.
 Quoting: Chawlee


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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I was mulling a few things over the other day, mainly stuff around relationships and the roles we play. I know it's an old joke amongst women that blokes never know how to use a washing machine but I have yet to accept the answer that it is just womens work. More recently when I thought about it I got quite angry in my head and asked "what the fuck is their problem, it's not like they have to load it with their dick so why does having one prevent them from washing their own pants from time to time?" and then it struck me that part of the problem might actually (I have one of those minds that plays it out as I think it) come down to the issue of the size of the drum and the fact that it is symbolic of the vagina.

rest of article here at

[link to www.dysfunctionalmystic.com]


Maybe your guy won't do his own laundry because he knows you'll eventually do it for him. Try just not doing it anymore. Or rather wait long enough for him to do it or until you'd rather do it yourself than smell the stink heh. poop
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Like loading the dishwasher. does ANY man know how to load a damn dish washer?!?!?! rant
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I am fearful of a vagina the size of a washing machine drum.


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spin-dry that, lol.
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
I was mulling a few things over the other day, mainly stuff around relationships and the roles we play. I know it's an old joke amongst women that blokes never know how to use a washing machine but I have yet to accept the answer that it is just womens work. More recently when I thought about it I got quite angry in my head and asked "what the fuck is their problem, it's not like they have to load it with their dick so why does having one prevent them from washing their own pants from time to time?" and then it struck me that part of the problem might actually (I have one of those minds that plays it out as I think it) come down to the issue of the size of the drum and the fact that it is symbolic of the vagina.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 795316


Since using a washing machine is a piece of cake I think it comes down to the issue of the size of the guy's lazyness, not the size of the drum and its vagina-likeness.
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07/09/2010 08:21 AM
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The real problem is

Washing machines are too complicated

If they just had a start stop switch then they would be okay for men.
There are too many programmes and the instructions do not clearly explain them.
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07/09/2010 08:22 AM
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
If you had to pull start it, the guys would be all over that thing.

The washer I mean. :confused-MG:

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If you had to pull start it, the guys would be all over that thing.

The washer I mean. :confused-MG:
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only if we had to keep trying to get it going though, i mean, one stroke is no use is it. hf
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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina
The real problem is

Washing machines are too complicated

If they just had a start stop switch then they would be okay for men.
There are too many programmes and the instructions do not clearly explain them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1020030


A washing machine is not complicated. Anyway a complicated machine with a lot of buttons is a welcome challenge for a real man, not an unsormountable hurdle! Machines with only a start-stop switch are for women. Are men becoming too pussified in the West?
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I'm disappointed. I thought this was about women leaning on the corner of their washers and taking a "ride"
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I fear no washing machine nor any vagina...well, maybe this one:

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Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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I'm disappointed. I thought this was about women leaning on the corner of their washers and taking a "ride"
 Quoting: Thor's Stone


Those days are over...I recently bought a new washer and it's freak'n computerized so it won't bounce around like the old ones do...It balances the load if it gets uneven and you can't even hear it run or agitate...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Re: 1 for the girls - washing machines & fear of the vagina

If you had to pull start it, the guys would be all over that thing.

The washer I mean. :confused-MG:


only if we had to keep trying to get it going though, i mean, one stroke is no use is it. hf
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:LMAO-MG:
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